Don’t Yeet Babies and Piss Off Gods: The Story
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Odysseus, Anticlea, The Underworld
I think you know where this is going….
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“I Keep Thinking Of The Infant From That Night” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
25 Jun 2024
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“I look into your eyes, and I
Think back to the son, of mine
You’re as old as he was,
When I left for war”- “Just A Man” Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain) Rivera-Herrans
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Telemachus and Odysseus going to Penelope and wondering if she’ll still love them after they killed a bunch of people, and there’s something about the way they act, that Penelope can just tell Telemachus got from his father
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Everyone’s shitting on and making fun of Odysseus’s “WHO!?” In “No Longer You” by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain) Rivera-Herrans.
And I get it, it is very funny and uncalled for over dramatic.
But, I am here to defend it because, y'know, Odysseus has been through a lot of shit, and this is his breaking point, a point of true anger. No cunning, no sorrow, no tricks. Pure anger, frustration, and pain. And he deserves to be little angy owl for a second of the prophets vague bullshit.
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Literally just the Gods pissing each other off by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
30 Jun 2024
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Random crackshit ideas that came to my mind of the Gods just annoying each other because some of them hate Odysseus and the others can kinda bare his existence. So they don’t exactly hate each other, but messing with each other is definitely in the picture, just for the hell of it.
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“Though, do tell, what broke you from my spell?” She asked. “I’m curious.”
“Well,” Odysseus, looked away, avoiding the others' look in embarrassment. “When I opened my eyes, I was expecting Pe- my wife.”
“But it wasn't.” Odysseus explained. “It was you instead.”
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Fan/Fanon/Non-canonical interpretation of what happened during “There Are Other Ways” by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic) Rivera-Herrans
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A collection of short stories based off the Thunder Saga from EPIC: The Musical by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic) Rivera-Herrans.
SPOILERS FOR THE THUNDER SAGA!!!
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Who Do You Think He’ll Send? by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
07 Oct 2024
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They’ve heard their captain angry before.
But never like this.
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When does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?When does a ripple become a tidal wave?
When does the reason become the blame?When does a man become a monster?
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“For Twenty Years I Never Could Outgrow You” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 Aug 2024
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He stared at the mark on the wall.
178 centimeters. 5 feet, 10 inches.
Looking up at it, he groaned, standing on his tiptoes as he tried to stretch himself taller.
After a minute or so of trying over and over, he sighed, pouting. That mark would haunt him.
“Telemachus, dear. What are you doing?”
“I wanna be that tall!” He pointed to the mark, looking to his mother.
“That’s going to take some time.” She spoke softly, immune to the child’s annoyed tone.
“But I want to be tall like dad!” He whined, leaning against his mother.
“Maybe one day.” She smiled. “One day.”
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Your Time, Like Luck, Is Running Out by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Sep 2024
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Heed the tags y’all, heavily implied sexual assault, rape/non-con, suicide and suicidal thoughts. Nothing is explicitly written out, but it is heavily implied. You can skip this one, you’re not gonna miss out on much.
Basically just a bunch of short stories based off of the Wisdom Saga written by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic, Jorgenborg Borgonbong/Gorgonbong) Rivera-Herrans.
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“You Should Come Onto The Ship, We’ll Jump At The Same Time!” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Sep 2024
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A bite sized OdyPen, and a little bit of Odysseus admiring his wife before killing her.
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He was weak. He was pathetic. He was naive.
That’s how others described Telemachus, that is.
And Athena couldn’t agree more.
And yet, still. There was something there, that Athena knew, would make it all worth it.
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“So Much Has Changed, But I’m The Same, Yes I’m The Same” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
15 Sep 2024
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Title taken from “Keep Your Friends Close” by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic, Jorgenborg Borgonbong/Gorgonbong, Mr Summoner of the Chihuahua Washing Machine, Carl wheezer, Jimmy Nuetron) Rivera-Herrans.
Another bite-sized odypen in where Odysseus claims he’s changed, but Penelope points out all his little quirks and habits that make him…. him. And yes, he’s changed, but he’s the same person she fell in love with.
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Telemachus was just playing. Pretending he was sailing the seven seas. Of course he was the captain, he was Telemachus of Ithaca!
Odysseus had other ideas though….
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Not The Only Monster In The Water by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Nov 2024
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Some short stories based off of Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeno, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic, Jorgenborg Borgonbong/Gorgonbong, Mr. Summoner of the Chihuahua Washing Machine, Carl Wheezer, Jimmy Nuetron, Angry Owl, Gumpus McGee, Jorgy Gorgy, Pam Pam, Jorgito, Gambo Slide, Jorge BorgyJorginho, Mr. Rivera-Herrans, Odysseus, Epic Dude, The Monster (rawr rawr rawr), Sheen Estevez, Meester Squirrel) Rivera-Herrans’ EPIC: The Musical Vengeance Saga.
Spoiler warnings be warned!!
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“A Hundred And Eight Old Faces, Of Men Who Call Me Small” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
08 Nov 2024
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A collection of very short stories about how Telemachus is viewed as “small” and “little” and a “boy.”
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Bloody Home - Stories Inspired By The Ithaca Saga by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
27 Dec 2024
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A collection of short stories based off of The Ithaca Saga by Jorge (Jay, Mr. Jalapeño, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic, Jorgenborg Borgonbong/Gorgonbong, Mr. Summoner of the Chihuahua Washing Machine, Carl Wheezer, Jimmy Neutron, Angry Owl, Gumpus McGee, Jorgy Gorgy, Pam Pam, Jorgito, Gambo Slide, The Monster Rawr Rawr Rawr, Jorge Borgy, Jorginho, Mr. Rivera-Herrans, Epic Dude, Sheen Estevez, Meester Squirrel, JORGGGEEEEEE, The Raining King of Ithaca, Mr. Songwriter) Rivera-Herrans.
SPOLIERS FOR THE ITHACA SAGA
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His mother didn’t smile a lot.
Maybe with just him in the room, or when talking about his father.
But other than that, she never smiled.
That’s why it surprised him, when this old beggar took his father’s most prized bow in his frail hands and strung it with ease, did his mother smile.
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Telemachus couldn’t help it.
His mind started to wander, like it always did.
Looking at his father, he started to create stories.
But he stopped himself, because he wasn’t sure how accurate they could be.
He knew nothing of the world his father had lived, the world he saw, the world he planned to create.
He couldn’t help it, but he could only wonder.
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