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    After murdering some seventy-odd people, John loads everything and everyone he needs into his car, the former being a week’s worth of clothes, his favorite espresso beans, his favorite whiskey, and the remainder of his arsenal. The latter is his new dog, Dog.

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    8/?
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    Being a teenage vampire was hard for Loki. Especially hard since not only was he keeping the whole vampire thing under wraps but he was also using a glamour to pretend to age as the years went on. So when a hunting trip with his brother and the warriors four goes wrong, Loki is unpleasantly surprised with his secret being exposed. But perhaps it's for the best?

    (Chapter 1 merely lays out the rules in this AU for vampires)

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    Chapters:
    5/11
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    Guilliman expected to be awoken by saints or scholars.
    He got a shark-toothed menace.

    Gawr Gura, the long-lost Primarch of the Carcharodons, his sister, broke into his stasis vault, poked his face, and called him “Bobby G.”

    She says the Imperium’s a mess.
    She says it’s his problem now.

    She’s not wrong.
    She’s just… very annoying about it.

    Guilliman is trying to rebuild the galaxy.
    Gura is trying to find a good sandwich.

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    8/?
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    36
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    Trần đời Phúc chưa bao giờ sợ nghe tên bản thân đến như thế cho khi tên em treo trên miệng của Jun Phạm.

    "Tăng Vũ Minh Phúc, đôi vớ của anh sao còn một chiếc vậy?"

    Cuộc điện thoại vào lúc 5 giờ sáng

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    Tiếng Việt
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    10/?
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    144
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    253
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    17
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    2,422
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    A single mistake can have devastating consequences. But every action has an equal and opposite reaction...

    Three days before Sunny is due to leave Faraway, Aubrey wakes up in a world where she has everything she’s ever wanted: Mari's alive, her former friend group is intact—hell! She's even dating her old crush!

    By all accounts it should be a dream come true... but it feels like a nightmare.

    Can Aubrey accept this new reality? Will this world even accept her? And what happened to the girl whose life she just hijacked?

    TLDR: Aubrey gets isekai’d into an everyone-lives AU, swapping places with her counterpart. Angst and fluff ensues (with just a little bit of crack, as a treat).

    ACT 1- Rude Awakenings: 1-?

    ACT 2: ?

    ACT 3: ?

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Truth be told, no one can resist Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet (and my posting this may or may not have to do with the fact that I'm rereading Shannon Hale's Austenland), and certainly no one can resist the Watson-Holmes family.

    So I thought, why not combine the two in a way?

     

    Or, Sherlock doesn't know what Pride & Prejudice is and chaos ensues.

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    Shorts for the future of Feathers Fall Like Spring Blossoms

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Una mañana Hongjun encuentra un extraño huevo en su cama

    (SPOILERS DEL VOLUMEN 4 y 5, pero es canon divergence)

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    Español
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    1/1
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    It's summer, 1996, and Harry is angry.

    He lets go of his anger, though! At the same moment the last of the Dursleys falls dead to the ground.

    "Dobby is free," he giggles.

    The aftermath proves more interesting than anyone could have expected.

    (Things escalate quickly, from there.)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
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    In the lush gardens of Highgarden, Margaery Tyrell receives a strange and beautiful boon from a goddess of old—a magical transformation, a sword of light and bloom, and a mission: to protect her destined lover. But the goddess did not reveal who that lover is. As Margaery navigates the dangerous politics of King’s Landing, crosses verbal swords with Joffrey Baratheon, and manipulates the court with grace and glamour, she searches for the one fate has tied her to...

    Or: Margaery is a magical girl of sorts, Sansa is her destined lover, and neither have any idea. Will be mostly canon-compliant up until the point it completely goes off the rails.

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    Ever thought what would happen if Natsuki Subaru didn’t die on his first loop? Yes, you certainly thought. But how would such an outcome even occur in the first place?

    Weeell, there are many people who'd think of canon-fixed ways that may happen in order for the first ever timeline to prevail — but where's the fun in that? Let's throw in someone who can definitely change things without even being part of the main story!

    I present you that one timeline where, for reasons out of everyone's comprehension, the Winged Dragon of Ra (otherwise known as the Mega Ultra Chicken, the KFC of the Sky and Sun) is present and more than willing to roast Subaru's enemies into oblivion!

