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yet another ndrv3 chat fic

Summary:

i'm lesbian: OH!!! HIMIKO AND TENKO HAVE MATCHING NAMES!!!

i thought you were japanese: how come you're speaking in all caps..??

guac boy: karkat....

shulock homo: HUH

yknow like nya: HFNDBFBFBGBFFBDBSBDHD

stabby mcgee: God fucking dammit. I can't believe this.

Notes:

i wrote this at like midnight so i apologize if there are some mistakes. i swear i'll write something that isn't a chat fic HKDDBJS

who's who gets mentioned in this chap but here are the names

kokichi: panta rat
kaede: ultimate penis
rantaro: guac boy
shuichi: shulock homo
kirumi: MOM
gonta: big dick is back in town
ryoma: yknow like nya
miu: blonde little bitch
kiibo: do robots have dicks?
korekiyo: despicableXD
angie: elder price
tenko: i'm lesbian
himiko: i thought you were japanese
tsumugi: naruto x sasuke
maki: stabby mcgee
kaito: space jam

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: why did this happen

Chapter Text

Kokichi Ouma added Shuichi Saihara, Kaede Akamatsu, and 13 other people to the chat.

Kokichi Ouma changed 16 nicknames.

panta rat changed the chat name to ALL THE RATS.

panta rat: hEEYYYY YALLLL!!!~ >:3

ultimate penis: oh no

ultimate penis:

ultimate penis: thIS FUCKING NICKNAME AGAIN RESLLY????

shulock homo: kaede are you ok

ultimate penis: no

shulock homo: aight bet

ultimate penis: how are you already at my door

shulock homo: oh ykno

despicableXD: May I ask, what is this for?

despicableXD:

despicableXD: I despise this already. So, so much.

big dick is back in town: Oh? What this?

blonde little bitch: GAHAHAHAHAHA

blonde little bitch: IS THAT GONTA EIEHEIEHEJSHKSHDJDBF

panta rat: yep yep!!! it's everyone's favorite bug boy!!~

blonde little bitch: YOURE A RAT BUT A FUCKIN GENIUS

blonde little bitch: (not as genius as ME though)

MOM:

yknow like nya:

stabby mcgee:

MOM: Kokichi, I am going to kill you with my bare hands.

yknow like nya: Hey Kokichi, where are you? I just wanna talk.

stabby mcgee: I'm going to my lab right now. You better fucking run.

panta rat: haha! i'm in danger ":)

big dick is back in town: Huh?? What happening?? Why you guys killing Kokichi?

big dick is back in town: And why Gonta's name like this??

yknow like nya: ...don't worry about it big guy

yknow like nya: Anyways, Kokichi.

panta rat: owo? what is it ryomaaa?

yknow like nya: Did

yknow like nya: Did you just use owo.

panta rat: ÓwÒ?? whats wong Wyoma Howoshi??

blonde little bitch: OwO!! does wyoma need the defibwiwatow?

guac boy: OwO!! come on gwuys! we gotta save wyoma!!

yknow like nya: Please, let me lay in the dirt and die there.

despicableXD: I will join you as well, Ryoma.

big dick is back in town: Huh?? Gonta no want Ryoma and Korekiyo dying!! They friends!!

yknow like nya: Hhdjdbdjdb

yknow like nya: I Love You™...

big dick is back in town: Gonta loves you too!!! 8D Gonta love all his friends!!

naruto x sasuke: awww, this is just plain cute!!!

naruto x sasuke:

shulock homo: is...is that tsumugi

panta rat: well of course! who else would write a 48 chapter 150k word fanfic with naruto and sasuke??

naruto x sasuke: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THATSBBFBDBFNDBDHDBD

space jam: WHAJEGJDEHFJSJDK

space jam: 48 CHAPTERS?!??!

i thought you were japanese: jeez...naruto and sasuke is a terrible ship too....

naruto x sasuke: this is SLANDER

i'm lesbian: TENKO AGREES WITH HIMIKO!!!! :D

i'm lesbian:

i thought you were japanese:

i'm lesbian: OH!!! HIMIKO AND TENKO HAVE MATCHING NAMES!!!

i thought you were japanese: how come you're speaking in all caps..??

guac boy: karkat....

shulock homo: HUH

yknow like nya: HFNDBFBFBGBFFBDBSBDHD

stabby mcgee: God fucking dammit. I can't believe this.

elder price: oh oh!! did someone mention karkat homestuck??? :000 angie loves that anime!!

naruto x sasuke: i

panta rat: WOW ranty!!! you really weeded out all the homestucks!!!!!

panta rat: good joobbbbb!!!!

guac boy: it's what i do best sir

blonde little bitch: what the fuck is a homestuck??? that some weird kink or somethin???

