Are You There, God? It’s Me, Wade Wilson
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With Bated Breath by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Jun 2025
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Wade’s breath comes fast and warm. His eyes fall. To Logan’s lips. Watches his tongue peek out to wet them.
Now. It would be crazy. It would be insane. It would be lunatic.
But that’s never stopped him before.
In fact, it’s encouraging.
Fuck it. “Maximum effort,” he whispers.
Logan frowns. His mouth opens, probably to tell Wade to shut up.
He doesn’t.
Wade raises himself up onto his elbows, forcing his way into Logan’s bubble. He grabs a handful of dark, unruly hair in order to anchor himself. Shuts his eyes. Doesn’t overthink it. Crushes their mouths together.
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The one where Wade and Logan fuck nasty in the Honda Odyssey.
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- Part 1 of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Wade Wilson
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In the Midnight Hour by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
31 Jul 2025
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Logan’s fingers splay wide and firm over Wade’s chest, the heat of his palm soaking in. He drags his nails lightly—downward, deliberate. Just enough pressure to raise the skin, not enough to damage it. Red trails appear in the wake, then fade just as fast.
Wade whimpers. A real sound. Barely swallowed. His hips twitch forward without thought, like he’s trying to chase the sensation fizzling beneath his skin.
He grabs Logan’s wrist, breathing hard. “Okay. Okay, slow down.”
Logan stills. His hand retreats instantly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to—”
“No, no,” Wade interrupts, catching his breath. “You’re fine. Just…” He swallows. “Like I said. It’s a lot.”
Logan studies him. Then: “Thought you said you weren’t ticklish.”
Wade shoots him a look. “Oh, ha ha. If you’re so cocky…”
He leans in, dragging his fingers down the center of Logan’s chest.
Slow. Purposeful. Like a dare.
Logan shivers.
Wade’s grin sharpens. “...I think it’s your turn now.”
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The one where Logan crashes on Wade’s couch and they both pretend like they don’t want each other. Well… until they stop pretending.
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- Part 2 of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Wade Wilson
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Pretty Little Baby by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
14 Aug 2025
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Then—softly, like it just slipped out—he says, “You’re so fuckin’ pretty.”
Wade freezes. Mouth still full, lips flushed and slick, brain sounding with an incredibly loud incorrect buzzer.
He pulls off with a wet pop and stares up, water running over his face. “…What?”
Logan doesn’t blink. Doesn’t flinch. His hand shifts from Wade’s head to cradle his jaw, fingers warm and steady. “Said you’re pretty.”
Wade’s breath hitches. His first instinct is to scoff. “Don’t feed me lines, man. You already won the blowjob lottery, you don’t gotta butter me up.”
Logan’s eyes narrow just slightly. His grip doesn’t tighten, but it gets… solid. “Ain’t a line. Not a lie either.” He tilts Wade’s chin a little, meeting his eyes like it’s not even a contest. “You’re pretty.”
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The one where Logan convinces Wade that he’s pretty.
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- Part 3 of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Wade Wilson
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Love Shack, Wolvie, Love Shack by ihardly_knowher
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
18 Aug 2025
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Wade’s still eyeing the garage when Logan adds, almost casually, “Lot of room in there for your gear.”
And it’s like the sentence finally boots up Wade’s brain. The implications slam into him all at once.
Room for his gear.
Logan has keys.
Logan… has a house.
Logan has a house and brought him here.
Logan—gruff, private, bad-at-sharing Logan—has been planning this for weeks, maybe months. Wants to move in with him. And Mary Puppins. Wants… them here. Together.
“Oh,” Wade says, but it’s barely sound at all. Just a small, stunned syllable hanging in the air.
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The one where Wade and Logan move in together.
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- Part 4 of Are You There, God? It’s Me, Wade Wilson