30 Second Fanfics
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Paul's Got John's Thigh, and He's Not Letting Go! by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
30 Aug 2019
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It's 1963 and the Beatles are rating hit songs on a game show. But Paul has another game in mind.
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- Part 1 of 30 Second Fanfics
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John Takes His Vengeance on Paul by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
30 Aug 2019
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“Aw, look at you, my randy dreamboat, are you feverish? All pretty and pink and hot to trot. And that only took what, 30 seconds? And I haven’t even touched you yet?”
The Beatles are getting ready for yet another long press conference and John sees an opportunity to get back at Paul for all the times he's left him squirming in public.
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- Part 2 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Killing Me Softly, With His Cuteness by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
30 Aug 2019
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Paul McCartney is splashing around in the waves of sunny Miami Beach. John is watching him. John wants to kill him.
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- Part 3 of 30 Second Fanfics
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There's a Line, and John Has Come Right Up to It... by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
30 Aug 2019
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It's Dallas, and the Beatles are enduring one of the stupidest press conferences, ever, which is saying a lot. And John Lennon, standing next to Paul McCartney, has had just about all he can stand of it. And he wants to be bad. So he is.
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- Part 4 of 30 Second Fanfics
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John Has No Discretion and Even Less Self-Control by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
03 Sep 2019
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It's Christmas, 1963 and the Beatles are taking publicity shots around the world's ugliest paper mache snowman, prior to a rehearsal for the annual pantomime. Everyone else is being professional and pretending to care about this abomination of a snowman. John can't even pretend to be interested. John only has eyes, and hands, for Paul.
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- Part 5 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Paul Just Wants to Hold John's Hand by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
06 Sep 2019
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Sometimes all fame means is that you're stuck in a hotel room because the fans are out of control and surrounded by reporters and photographers watching your every move, and all you really want is to just be quiet and alone and restful together, without a million eyes on you.
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- Part 6 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Time to Put Paul to Bed by waveofahand for HerSpecialAgent005
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
30 Aug 2019
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Paul McCartney is drunk off his head. John is taking care of him. They're both adorable.
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- Part 7 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Help! Paulie is Teasing Me! by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom, Help! (1965)
30 Aug 2019
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At the premier of the Beatle's second film, "Help!" the boys meet Princess Margaret and Paul goes out of his way to make John blush.
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- Part 8 of 30 Second Fanfics
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The McLennons share a happy moment
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- Part 9 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Paul McCartney had been unwell through most of the Summer Tour of 1966, and things were only going ot get worse.
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- Part 10 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Excuse My Oral Fixations... by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
15 Oct 2019
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Ringo and George and Paul are sitting around waiting for John to show up for a presser. Paul is out of ciggies, and is orally fixated. Ringo and George won't cooperate.
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- Part 11 of 30 Second Fanfics
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John and Paul Discern a Surprising and Bright New Year by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
31 Dec 2019
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Paul McCartney got into the limo first. John Lennon squished against him moments later, and then they were off together, on a journey toward a what was looking to be a great new year.
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- Part 12 of 30 Second Fanfics
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"Now then, Herr McCartney, About that Piano You Broke..." by waveofahand
Fandoms: Beatles (Band), Help! (1965)
27 Nov 2019
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John, Paul, George and Ringo have spent most of the time filming Help under the influence of copious amounts of pot. Things have gotten out of hand and now someone needs to answer questions, because the Austria hotel is making a big claim on their insurance. Herr McCartney, who is almost incoherent, thanks to the lunchtime blunt he'd just finished, is stuck explaining. John tries to help. Just a stupid thing I wrote because of a picture I saw on tumblr, which is included. A little too long to be a true "30 Second fanfic" but what the heck...
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- Part 13 of 30 Second Fanfics
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"Now Look, Paul, I'm Not Taking 'No' For an Answer!" by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom, A Hard Day's Night (1964)
15 Sep 2019
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When John took a knee and smiled straight into Paul's eyes while singing "If I Fell", he was asking a serious question. When Paul didn't give a serious answer, John followed him...and got a little reckless. He also terrorized the Hard Day's Night crew in the process
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This is a work of fiction. I don't own the Beatles. I imagined all of this. But it is a true fact that "If I Fell" is the most gloriously intimate and lovely song the Beatles ever put out.30 Second Fanfics are quick McLennon pieces all based on photos found around the internet, so pictures are necessary and really add to the story.
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- Part 14 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Butts and Beatles: What the Ciggie Carton Saw by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
23 Jul 2019
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The Beatles always had cartons of cigarettes all around them. One carton full speaks up about what went on between Beatles and his ciggie friends, and how they were treated. Badly. They were treated badly. Especially by one of the Beatles.
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- Part 15 of 30 Second Fanfics
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John really, really wants to hold Paul's hand. But they're in the middle of an interview. Still...he tries. Because it's important. It's really, really important.
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- Part 16 of 30 Second Fanfics
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Paul is Dead. Or He Soon Will Be! by waveofahand for blobfish_miffy
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom
18 Sep 2020
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Based on a tumblr post by Blobfish_Miffy, wherein Ringo relates a test of wills between Paul and George, and everyone sat in a car parking lot for two hours, until it was settled. Except this time, they're modern AU college boys, and idiots, and John is waiting to be picked up from somewhere. And he's hungry. And there is thunder and lightning. And Paul and Geo are still fighting. Everyone is texting. John... John is very bad at texting.
Also, if you like this sort of thing, you might also like John and Paul Introduce The McSéamus to Your Mum which is really quite filthy but also funny.
And yes, now that I have this out of my system, I'll complete the next chapter of Carry that Weight.
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- Part 17 of 30 Second Fanfics
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"I won't let you down. I promise!" by waveofahand
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), A Hard Day's Night (1964), McLennon - Fandom
27 Oct 2020
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While filming a very brief, tiny exchange of dialogue with Paul McCartney, John Lennon just can't pull himself together and get it done. The problem is Paul's lips. Every time John speaks the line, his eyes fall to Paul's lips and John just can't help himself. He can't stop smiling... and lusting.
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- Part 18 of 30 Second Fanfics