Hobbit Ficlets
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The Wandering Smith by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Apr 2013
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Kink Meme Prompt Fill.
Prompt: AU, Erebor never fell. Thror’s goldsickness is getting worse by the year, and when Thorin tries to speak out against one of his grandfather’s more tyrannical decisions (of which he has been making more and more as his sanity erodes)he is publicly shamed by the cutting of his beard and cast out, with a vague promise that if he ‘redeems himself’ in Thror’s eyes he will be able to return to Erebor.
Thorin goes into exile and spends years as a wandering smith and itinerant labourer until he finds his way to the Shire and meets Bilbo Baggins. They have a romance and settle together, and for a little while Thorin is able to find a degree of happiness, for all that he sorely misses Erebor and his family.
Eventually, however, a group of dwarves arrive in the Shire, led by Gandalf the Grey, in search of their missing prince, as Frerin, the new king, is every bit as gold-mad as his predecessor, if not worse. They are, therefore, rather surprised to find their missing prince working as a blacksmith in a place like the Shire.Series
- Part 1 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Kíli is adopted, and there was never a question about it because he's a full blooded Elf and he looks it, height and beardlessness and all. Even though at first Thorin was against Dis adopting him, he absolutely loves both his nephews.But he still hates Elves. He won't be as overt about it as perhaps if Kíli wasn't around, but Kíli still sees it by the way his uncle acts at Rivendell or when there is talk about the Mirkwood Elves.
And poor Kíli doesn't know what to think of that. He thinks of himself as a Dwarf, so why does it hurt him when Thorin looks so angry at the Elves?
+ Kíli may be an Elf in blood but he's completely a Dwarf the way he talks and behaves. (Also still young and naive and looking up to his little big brother.)
++ For that reason he doesn't fit in at all with the Elves at Rivendell who naturally gravitate towards him and try to have conversations with him.
+++ Thorin gets angry when Thranduil calls Kíli an Elf.Series
- Part 2 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Prompt: Bilbo(or 'Bilba' if that floats your boat) spent his entire childhood watching his mother desperately try to bear another child only to miscarry every time, nearly killing herself in the process. After watching her drown in depression for years he vows to never have children of his own.
Naturally, he isn't all that thrilled when Gandalf/Oin informs him that he is in a 'family way'
Maybe he thinks that hobbits can't procreate with other species or thought his birth control would prevent it but he is NOT happy.
Thorin, on the other hand, is thrilled. He brags about the ‘happy’ news with anyone who will listen and starts to build a nursery and commission toys and clothes for the child without noticing at first that Bilbo isn’t as happy as he is until Bilbo snaps. (yelling at Thorin, telling him he doesn’t want the child, that he wants to ‘get rid of it’ that sort of thing)
Thorin's first born is up for grabs if I get a Happy Ending!
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- Part 3 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Prompt: "Caves in the mountains are seldom unoccupied."
It sounded like Thorin was speaking from past experience. My kingdom for a story about this hard-learned knowledge, preferably with Dis and Frerin along for the ride.
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- Part 4 of Hobbit Ficlets
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J'adore by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 May 2013
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Kink Meme prompt fill.
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Because of his appearance, people think Dwalin is an uncultured lunk. But in fact he's a big fan of art, and though he himself is just a failed art student with a tattoo shop, he goes to galleries and exhibitions all the time.Lately he's been really into this new artist, whose abstract images in vibrant colors and bold brush strokes with amazing unexplained names like "Smaug's Lair" really get under Dwalin's skin. When he learns that the very secretive and camera shy artist is going to be present at an exhibition of his artwork, Dwalin just has to go and meet the man.
Imagine his surprise when the artist that is introduced to the crowd is in fact this shy looking boy who keeps having to be reminded to talk louder and to hold the microphone closer to his mouth during the Q&A.
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- Part 5 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Whipping Boy by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2013
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Something where the Royal Dwarves in Erebor uphold the custom of a whipping boy assigned to the Prince in line. So, Thorin and his whipping boy (maybe Bilbo if you want to take the Bagginshield route, or one of the younger members of the Company?) in an AU where Erebor wasn't destroyed. Or a story about the trouble of finding one for Fili when the dwarves are in exile, maybe Thorin and Dis arguing about whether the custom should be continued in their circumstances (the painslut in me wants to suggest Kili becoming Fili's whipping boy, with all the angst that would bring)?Series
- Part 6 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Boys will be Boys by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 May 2013
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Kink Meme Prompt Fill.
Prompt:When they were kids, Fili and Kili made Ori's life miserable on a regular basis.
They didn't mean to, they thought of it as playing, or teasing, but Ori didn't see it that way.
When Fili and Kili would knock the books and scrolls out of his hands, and ask why he was wasting his time with them, they thought he'd understand that they were trying to get him to play with them. They'd laugh loudly about how clumsy Little Ori was, and try to provoke him into a friendly wrestling match.
When Ori would stoop to pick up the books he'd worked hard to pay for, and the scrolls he'd spent hours painstakingly copying, he'd keep his eyes down and his mouth shut. You don't talk back to the Royal Family.
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- Part 7 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Good dog, best friend by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 May 2013
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I just really, really would love to read a fic where Bilbo finds a baby warg (I'm imagining they're much more adorable when they're tiny and fluffy)and decides to raise it and take care of it.
+10 if Bilbo threatens to sic his warg on the dwarrows when they're being rude.
+100 if the warg follows one of the dwarrows around because that dwarf secretly gives it treats and belly rubs.
+1000 if Bilbo rides his warg to meet up with the dwarrows on their way out of the Shire.
+My soul if Bilbo and Lobelia are super-best friends and the warg behaves better for Lobelia than Bilbo (and whimpers and hides when she brings out the umbrella).Series
- Part 8 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Florem terrae by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 May 2013
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Bilbo has magic, but it's not very strong, so he doesn't say anything to the Company. He doesn't want them to rely on his magic abilities and then be disappointed when he lets them down.During the Bo5A, though, he sees all the death and destruction and lashes out with his magic, which ends up destroying the bad guys and catching everyone's attention. Turnings out, Bilbo just hadn't found the right thing to unlock his magic and now that it is, he is extremely powerful.
Bilbo uses his magic to make everyone sit down and work out their bullshit and focuses particularly on Thorin, who has been a big fucking idiot. Bilbo is scary when in magic mode (which I laughingly imagine as Aang's Avatar state), so no one argues and comes to a peace treaty.
Thorin is more than a little bit turned on Bilbo this way and asks if Bilbo would kill him with magic if Thorin asked to sleep with him.
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- Part 9 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Courting is such a chore by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 May 2013
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Quite literally nothing but shameless Ri Brothers adorableness, and fluffy Orilik.
Written for Lissinator on tumblr.Series
- Part 10 of Hobbit Ficlets
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Shelter from the Rain by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 May 2013
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Kili and Ori get caught in the rain, and take shelter in a cave. Talks of courting and braids ensue.
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- Part 11 of Hobbit Ficlets
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In the Dark by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 May 2013
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Fili and Kili should know what lurks in the dark.
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- Part 12 of Hobbit Ficlets