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megan knows this isn't technically how this works, yet she can't help but think that if she doesn't get some practice in before the day of... she's going to bust inside dani in mere seconds.
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
27 Oct 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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₰~Empire of Ash and Blood~₰ by I_LIKE_MEN_WITH_GLASSES
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Oct 2025
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Kunikida, the prince of the human Kingdom and Y/N, princess of the Vampire kingdom, both get married due to a tactical alliance between the Kingdoms. both don't like each other, but slowly but surely something sparks between them, that small spark it all it took to turn that flicker of warmth in to a raging inferno.
aka featuring human King Kunikida x Vampire Queen Reader and a sweet slow burn, filled with a bit of crack, humor and a teensy bit of angst.
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Chase, everyone's favorite little trauma riddled man, turns into a baby mid-DDX! The disrespect! It is now up to House to make sure he doesn't stink up the place.
But then the scary arrives, the creature, the scary. Rowan shows up to pay his darling boy a visit.
Wrote this while drunk.
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Hundred Ways - To Cook Darumi's Brain by LooseGazpacho
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game), Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa Series, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School
27 Oct 2025
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Darumi getting braincooked, brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Pregnant Trans Masc Monk Support Group by judejuggs, themediaevalmonk for judejuggs
Fandoms: The Complete History of the Abbey de Guissex - Fandom, Original Work, Tales From The Monastery Universe
27 Oct 2025
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Welcome to the Pregnant Trans Masc Monk Support Group! Four very different monks meet up to talk about their experiences.
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The Monkey D bloodline grows if someone insists hard enough by Blackleopard15
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2025
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The Monkey D family does not sustain its bloodline like the traditional family would. No, of course not.
Fortune favours the D to a degree that they can influence reality and probability to a degree if they try hard enough.
It is only the Monkey D family that can make reality in its entirety give up in trying to argue the point of genetic relationships and just concede to their claims to spare everyone the misery.
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A Shift in Gear by Tobi_but_with_a_funny_hat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2025
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Inside One for All, the Vestiges were forced to make a choice.
Let Midoriya break himself with the full power of One for All, or give him one of their quirks. Naturally, they vote in favor of giving him a quirk.
After being threatened by Yoichi(Kudou does not want anyone else to know about a certain day where he made a certain place his enemy), Kudou is forced to let Midoriya Izuku use Gearshift.
Nothing can go wrong, right?
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*Movie narrator voice*
In a world where your sexual orientation is determined by whether you enjoy the taste of the opposite sex, Eddie Diaz has spent his whole life wondering what the hell people are on about when they call pussy the sweetest taste on earth.
Assuming it’s just a matter of taste – Eddie’s certainly not gay – he muddles through life until the topic is brought up at the 118 and Eddie finally feels comfortable to tell the truth. Vaginas. Don’t. Taste. Good.
What happens next is inevitable: Eddie Diaz goes on a journey to discover his sexuality, aided by his best friend Buck and a mason jar.
Is semen truly the answer? It’ll only take one taste to know.
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The eternal night of angels and devils by Edwards_Blade, IngramM10
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Conqueror of Shamballa - Fandom
27 Oct 2025
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In a hidden world of angels and devils, Edward and Alphonse, brothers raised apart, meet for the first time to face a divine exam. As they battle the seven deadly sins and uncover family secrets, an unexpected bond forms between them, one that blurs the line between brotherhood and forbidden love. (There will be smut in later chapters!)
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₰~Empire of Ash and Blood~₰ by I_LIKE_MEN_WITH_GLASSES
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Oct 2025
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Kunikida, the prince of the human Kingdom and Y/N, princess of the Vampire kingdom, both get married due to a tactical alliance between the Kingdoms. both don't like each other, but slowly but surely something sparks between them, that small spark it all it took to turn that flicker of warmth in to a raging inferno.
aka featuring human King Kunikida x Vampire Queen Reader and a sweet slow burn, filled with a bit of crack, humor and a teensy bit of angst.
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Heartsteel thought they were prepared for anything - sold-out stadiums, endless studio hours, and the chaos of living together. But nothing could have prepared them for Yuji, Yone’s two-and-a-half-year-old son, dropped right into their shared apartment while his mother Yue is on world tour.
Each day of October brings a new challenge: bubble-bath disasters, zoo escapes, ice cream wars, late-night intrusions, and Yuji shouting “Noisy!” at every possible moment.
