The Strangest Bit of Poetry
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How the Combination of the Team Fortress Classic's, Red Scouts Bad Food, and Cuisine from Around the World got a Blu Medic to Kiss a Red Spy by MysticOpal3
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
16 Oct 2024
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It was a cold day in the gravel war when nearly the entire BLU team decided they'd had enough of the endless fighting and dying, and all left the BLU company one morning. The only one left was their Medic, loyal to the contract he sighed and the company he fought for, or so he claimed. In need of mercs to fight, the BLU company re-hires their old mercs, the Team Fortress Classic's, to continue the fight, a team which the BLU Medic realizes very quickly is vastly different, and crueler, than his old team. Left to die after an unsuccessful battle, he is found by the RED team, and must now make some very hard decisions, and come to even harder realizations. However, much to his own surprise, he is not alone in his struggle, and the RED team is far kinder than he could have imagined... for the most part. Not only does the Red Spy have a seemingly overwhelming charm, but he is a natural leader, as well as a gentleman at heart despite his cold exterior. If he can win the Red team over, as well as Spy, Medic's life might finally have turned itself around... although that would mean facing the consequences of betraying the Classic Mercs if they ever found out.
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- Part 1 of The Strangest Bit of Poetry
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Team Fortress vs. The US Army, Gray and Olivia Mann, Team Fortress Classic, The Australian Wilderness, and Snipers Terrible Past Decisions by MysticOpal3
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
14 Aug 2025
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Gray Mann has killed his brothers, and he further cemented his power when he successfully killed the Administrator. He's won everything he's ever set his mind to, and now the only possible opposition he has left is Miss Pauling. Unfortunately for Gray, Miss Pauling has one more trick up her sleeve.
It is with great reluctance that Spy agrees to rally his team to help Miss Pauling defeat Gray Mann, but only because his hand his forced. So now, with Gray Mann hot on their tails, having hired enemies both old and new to chase them down, the Red Team must go across Australia to destroy all the remaining caches of Aulstralium in the hopes of being able destroy Gray Mann before he destroys them.
Normally Spy and the BLU Medic wouldn't bat an eye at such a challenge, but with their relationship being so new, Snipers inability to give them direct answers as to why he has so many enemies in his homeland, and the entire team being stuck in Snipers van as they travel, things aren't exactly smooth. That and Olivia Mann has decided to join them.
Meanwhile, Engineer, the RED Medic, and CMedic are also trying to destroy Gray and find the RED team, though the trust between them is fragile, and CMedics secrets runs deep.
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- Part 2 of The Strangest Bit of Poetry