there's no fucking way
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It started out as a rather mundane training exercise.
It's Otacon's first time serving as a stand-in for a practice hostage situation. And after an initially embarrassing event, he becomes interested in taking part in them more often.
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- Part 1 of there's no fucking way
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“Hrrngh… you’ll never get away with this,” Snake growled.
The figure stepped into the light. He placed his hands on his hips as in a failing display of confidence. “S-So! The illustrious, er, elusive S-Solid Snake. Um,” his smile faltered. “Thinks he can just snake, I mean sneak! Erm… oh right! Into my lab?”
Whatever tension was being built up died with that question. Snake sighed. “You’re not very good at roleplaying, Hal.”
Hal hung his head shamefully. “Sorry, Dave.”
Based on fan art by Miles Mandel, used as a basis with permission, with a bonus interlude and Otasune week chapter!
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- Part 2 of there's no fucking way
- Part 3 of Otasune Week 2024 Challenge
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Right when Snake and Otacon are about to have an intimate moment, someone makes the mistake of breaking in. Or maybe it's for the best that he did...
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- Part 3 of there's no fucking way
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Venom Snake returns to Mother Base after fulfilling his mission in Afghanistan. Huey's pleased to see the closest thing he has to a friend return, though what comes next is far beyond anything he'd ever expected.
Commission for ArtTreyn.
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- Part 4 of there's no fucking way
- Part 14 of Requested One-Shots
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Otacon catches a glimpse at Snake's search history and gets an idea. He just hopes it's good enough.
Commission for ArtTreyn
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- Part 5 of there's no fucking way
- Part 15 of Requested One-Shots
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Sunny surprises Raiden with a trip to a small but beautiful beachside cottage as thanks for everything he's done. She tells him there's another surprise waiting for him, but it's one he doesn't see coming.
Commission for DaddyLeon
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- Part 6 of there's no fucking way
- Part 16 of Requested One-Shots
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The men at Mother Base have been consistently whispering about a special spot near a certain someone's lab where, at certain times a day, they can stop by for some stress relief. Ocelot decides to investigate after Kazuhira taps out for.. reasons.
Inspired by art by and written for ArtTreyn
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- Part 7 of there's no fucking way
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Huey senses an opportunity to reconnect after running into Kazuhira and feeling as pent-up as he is. Unfortunately, he's going to have to try harder than that.
Commission for residentsleeper
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- Part 18 of Requested One-Shots
- Part 8 of there's no fucking way
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Snake's goal was to reach the hangar of a new Metal Gear, until he gets a sudden call from a mysterious confidant who claims to be Otacon. The same Otacon who'd supposedly been leading him on at that point. Pressured with contradictory information, a proposal is made to ease what will ultimately lead to someone getting eliminated.
For mgsevents' Otasune week challenge (Day 4- Philanthropy)
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- Part 9 of there's no fucking way
- Part 4 of Otasune Week 2024 Challenge
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A newly converted member of the Order is called over to Vincent's office for an urgent issue. Unfortunately for him, it's not for the issue he was hoping would get brought up.
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- Part 10 of there's no fucking way
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Down on his luck, a lonely otaku summons a demon in the hopes of fulfilling a simple request. The path to achieving it, however, ends up being far more complicated than either of them expected it to be.
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- Part 11 of there's no fucking way
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Hal just wanted to be loved.
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- Part 12 of there's no fucking way
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Huey's exhausted after a long day to the point of nearly fainting. His assistant finds a way to cool him down.
Birthday gift for ArtTreyn.
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- Part 13 of there's no fucking way