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Kokichi Ouma added Shuichi Saihara, Kaede Akamatsu, and 13 other people to the chat.
Kokichi Ouma changed 16 nicknames.
panta rat changed the chat name to ALL THE RATS.
panta rat: hEEYYYY YALLLL!!!~ >:3
ultimate penis: oh no
ultimate penis:
ultimate penis: thIS FUCKING NICKNAME AGAIN RESLLY????
shulock homo: kaede are you ok
ultimate penis: no
shulock homo: aight bet
ultimate penis: how are you already at my door
shulock homo: oh ykno
despicableXD: May I ask, what is this for?
despicableXD:
despicableXD: I despise this already. So, so much.
big dick is back in town: Oh? What this?
blonde little bitch: GAHAHAHAHAHA
blonde little bitch: IS THAT GONTA EIEHEIEHEJSHKSHDJDBF
panta rat: yep yep!!! it's everyone's favorite bug boy!!~
blonde little bitch: YOURE A RAT BUT A FUCKIN GENIUS
blonde little bitch: (not as genius as ME though)
MOM:
yknow like nya:
stabby mcgee:
MOM: Kokichi, I am going to kill you with my bare hands.
yknow like nya: Hey Kokichi, where are you? I just wanna talk.
stabby mcgee: I'm going to my lab right now. You better fucking run.
panta rat: haha! i'm in danger ":)
big dick is back in town: Huh?? What happening?? Why you guys killing Kokichi?
big dick is back in town: And why Gonta's name like this??
yknow like nya: ...don't worry about it big guy
yknow like nya: Anyways, Kokichi.
panta rat: owo? what is it ryomaaa?
yknow like nya: Did
yknow like nya: Did you just use owo.
panta rat: ÓwÒ?? whats wong Wyoma Howoshi??
blonde little bitch: OwO!! does wyoma need the defibwiwatow?
guac boy: OwO!! come on gwuys! we gotta save wyoma!!
yknow like nya: Please, let me lay in the dirt and die there.
despicableXD: I will join you as well, Ryoma.
big dick is back in town: Huh?? Gonta no want Ryoma and Korekiyo dying!! They friends!!
yknow like nya: Hhdjdbdjdb
yknow like nya: I Love You™...
big dick is back in town: Gonta loves you too!!! 8D Gonta love all his friends!!
naruto x sasuke: awww, this is just plain cute!!!
naruto x sasuke:
shulock homo: is...is that tsumugi
panta rat: well of course! who else would write a 48 chapter 150k word fanfic with naruto and sasuke??
naruto x sasuke: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THATSBBFBDBFNDBDHDBD
space jam: WHAJEGJDEHFJSJDK
space jam: 48 CHAPTERS?!??!
i thought you were japanese: jeez...naruto and sasuke is a terrible ship too....
naruto x sasuke: this is SLANDER
i'm lesbian: TENKO AGREES WITH HIMIKO!!!! :D
i'm lesbian:
i thought you were japanese:
i'm lesbian: OH!!! HIMIKO AND TENKO HAVE MATCHING NAMES!!!
i thought you were japanese: how come you're speaking in all caps..??
guac boy: karkat....
shulock homo: HUH
yknow like nya: HFNDBFBFBGBFFBDBSBDHD
stabby mcgee: God fucking dammit. I can't believe this.
elder price: oh oh!! did someone mention karkat homestuck??? :000 angie loves that anime!!
naruto x sasuke: i
panta rat: WOW ranty!!! you really weeded out all the homestucks!!!!!
panta rat: good joobbbbb!!!!
guac boy: it's what i do best sir
blonde little bitch: what the fuck is a homestuck??? that some weird kink or somethin???
panta rat: don't pretend like you don't know, miu
blonde little bitch: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKIN ABOUT LIMPDICK
big dick is back in town: Eh?? Homestuck..?? Gonta never heard of that before!!!
i thought you were japanese: i don't know what that is either...
do robots have dicks?: Ah! Homestuck is a VERY long webcomic made by Andrew Hussie, according to my search!!
do robots have dicks?:
do robots have dicks?: i'll be seeing you in court rat boy
blonde little bitch: OH FUCK???? KIIBO SNAPPED???? HEKEBJEVSSH
ultimate penis: why are you keyboard smashing like every message u bottom
blonde little bitch: HHUUUUHH???? WHAIWDOSNS I AM N OT. A BOTTOM.