Featuring background Yone/OC, chaotic EzKayn energy, soft SettPhel moments, and six international superstars discovering that babysitting is louder than any concert they’ve ever played.
A Heartsteel October collection.
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The Ultra Chronicles of Ultra Yuri AKA Marie's Lesbian Crisis by KivatheDCWizard, Ri2, SpideyViewer
Fandoms: ウルトラシリーズ | Ultra Series, Super Sentai Series, Kamen Rider - All Media Types, RWBY, 電光超人グリッドマン | Denkou Choujin Gridman
27 Oct 2025
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It's not a good time to be Mother of Ultra right now.
Many of her subordinates and young Ultrawomen are leaving the Land of Light to join the harems of the Youkalien Star Hegemony, the leader of which won't stop flirting with her.
Her ex-girlfriend wants to get back together and she's having a hard time saying no.
And worst of all, they won't stop calling her 'Captain Mommy!'
(Now featuring some heterosexuality.)
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Glimpses into the various futures of The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War! Ranging from comedic, to dramatic, to heartwarming. Multiple authors and viewpoints. We hope you enjoy.
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- Part 2 of The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
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So you've found yourself in the past and now you need to make sure your dad marries your mom, easy right? But what do you do when your paradox half-siblings are trying to get your dad to marry their moms?
Peace was never an option.
Now with a TV Tropes page!
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheGreatTemporalStepSiblingWar
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- Part 1 of The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
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Fabian & Gideon Prewett didn't die. They step on a spell gone wrong and transform into Crookshanks & Hedwig.
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“Fabian, what the fuck?! Not the time to birdwatch, brother.” He growled out in his deep voice, irritation rumbling deep in his chest.
Was it too much to ask of his brother to focus when they were facing five Death Eaters? He didn’t fucking think so, but here they so fucking were.
Multiple Couples/ Slow Burn/ They Cuss A Lot
Gideon Vibes: Yet every morning, orange fluff and mockingly cute toe beans greeted him.
Fabian Vibes: Fabian was feral with delight. He totally shipped it, and with his support and help, Harry was bound to land his wizard. After all, this wingman actually has wings.
Harry Is Pining HARD.
This fic will go long post second wizarding war.
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Ava thought she understood her world - until the truth about her father, her bloodline, and the first war shatters everything she believed. Clashes, sarcasm, fiery arguments, and the chaos of teenage life are just the beginning - and that's before she's even set foot in Hogwarts for her sixth year.
With a godfather who's one whiskey away from getting his stomach pumped, a father who refuses to stay in the shadows, and secrets threatening to tear her bond apart, Ava soon learns that growing up might be the most dangerous challenge yet. But that's the least of her worries.
Threats, kidnappings, and secrets test loyalty, love, and courage. As bonds are strained and destinies collide, the ultimate confrontation awaits: Dumbledore’s manipulations will be exposed, and only the Triad can decide how the story ends.
Or the one where Ava faces her father, survives heartbreak and hangovers, and finally brings chaos to heel.
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- Part 12 of The Chaos Series
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yeah boy and doll face. by mmnemi
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
27 Oct 2025
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Regina George had everything planned for her senior year - the popularity, the prom votes, and the hottie who was going to be by her side, without lowering her standart for her crown-wearing photos onstage. Until that damned April afternoon. Now she had less than two months to nail her plan back together - and somehow, Rodrick Heffley was the icing on the cake.
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The Children Are Not Okay (X Will Adopt Them) by SixCopperHearts
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
27 Oct 2025
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X was, in all honesty, flabbergasted. What was this? National commit suicide day? What was with young people and jumping off roofs these days? It wasn’t unusual to save people from suicide as a hero, but it must be some kind of record to save two people from the same rooftop within an hour. And it must be a separate thing in itself that one of those people was a hero who could fly and was the paragon of perfection. Oh, the irony.
In which X saves both Lin Ling and Nice at that rooftop, consequently becoming their therapist and adopting them (none of them realizes the adoption happened).
Shifting POVs!
*On hiatus because of school and college apps, but the next chapter is in the works, and I already have a few pages for it
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The Trip to the Beach House (extreme crack) by kennedy_the_roach
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), The Lorax (2012), Five Nights at Freddy's, Shrek (Movies), Gravity Falls
27 Oct 2025
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Random characters from several different fandoms all hang out at a beach house, only to see that many plot twists await them.