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Eudico created a chat with The Business, Little Duck, Legs, Ticker, Smokefinger, and Rude Zuud
Eudico renamed chat to Not the SU Groupchat
Eudico: have fun, I’ll be back in five
Little Duck: lmaoooo
Little Duck: love the name eudi
The Business: Is it, perhaps a little bit on the obvious side?
Little Duck: stfu its perfect
Smokefinger: to be fair, it IS a little on the neural sensors…
Legs: the taxmen are dumb, might as well have some fun :D
Smokefinger: exactly, my young compatriot. Exactly.
Legs: idk what that means but ok, ik i hope the chat name’s here to stay!
Ticker: me too Legs, it’s so obvious they won’t think it’s us :>
Smokefinger: reverse psychology!
Legs: idk what that is either uhhh sorry to bother ya
Ticker: yeah sure that
Ticker: aw you’re fine Legs you’re def not the only one
Little Duck: i just realized i legit don’t know anyone here except biz and eudi and mayyybe zuud if she actually says anything uhhh help
The Business: Please don’t call me “Biz”.
Little Duck: biz biz biz biz biz >:)
The Business: Sigh.
Ticker: Biz you do know literally no one calls you “The Business” except to your face right? it’s too much of a mouthful
Little Duck: you might have broken him lmao
Legs: well uhhh anyway i’m legs, nice to meetcha! i sell moas and i’ll never cheat ya!
Little Duck: biz where did you and eudi find this kid hes adorable
Legs: :D
Little Duck: biz
Little Duck: bizzzzzz
Little Duck: stop ignoring me bizzzzzzzzzzzz
Ticker: well anyway, I’m Ticker :>
Ticker: officially I sell random bits of scrap
Ticker: unofficially… let’s just say I do what I can to stop repos and leave it at that
Little Duck: nice, never can go wrong there
Little Duck: so how bout you smoky
Smokefinger: uh
Little Duck: do you mind if i call you smoky cause im gonna do it anyway ask biz
Smokefinger: I do some mining, occasionally convince Tenno to do it for me because of the voiddamned quotas. nothing that interesting really. I do sell some things to them as well, though.
Ticker: lol who doesn’t sell some shit to the Tenno, really, I think we all do
Little Duck: lol yeah
Eudico: I leave for FIVE minutes
Eudico: but also, same.