     

    TLDR; I couldn't take this idea out of my mind, so I wrote the Winged Dragon of Ra from Yu-Gi-Oh! DM appearing to save Subaru before his first ever RBD.

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    1/1
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    look, i have a concept for an ultrakill fanfic right here, and yet I cannot think of a fandom to crossover it with, i would like some suggestions, please.

    yes, this will feature a dual protag narrative, with V2 being the ‘main’ one (because he is easier to write)

    also i hc that robots will refer to themselves as ‘we’ because of this idea that has been floating around in my head of dual AI’s in a singular robot’s consciousness. so one can gather information whilst the other ‘does what they need to do’ (either it be security or waging war.)

    ok

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    1/?
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    Beomgyu is everything Yeonjun isn’t.

    He’s not the most talented, but he’s charming, camera-ready, and coasts on ease. Yeonjun is all precision, brilliant, serious, and forged in the fires of indie films and thankless theater. So when they’re cast as romantic leads in Korea’s first major queer film, chaos is inevitable.

    Beomgyu doesn’t know how to keep up. Yeonjun has no patience for shortcuts. And neither of them are ready for what it means to act like they’re falling in love, especially when it stops feeling like acting.

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    Chapters:
    1/5
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    Thalia, Luke, Leo, Percy and so many others had gone hungry in their lives. Demigod lives were not easy, not in the slightest, but they were even worse when you went to sleep hungry. Children are supposed to be fed, not sleeping their hunger away. AU - Percy, Nico & Thalia get sent back to Ancient Greece and Percy opens a restaurant. (all 3 cousins are helping)

     

    first fic on ao3 kinda nervous
    expect sporadic updates

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    11
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    93
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    37
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    1,170
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    After working on finding this specific serial killer for so long, James could pinpoint his mind and magic anywhere. So even from the softest of touches, he could say without a doubt that this was the man they were looking for.

    This dangerous, entrancing man with cold blue eyes that scorched his skin as they looked him up and down, taking in his frame, imagining the shape of his body beneath his clothes. James bit his lower lip at that, his heart stuttering slightly as he had trouble telling, for the moment anyway, if Regulus wanted to kill or fuck him.

    James has a very dangerous man at his mercy. He's been given the task as a legillemency expert to read the guilt of one suspect Regulus Black and even at the threat of his own life, he's not sure if he wants to let him go.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    232
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    246
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    41
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    Google Search History – Kamado Tanjiro
    how to sign someone else up for therapy without them knowing (6:34 pm)
    is my neighbour lonely (6:26 pm)
    demons real proof?? (6:25 pm)
    demons japan real (6:23 pm)
    demons (6:23 pm)
    is my friend a catboy (4:35 pm)
    google maps (3:29 pm)
    best games to play with siblings (11:02 am)
    how to put baby brother to sleep easy (7:14 pm yesterday)
    --
    OR i realized this fandom is severely lacking social media aus and said fine, ill do it myself

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    47
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    10
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    “I’m going to makeout with you, is that okay?” Dazai tenderly cupped his cheek.

    Chuuya was speechless however. His eyes widened, “What?”

    “We need to makeout and pretend to be a drunk couple like these people. Our faces will be concealed if we do so.”

    Or: The classic trope of making out to conceal the identities (skk edition)

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    16
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    HP/Silmarillion Crossover. Nothing says retirement like ending up as an elf in Valinor. The entire House of Finwë is determined to welcome their long lost family member, despite his best efforts to stay away. But once a Fëanorion always a Fëanorion, and if you say a lie long enough, does it become the truth?

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    English
    Words:
    248,437
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    3,832
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    2,592
    Bookmarks:
    1,036
    Hits:
    138,135
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    Lafayette makes a group chat. What's the worst that can happen? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!! WHAT ARE THEY TEXTING ON? I DON'T KNOW!!!
    I update this when I'm bored so um...Yeah this one might be long 👍

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    English
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    2,158
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    1
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    You’re a former grad student ripped out of your thesis writing and dumped unceremoniously into Sherlock.

    Worst of all, you can’t even kill yourself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,665
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    755
    Kudos:
    983
    Bookmarks:
    259
    Hits:
    21,080

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