Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Tobirama was having a really bad day.
Not only had the rest of the clansmen accompanying him died, but his enemy had happened to be almost as good at him with water jutsu. That might not have been terribly unbearable, for instance if he wasn’t waist deep in snow, and the temperatures weren’t plummeting like no tomorrow.
Taking shelter in a nearby cave should’ve been simple, but like most things in his life it soon got needlessly complicated. Why?
Nobody told him Uchiha Madara was in there.
They also didn’t say he was naked, either.
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- Part 1 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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There’s a reason they’re known as Konoha Academy’s Terrible Trio.
It was just your average day at an academy for gifted mages. Then Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke got themselves mixed up in another situation, and things went… downhill from there.
In other words… in which Naruto is an overpowered Wind Mage, Sasuke is an extremely gifted Lightning Mage, Sakura is an awesome Special Cupcake, Kakashi is done with their shit, Tobirama is not amused, Hashirama is the Head Mage, and Madara is the Fire Overlord.
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- Part 2 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Tobirama would like to reiterate that whatever happened was entirely Mito’s and Izuna’s fault.
Becoming vigilantes was all their idea, not his. He was just the unfortunate sucker dragged along for the ride – a ride he was not enjoying. Not in the slightest. Nothing ever went well when his two idiotic friends had so-called bright ideas.
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- Part 3 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 1 of The One Where They're All Superheroes
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Konohagakure has always been fairly odd in the eyes of other villages. Their old courtship rituals were just a minor part in that renown reputation, and a time-travelling Sakura takes full advantage of those.
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- Part 4 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Naruto is cheerfully oblivious.
Sasuke plots his murder.
Sakura actually attempts it.
Or, in other words, in which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children’s bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.
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- Part 5 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 5 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Namikaze Naruto had never met his grandparents. Both his mother and his father became orphans at some point in their life, and that fact made him appreciate having his parents. He loved them from the bottom of his heart.
He saw the world through rose-tinted bright blue eyes.
So he couldn’t understand when the little girl next to him told him she hated her parents.
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- Part 6 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 1 of Three Views
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A Little Thing Called Reincarnation by thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Sep 2019
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Kakashi has always been dreading taking on students, and of course his sensei just had to lump him with the Rookie of the Year, the Top Kunoichi, and the Dead Last. It’s a volatile combination – he knows that fact too well. The Rookie of the Year and the Dead Last will be at each other’s throats, and the Top Kunoichi will be forced to mediate between the two.
Only that’s not the case.
Sakura is far too stab-happy when it comes to a certain Uchiha and has an odd fascination with longswords, silver, and diamonds. Sasuke loves insulting said Haruno before promptly getting his backside handed to him on a silver platter, not to mention his habits of setting himself on fire whilst fighting his ‘rival’. In fact, the only thing they ever agree on is a shared fear of fountains – of all things to be frightened of.
Naruto is a wonderfully normal loudmouth of a dead last, despite the pranks.
Kakashi likes normalcy.
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- Part 7 of In the Company of Elves
- Part 7 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Sasuke always told Sakura she was weak. Even after she trained with Tsunade for years he only had eyes for Naruto whom he considered strong. She would forever be invisible to him no matter how many mountains she toppled.
Being a member of Team Seven despite Sasuke’s refusal to acknowledge her meant she got herself into her fair share of sticky situations. Getting stuck a hundred odd years in the past had to take the cake though.
But she was just a weak little girl and compared to the shinobi of old she’d be ridiculously pathetic. Sasuke had said she was weak to him – a modern day shinobi who hadn’t been forced into battle after battle like they did in the Warring Clans Era. Obviously she’d be nothing more than a spec of dirt in the eyes of the Founders.
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- Part 8 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Tobirama stared down at the curious group of children – orphans if he was remembering correctly, the same who’d shown up in their newly created village a few months before. He wasn’t quite sure what on earth they were doing meeting under a tree in the middle of the night with no witnesses around, but it was definitely suspicious, so he decided to wait and listen to the potential threats.
“Nothing?” the black-haired boy asked. “Are you sure?”
“I could always try—”
“Shut up, Naruto,” the pink girl and the black-haired one spoke in unison. “Are you forgetting whose fault this is in the first place?” pinky continued, and Tobirama raised an eyebrow as he wondered exactly what the hell was going on.
“You’ve read practically every book in every single library,” the black-haired boy said, ignoring the attempts of the red-head to get both of their attentions. “Surely there has to be something?”
“Oh yes,” the pink one said, voice as dry as one of Suna’s deserts, “because of course there’s a guidebook for what to do when stranded in a dimension that’s not your own.”
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- Part 6 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 9 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 1 of Prank Wars
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Escaping after pulling a prank on their Tobi-oji should have been simple – but Naruto being Naruto meant he had to overcomplicate things and land them in yet another mess. His so-called escape seal had worked, and it had worked a bit too well, if the new dimension they were now stuck in was any sort of indicator.
Well, temporarily stuck in, at least until Tobi-oji and their tou-san come and rescue them.
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- Part 2 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
- Part 7 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 10 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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“This has the handprints of an Uzumaki,” Tobirama declared over their breakfast, sipping at his morning coffee. “Only one of their number would think it hilarious to grow a tree through someone’s house.”
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- Part 2 of Prank Wars
- Part 11 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 8 of Team 7 Shenanigans
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His goal was in reach – victory almost assured as he cut down their beloved teammate right in front of them. A crushing blow, or so he thought, up until she got back up.
Or, the Sakura-is-basically-Deadpool AU that absolutely no one asked for.
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- Part 12 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Some Rise By Sin by thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jun 2020
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She feels it constantly - a sense of deja vu. She's been there before, only her arms were blank then, and her left wasn't marred by the oddly familiar, yet unreadable name of the person who's meant to complete her. The one whose soul calls to her own, no matter how twisted it is.
Her soulmate.
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- Part 9 of In the Company of Elves
- Part 13 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 1 of And the Crown it Weighs Heavy
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Blame it on her Phoenix Soul by thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Jul 2020
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Sakura is stuck, trapped in a cycle of endless reincarnation, each time as a different person, or in a different time, and sometimes even a different world entirely. Nothing is ever the same, and she moves on, with pain in her heart at each loss.
At least until every thousandth incarnation.
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- Part 10 of In the Company of Elves
- Part 14 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 1 of And the Fire it Burns Bright
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Sakura probably should have seen it coming – he’d fallen for another Uchiha just because she was pretty, so it shouldn’t have been a surprise when he fell for another just because of a simple smile.
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- Part 15 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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Tales of a Star by thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Dec 2020
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In which a young Laurefindelë learns of the story of the three stars: Nillë-Lótërianna, Nillë-Rávanér, and Nillë-Hwindënér.
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- Part 1 of To Love a Star
- Part 16 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
- Part 18 of In the Company of Elves