Animal AUs
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The Kibble Mystery by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Oct 2013
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Starring Kíli, Fíli and Bilbo the Welsh Corgi. And others... *points to the Mystery part of the title as well as the tags*
And the author is apparently not done with weird AUs by a long shot. But hey, at least this is actually finished.
Not betaed, one-shot. (um, a one shot which now has a second chapter. Yeah, I know...)
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- Part 1 of Animal AUs
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Purring Cat, Hidden Hamster by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
24 May 2015
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This started out as the story about Hamster!Bilbo and Cat!Thorin meeting when they both ended up living with Ori.
Then there were cathamsters:
“I’m not going to go to a vet and somehow put myself in a situation where I have to explain that I think my male cat got my male hamster pregnant.”
Some time after that we were joined by Guinea pig!Gimli, Cockatiel!Legolas, and others.
Then there were guineatiels:
'Kíli stared down at the eggs. Eggs. EGGS. Tiny smooth things that shouldn’t really exist. Well, not these eggs anyway.'
Yeah.
As the tags suggest, this is full of crack. But if you like that sort of thing, (or just cute and fluffy animals) I think this is for you.
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- Part 2 of Animal AUs
- Part 1 of Paws Pitter-Pattering
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Bill the Hamster's Adventures in Erebor by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Sep 2013
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See title.
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- Part 3 of Animal AUs
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“They won't eat your rabbit,” Dís said with an eye roll. “Thorin accidentally ate a butterfly once, and I swear he even looked guilty about it afterwards."
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- Part 4 of Animal AUs
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Bilbo once asked Gandalf if Radagast was a great wizard, or if he was more like Gandalf.
I don’t know, where on the scale do we place turning members of the Company into animals? Without meaning to?Series
- Part 5 of Animal AUs
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"I am not a witch!” Bilbo exclaimed heatedly. Then he said: “Oh…” in a much more subdued voice because he realised that everything in his living room was levitating two inches off the floor. (Or whatever surface it had been previously resting on.) Including the couch he was sitting on. And the cat too, even though it looked fairly at ease about the whole thing.
“I told you,” the cat said.
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- Part 6 of Animal AUs
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Nine Lives, Four Paws, Two Ears, One Bilbo - Or: It Started With A Cup Of Tea by alkjira for overtherisingstar
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Jul 2014
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“It'll be very good for you, and most amusing for me."
Those were the words that heralded Bilbo Baggins’ transformation into a cat.
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- Part 7 of Animal AUs
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“And none of you can see it?” Bilbo asked. He pointed to the furry little creature and it responded by yawning and curling up into a ball. “Are you really sure that you can’t?”
No one would look him in the eye.
“I’m not crazy,” Bilbo protested. “I’m not. There’s a hamster. Right there.”
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- Part 5 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 8 of Animal AUs
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In the first part of the Bunny Saga: Thorin and the Bunnies - (Or: Let’s pretend it isn’t.)
we follow Thorin as a strangely familiar rabbit show up in Erebor. And it will soon be apparent that it's not alone.The Bunny Saga is finished with two parts and a total of eight chapters and will be posted over the next four days, (finishing on the 10th) two chapters per day.
Art by fishsicle in later chapters. (It's amazing)
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- Part 8 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 9 of Animal AUs
- Part 1 of The Bunny Saga
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"Dori, no. Never trust dogs." Nori shot Dwalin a dark look. "Probably looking to eat Ori."
Dwalin assumed that Ori was the kitten as it meeped and hid behind the larger of the two cats.
"I don't want to eat anyone," Dwalin grumbled. "Follow me, at least if you don't want to sleep in the snow tonight."
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- Part 12 of Fix-it (!) December
- Part 10 of Animal AUs
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Allergic reactions occur when a person's immune system reacts to normally harmless substances in the environment.
Symptoms include red eyes, itchiness, and runny nose, eczema, hives, or turning into a hamster.Series
- Part 11 of Animal AUs