panta rat: don't pretend like you don't know, miu

blonde little bitch: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKIN ABOUT LIMPDICK

big dick is back in town: Eh?? Homestuck..?? Gonta never heard of that before!!!

i thought you were japanese: i don't know what that is either...

do robots have dicks?: Ah! Homestuck is a VERY long webcomic made by Andrew Hussie, according to my search!!

do robots have dicks?:

do robots have dicks?: i'll be seeing you in court rat boy

blonde little bitch: OH FUCK???? KIIBO SNAPPED???? HEKEBJEVSSH

ultimate penis: why are you keyboard smashing like every message u bottom

blonde little bitch: HHUUUUHH???? WHAIWDOSNS I AM N OT. A BOTTOM.

stabby mcgee: That's what they all say.

space jam: what's a bottom

big dick is back in town: Gonta...not know what a bottom is..?

panta rat: aWWW what pure little idiots!!! should i corrupt them?

space jam: IM NOT AN IDIOTNDKDBND

yknow like nya: Call Gonta an idiot again and I will punt you into the sun.

space jam: WHAT ABOUT ME???,?,,?,!?! HIRHEISJSJS

big dick is back in town: Ah, Ryoma, that is not necessary!!!! Even if it is Kokichi...

stabby mcgee: Kaito, it's a well-known fact that you are an idiot. A little Baby.

panta rat: yeaaah kaito!! how else would maki be a morosexual?

space jam: ehhh?? morosexual??? what's that

stabby mcgee: .

panta rat: ,':^3c

stabby mcgee: I'm going to ignore that terrible, awful face.

space jam: whATS A MOROSEXUAL HELLO???

MOM: Well, this question never seemed to get answered, so....

MOM: Kokichi, why did you create this group chat?

panta rat: i just wanted to make a place where we all talkedddd!!!! is that too much to ask for?

despicableXD: Ah, so this is a means of communication for everyone in our class?

elder price: angie loves this idea!!! atua says it will make a wonderful bonding experience for all of us!!!! :D

i thought you were japanese: knowing us, were prolly just gonna....be chaotic....

despicableXD: That is...a fair assumption.

i'm lesbian: DEGENERATE!!!! don't speak to himiko like that!!!

despicableXD: I...just agreed with her.

i'm lesbian: but you're still a stinky boy!!!!!

do robots have dicks?: Do I count as a stinky boy..?

big dick is back in town: What about Gonta?? Gonta wanna be gentleman!!!

i'm lesbian: .

i'm lesbian: you two are...okay.

big dick is back in town: 8D!! Gonta is glad!!

do robots have dicks?: Ah!! Finally...something not robophobic...

big dick is back in town: Um!! Also!!! Can everyone say their names?? Gonta sometimes can't tell who is who...because of Kokichi's nicknames.

yknow like nya: Ah,...I'm Ryoma.

panta rat: i'm everyone's favorite rat!!! obviously!!!

stabby mcgee: He means he's Kokichi. I'm Maki.

space jam: i'm kaito momota, luminary of the stars!!!!!!

shulock homo: ah, it's shuichi

ultimate penis: kaede!!!!

do robots have dicks?: I am Kiibo!

blonde little bitch: MIU IRUMA, GORGEOUS GIRL GENIUS WITH A GOLDEN BRAIN!!!!

i'm lesbian: TENKO!!! >:D

i thought you were japanese: himiko...

elder price: angie is angie!!!

despicableXD: Shamefully, Korekiyo.

MOM: This is Kirumi.

guac boy: rantaro...ur local cryptid

naruto x sasuke: tsumugi!

big dick is back in town: Oh, okay!!! Thank you all!!

yknow like nya: Aaaaa

naruto x sasuke: awhhh,...i ship it!

ultimate penis: ryoma rlly being gay on main...what a legend

yknow like nya: I

big dick is back in town: Huh??? What that mean..??

yknow like nya: ...don't worry about it, big guy.

ultimate penis: :^)c

yknow like nya: :)

big dick is back in town: Gonta don't understand...but okay!!

shulock homo: what did we do to deserve you...

MOM: In this house, we love Gonta.

yknow like nya: Hell yeah.

ultimate penis: a legend!!! ryoma ur a legend.

MOM: I am inclined to agree.

shulock homo: same

guac boy: hahaha

yknow like nya: Dhut up

ultimate penis: Dhut

MOM: Dhut

panta rat: Dhut

stabby mcgee: Dhut

guac boy: Dhut

despicableXD: Dhut

naruto x sasuke: Dhut

shulock homo: Dhut

blonde little bitch: Dhut

yknow like nya:

yknow like nya: I ask for so little.

--ryoma is a disaster--

disaster: I'm going to singlehandedly kill you all.

token spider goth: :)

PIANIST: :)

DETECTIVE: :)

cabbage cryptid: :)

disaster: :') Guess I'll die.