stabby mcgee: That's what they all say.
space jam: what's a bottom
big dick is back in town: Gonta...not know what a bottom is..?
panta rat: aWWW what pure little idiots!!! should i corrupt them?
space jam: IM NOT AN IDIOTNDKDBND
yknow like nya: Call Gonta an idiot again and I will punt you into the sun.
space jam: WHAT ABOUT ME???,?,,?,!?! HIRHEISJSJS
big dick is back in town: Ah, Ryoma, that is not necessary!!!! Even if it is Kokichi...
stabby mcgee: Kaito, it's a well-known fact that you are an idiot. A little Baby.
panta rat: yeaaah kaito!! how else would maki be a morosexual?
space jam: ehhh?? morosexual??? what's that
stabby mcgee: .
panta rat: ,':^3c
stabby mcgee: I'm going to ignore that terrible, awful face.
space jam: whATS A MOROSEXUAL HELLO???
MOM: Well, this question never seemed to get answered, so....
MOM: Kokichi, why did you create this group chat?
panta rat: i just wanted to make a place where we all talkedddd!!!! is that too much to ask for?
despicableXD: Ah, so this is a means of communication for everyone in our class?
elder price: angie loves this idea!!! atua says it will make a wonderful bonding experience for all of us!!!! :D
i thought you were japanese: knowing us, were prolly just gonna....be chaotic....
despicableXD: That is...a fair assumption.
i'm lesbian: DEGENERATE!!!! don't speak to himiko like that!!!
despicableXD: I...just agreed with her.
i'm lesbian: but you're still a stinky boy!!!!!
do robots have dicks?: Do I count as a stinky boy..?
big dick is back in town: What about Gonta?? Gonta wanna be gentleman!!!
i'm lesbian: .
i'm lesbian: you two are...okay.
big dick is back in town: 8D!! Gonta is glad!!
do robots have dicks?: Ah!! Finally...something not robophobic...
big dick is back in town: Um!! Also!!! Can everyone say their names?? Gonta sometimes can't tell who is who...because of Kokichi's nicknames.
yknow like nya: Ah,...I'm Ryoma.
panta rat: i'm everyone's favorite rat!!! obviously!!!
stabby mcgee: He means he's Kokichi. I'm Maki.
space jam: i'm kaito momota, luminary of the stars!!!!!!
shulock homo: ah, it's shuichi
ultimate penis: kaede!!!!
do robots have dicks?: I am Kiibo!
blonde little bitch: MIU IRUMA, GORGEOUS GIRL GENIUS WITH A GOLDEN BRAIN!!!!
i'm lesbian: TENKO!!! >:D
i thought you were japanese: himiko...
elder price: angie is angie!!!
despicableXD: Shamefully, Korekiyo.
MOM: This is Kirumi.
guac boy: rantaro...ur local cryptid
naruto x sasuke: tsumugi!
big dick is back in town: Oh, okay!!! Thank you all!!
yknow like nya: Aaaaa
naruto x sasuke: awhhh,...i ship it!
ultimate penis: ryoma rlly being gay on main...what a legend
yknow like nya: I
big dick is back in town: Huh??? What that mean..??
yknow like nya: ...don't worry about it, big guy.
ultimate penis: :^)c
yknow like nya: :)
big dick is back in town: Gonta don't understand...but okay!!
shulock homo: what did we do to deserve you...
MOM: In this house, we love Gonta.
yknow like nya: Hell yeah.
ultimate penis: a legend!!! ryoma ur a legend.
MOM: I am inclined to agree.
shulock homo: same
guac boy: hahaha
yknow like nya: Dhut up
ultimate penis: Dhut
MOM: Dhut
panta rat: Dhut
stabby mcgee: Dhut
guac boy: Dhut
despicableXD: Dhut
naruto x sasuke: Dhut
shulock homo: Dhut
blonde little bitch: Dhut
yknow like nya:
yknow like nya: I ask for so little.
--ryoma is a disaster--
disaster: I'm going to singlehandedly kill you all.
token spider goth: :)
PIANIST: :)
DETECTIVE: :)
cabbage cryptid: :)
disaster: :') Guess I'll die.