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    Wade is a huge red flag and a player. He always hunts for a new sex partner. What will happen when Peter transfers to the same university? Will Peter become his new victim?

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    Wade slaps Logan's ass as hard as he can, then faces the consequences.

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    Logan’s fingers splay wide and firm over Wade’s chest, the heat of his palm soaking in. He drags his nails lightly—downward, deliberate. Just enough pressure to raise the skin, not enough to damage it. Red trails appear in the wake, then fade just as fast.

    Wade whimpers. A real sound. Barely swallowed. His hips twitch forward without thought, like he’s trying to chase the sensation fizzling beneath his skin.

    He grabs Logan’s wrist, breathing hard. “Okay. Okay, slow down.”

    Logan stills. His hand retreats instantly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to—”

    “No, no,” Wade interrupts, catching his breath. “You’re fine. Just…” He swallows. “Like I said. It’s a lot.”

    Logan studies him. Then: “Thought you said you weren’t ticklish.”

    Wade shoots him a look. “Oh, ha ha. If you’re so cocky…”

    He leans in, dragging his fingers down the center of Logan’s chest.

    Slow. Purposeful. Like a dare.

    Logan shivers.

    Wade’s grin sharpens. “...I think it’s your turn now.”

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    The one where Logan crashes on Wade’s couch and they both pretend like they don’t want each other. Well… until they stop pretending.

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    It starts too fast for him to notice. A vague movement that his brain doesn't have time to register it until a strange, rough warmth envelops him. Deadpool has his hand on his cock.

    “What are you doing?” He growls, still not fully conscious in the middle of the night, but the sensation hits him like an iceberg. Wade tended to say weird things, but he rarely had the courage to do them.

    “I'm just putting my hand here.” The answer comes calmly. Logan has super senses, it's alarming not to detect hesitation in such a crazy situation. “It doesn't bother you, does it, peanut?”

    Wade pulls out some of his pubic hairs, then puts them in his mouth.

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    You meet Deadpool on a random day and end up wrapped up in a world of hijinks. Deadpool is happy to be around someone that’s nice to him and you just have a surprisingly weird taste in men.

    This is really for my love of deadpool.

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    Day 13 of Fluffy July: Surprise Hug | “Close your eyes”

    Logan is cooking again, which means Wade has taking this time to dry-hump him. Wade says it's a "surprise hug." It is most definitely not.

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    While Wade Wilson searches for his perfect hunk of Adamantium, he finds himself in a brawl on Earth-616... with Taskmaster.

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    Day three of Fluffy July: Scars | “I really mean it” Alt - “You’re lucky I love you”

    Wade, in classic Wade fashion, nearly burns down the apartment trying to cook.

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    Day one of Fluffy July: Anniversary | “May I have this dance?”

    Wade and Logan's one-year anniversary.

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    Peter always knew Wade was attracted to him, Wade made this painfully obvious from the start of their interactions. This had slowly been building up in Peter's mind, suppressed and unacknowledged and only building with time as Wade would flirt and banter. In that moment on Wade's apartment building, Peter had simply meant to win a fight, but he'd opened a floodgate of uncertainty between them that they hadn't spoken of openly since.

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    Moving in with Wade was categorically not a regret. In fact - not that he was ever going to let himself admit that to Wade’s face - this was probably the best thing that could have happened to him. But of course, he was moving in with Wade fucking Wilson who, as much as he had grown on Logan throughout their bizarre adventure, was still a human tornado. Sometimes it was really hard to remind himself how glad he was that Wade had called after him.

    They hadn’t really had an exact conversation about how long Logan was expecting to stay. Wade’s words on that first walk back to the apartment had been “Stay as long as you need - until you get sick of me, honestly!”

    “You think I’m not already there, Bub?” Logan had joked with a wry smile.

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    Logan has decided he's going to try and not fuck it up this time around. He's going to be grateful for the second chance that Wade gave him when he met (kidnapped) him in that bar. He's going to be a good dad to Laura, and a good roomate and friend to Wade. Which means he is absolutely not going to let himself take Wade's joking flirting seriously, and he categorically won't get in the way of Wade and Vanessa. Even if the selfish part of him wants to.

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    Trying out new ideas for Pride, Wade is taking everything with a rainbow and transforming it. Usually with minimal effort. Now getting others to participate in his gay party agenda takes a little more work. Luckily he knows how to get Logan involved, which just so happens to coincidentally be super gay motivation.

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    Day 31 of Domaystic - Home Alone?

    Logan and Wade are home alone. That means it's the perfect time to get up to something naughty

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    Day 29 of Domaystic - Alt - Covering S/O Mouth, Eyes, or Ears

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    Day 24 of Domaystic - Embarrassing Gifts

    Wade gets Logan one of those shirts from Spencers'.

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    Sister Margaret's becomes ground zero for an investigation into a Weapon X knock-off when a body drops by her front door and the Avengers and the X-Men both need to take those fuckers down. But each team has their poster child for human experimentation. And those children don't play nice.

    Wade Wilson is flirtatious and wildly impulsive. He is also Deadpool, the newest tenant of Avengers tower.
    Logan Howlett gripes and grumbles his way through his days at the X-Mansion. But he kicks ass when he needs to while keeping everyone at arms length. He is also the animal known as The Wolverine.

    When they both leap at the opportunity to take down the program and exact their own brands of cathartically violent revenge, they collide, though not for the first, or last time. Because while Deadpool and Wolverine take every opportunity to fuck each other up, fate has other ideas when Wade Wilson meets Logan Howlett.

    It's an alternate reality, folks. Where Avengers and X-Men coexist in New York City. Deadpool and Wolverine are the best of frenemies. But they have no idea who the other really is underneath their masks. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Wade decided to give Logan a surprise, and he doesn’t really know why he is surprised. Maybe because of the audacity, absurdity, or as it turns out… money. As a simple Canadian mutant, he doesn’t need the joke of watching the LA Rams play American football. The fact they end up being VIP tickets, makes it both better and worse. By that, he means spending that time alone with Wade goofing off is very very tempting.

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    “It’s not usually this bad,” Peter says a bit breathlessly.
    Wade looks up again. “What’s different?”
    Peter bites his lip, looking Wade up and down, lingering on his hands and the barrel in it.
    “It’s you behind the gun.”

     

    Or: Peter has a gun kink and Wade is happy to oblige.

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    Day 16 of Domaystic - Alt - Multiple Winking

    Also known as Wade's various attempts to get Logan to let him fuck him.

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    Day 15 of Domaystic - Doing the Dishes!

    Wade gets real cozy with Logan while he does the dishes.

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