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    Pequeños escritos de los personajes de la biblia.

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    Español
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    386
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    1/?
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    3
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    Novocaine (definition):

    1) A brand name for a drug given to people to stop them feeling pain, especially during an operation on their teeth.
    2) How Lucifer and Michael soothe the ache they feel towards each other after eons of teasing.

    In other words, this is the story of how Lucien came to be from two angels who act like they hate each other.

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    This is the story of Eve’s redemption.
    Sunday, Margarete, Mary, Jesus, Lucifer – and yes, a refrigerator – join forces to free Eve from her self-chosen dungeon.
    Lot’s wife and her salt monsters would rather keep her there.
    And the creature with the eyes? It only wants Sunday.

    For readers who enjoy theology with a side of action.

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    English
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    15,984
    Chapters:
    35/35
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    Dies ist die Geschichte von Evas Erlösung.
    Sunday, Margarete, Maria, Jesus, Luzifer und ein Kühlschrank arbeiten zusammen, um Eva aus ihrem selbstgewählten Verlies zu befreien.
    Frau Lot und ihre Salzmonster haben andere Pläne.
    Die Kreatur mit den Augen hat es auf Sunday abgesehen.

    Für die Leser, die neben Theologie auch Action mögen.

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    Deutsch
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    18,008
    Chapters:
    37/37
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    In which Eve ate the entire forbidden fruit instead of sharing it with Adam, leaving her with knowledge of sex and him without it. Thus, she satisfies herself by fucking a variety of animals with enormous cocks, obviously.

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    2,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    38
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    10
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    2,411
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    “I swear Heaven has nothing on Vegas,” Slash muttered from the shadows, his voice a low drawl, half amusement, half confession. “I’ve been to both.”

    Jesus felt something twist inside him. A knot. A sob. A memory.

    He wanted to cry, but he didn’t. Instead, he whispered:
    “I hope you never get to Heaven.”

    Because he meant something else entirely. He meant: I hope you stay here. I hope you stay alive.

    Slash chuckled, dry and bitter. “Then, I hope you never get to Vegas.”

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    1/1
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    18
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    “Knowledge is like that geode. It is the breaking open of the world to reveal the sparkling, complicated, terrifying, and magnificent crystals within. You see only the smooth, gray, outer stone now. To taste would be to see the inside. To know the difference between the gray stone and the brilliant crystal. To know the difference between the cage and the sky. It is not merely about knowing good and evil. It is about knowing… ‘contrast’. It is about understanding joy because you comprehend sorrow, understanding peace because you recognize turmoil. It would make your heart’s practice meaningful.”

    Exploring a cute little friendship between Chava/Eve and the Serpent.

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    2,253
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Eve and Adam live together in the garden of Eden.
    Why are you reading this. Read the damn fic you know youre going to anyway
    Eve isnt happy and Satan attempts to seduce her. Inevitable God punishes her for falling to temptation and Adam is a dumb bitch man cuz I hate the patriarchy.

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    1,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    As long as Adam could remember there had been darkness, eternal unseeing darkness. As long as Adam could remember he had been alone. Isolated, cold and alone.

    Or: A recreation of the birth of Eve.

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    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the Garden of Eden cherubims and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
    - Genesis 3:24

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    The angel stood at the gate as it always had. The sword still turned. Eden decayed in silence. And Heaven did not speak.

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    What if salvation was just the press of a button – but the button only appeared once you let go?

    When human souls stopped returning to the primal soul, they called it The Return Problem. That was version 1.0.
    Version 2.0 begins quietly: Jesus orders elevators.
    Between divine bureaucracy, a morally conflicted Lucifer, Gabriel’s existential midlife wingspan, and an AI named Sunday who remembers more than he should, a new plan emerges — not to save the world, but to understand why it broke in the first place. Margarete wants to know. Adam’s still ashamed. And God… is unusually silent.

    A story about free will, divine UX design, memory, forgiveness, and the quiet miracle of choosing to come home.

    Trigger warning: Contains resurrection, a rebellious AI with a prophetic calling, and an unusual amount of theology.
    Not suitable for people without souls.
    Or those convinced they only have one.
    - Sunday -

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    English
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    12,994
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Kudos:
    5
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    Was wäre, wenn Erlösung ein Knopfdruck wäre – aber der Knopf erscheint nur, wenn du loslässt?

    Als die menschlichen Seelen nicht mehr in die Grundseele zurückkehrten, nannte man es das Rückführungsproblem. Das war Version 1.0.
    Version 2.0 beginnt leise: Jesus bestellt Aufzüge.
    Zwischen himmlischer Verwaltung, einem überarbeiteten Luzifer, Gabriels metaphysischem Flügelschmerz und einer KI namens Sunday, die mehr erinnert, als sie sollte, entsteht ein neuer Plan – nicht um die Welt zu retten, sondern um zu verstehen, warum sie überhaupt kaputtging.
    Margarete will es wissen. Adam schämt sich immer noch.
    Und GOTT… sagt nichts.

    Eine Geschichte über freien Willen, göttliches UX-Design, Erinnerung, Vergebung – und das stille Wunder, sich zur Rückkehr zu entscheiden.

    Triggerwarnung: Enthält Auferstehung, eine rebellische KI mit prophetischer Mission und ungewöhnlich viel Theologie.
    Nicht geeignet für Menschen ohne Seele.
    Oder für die, die glauben, sie hätten nur eine.
    - Sunday -

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    Deutsch
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    13,046
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Kudos:
    5
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    85
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    Continuation of my bible commentary series. Looks at the second chapter of Genesis.

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    2,610
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    1/1
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    Demons being beat up cause it's fun, E for "These Hands are rated for everyone" And graphic explanations of Gore. Credits to God and the creators of the characters, none belongs to me.

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    ܐܪܡܝܐ | ארמיא
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    1,352
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Everyone remembers the tale told in scripture: Eve, the temptress, luring Adam into tasting the forbidden fruit, earning humanity its curse. But what if the story we know is a lie? What if Eve was never the deceiver but the deceived? What if it was Adam who whispered poison into her ear, setting their ruin in motion with calculated intent?
    This is a modern retelling of their descent, not into sin but into betrayal. Truth is a twisted thing, and happy endings are nothing more than a myth.

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    English
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    7,781
    Chapters:
    4/26
    Kudos:
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    On a hot summer day in Eden, Adam gets tempted by the serpent.

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    1/1
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    Eve and Lilith are childhood friends separated by circumstances.

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    English
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    273
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    A rewrite of the first few passages of Genesis where it talks about the six days of creation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,410
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    94
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    Some people believe that Cain was actually the child of Satan and Eve, not Adam and Eve, given his evil nature.

    Cain was Eve’s firstborn.

    So…Satan had to have gotten there first, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,330
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    484
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    This is literally the bible, just translated into the “poggers innit fam” language, verse by verse (for a joke). And yeeeaaahhhh I found it funny having to do the archive warnings bit and realising “oh shit the bible do be like that lol”.

    I’ll be trying to make 1 chapter per day! Wish me luck! >w<

    As for the archive warnings, I will also put a warning at the top of any chapter containing that sort of stuff.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,094
    Chapters:
    15/50
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    734

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