18 Works in Adopted Cuno (Disco Elysium)

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    Only three months after a devastating incident that left Harry du Bois unable to work, Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi is stretched past his breaking point. His new partner is glib and distracted, his home life has been entirely replaced with nursing Harry, he's now the primary caregiver of an unruly and emotionally unstable fourteen-year-old and his fake girlfriend's family keep bringing up marriage.

    A beloved mother, grandmother and hobby archivist lies dead on her bathroom floor in Les Sardines, North Jamrock, all signs point to a strange botched robbery, and her unstable teenage granddaughter is nowhere to be found.

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    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3,537
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    Summer will end, and everything will end with it. Paths cross again. Love is never simple. Growing up is bending bones, but never breaking.

    [in which Kuuno, Annette and C all meet again, and the world tilts on its axis – featuring the Du Bois-Vicquemare household, Kuuno and Annette as unlikely best friends and all the teenage heartaches]

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    201
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    Cuno doesn’t know how to help C, even though he really, really wants to. He’ll find a way though, he has too.

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    1,750
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    1/1
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    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    414
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    Cunoess had been alone for a long time, even when C was with Cuno they were usually too high to really know each other. But things had changed so suddenly, Cuno was moving in with the Pigs and wanted her to come. She couldn’t be even more alone.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    471
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    Jean is dead, and Harry is deadset on figuring out why, even if it requires him to destroy himself. ft. the 41st and their evil ginger rat child handling grief about as well as you'd expect them to.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    309
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    Cunoesse reads a book, gets a happy ending, two old farts, and a big brother. Not in that order. Or, 5 times Harry, Kim and Cuno took care of Cunoesse and the one and a half time she finally accepted their care.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    886
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    C was still giggling at him when they walked through the front door.  Harry and Kim were sitting at the kitchen table, home remarkably early. Cuno usually has a few hours of being a latchkey kid before either of them walks through the door with dinner. Kim looked normal, calmly doing one of his favorite binoclard-y activities of completing the daily crossword puzzle in the newspaper. You would have to really, really know him to notice that his posture is stiffer than usual and he was very subtly tapping one foot on the ground, revealing that there is an energy brewing underneath the surface that he needs to get out, or else it would explode. And Harry -

    Harry swished his head quick enough to the door that he could have snapped his neck. He looked overwhelmed, borderline panicking, and pale.

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    1,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,268
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    Some days are better than others. But even on days that are complete shit, you gotta grit your teeth and get through it.

    (Or: the one where Jean and his horse make an appearance.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,112
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    The thing is, Kim rather infamously doesn’t get along with kids. Even after (or maybe directly because of) his stint in Juvenile Crimes. On top of that, he and Cuno didn’t have a particularly good first impression. Somehow that little gremlin wormed his way into Kim’s heart anyway.

    (Or "Four times Cuno and Kim bond through cars")

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
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    370
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1,836
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    A few drabbles about life after Elysium, and the boring work of getting better. Cuno comes back into their lives, to Harry's delight and Kim's distress. Cunoesse is a loose end that needs to be tied up. Vivienne and her kids remain a positive force in Harry's life. It's all a bit witty.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    69
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    You place your shoes next to some Cuno's FALN tennis. With each step towards the kitchen, you mentally prepare yourself to see them together in this cozy home. You wonder why you came here, It feels more like self-inflicted torture.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    506
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    A chapel, a grotto, a black-eyed statue. Two dead, six injured. Elysium takes more than she could ever return.
    Precinct 41 has a strange spree killing turned hostage taking on their hands, out in the middle of nowhere at a Dolorian pilgrimage site. The local legend is here if you offer something up to Notre Dame de l'Oubli, she will erase it from your memory forever. (A Standalone Sequel to A Cage, in Search of a Bird.)

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    English
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    197,173
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    11,836
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    "I'm going as the scariest thing known to mankind." Cuno pulls at the collars of the jacket. "An Alcoholic on Death's Door."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    791
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    On paper, Harry had adopted Kuno de Ruyter. In practice, he now had Cuno AND Cunoesse, taking turns with Harry’s old guest bed and a sleeping bag on the floor.

    Kim Kitsuragi never thought he’d be a dad. After years of dealing with juvenile cases, he hadn’t really wanted to. But Harry had a point - Cuno (and Cunoesse) needed parents who were willing to act at least vaguely parent-like. 

    And kids growing up meant days like...this.

    ***

    In other words, Cunoesse gets her first period, and the boys figure out how to handle it. Wholesome content of Harry and Kim being dads to adopted feral stray preteens.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,174
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    "Thats it! Detective Cunn's on the case! We're finding this culprit and dragging him back by the nuts. Pig-style!"
    "Cuno... I don't know..."
    "C'mon! You're gonna be my partner, right?" He grins as he holds out his hand. "Detective Ann and Detective Cunn! Solving the case of THE LAMEST THIEF IN REVACHOL!"


    Cuno visits Annette back in Martinaise and finds out that her family's bookstore "Crime, Romance, and Biographies of Famous People" has been seeing a series of mysterious thefts.

    It's up to the two young detectives to identify the culprit(s) and return all the missing books!

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    English
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    62,671
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,800
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    Somehow Harry had been the only option. Jean too harsh and Kim too distant - and upon reaching out to let Mr.DeRuyter know of the boy’s appointed position, not even he seemed to want Kuuno.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    825
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    A body of a young factory worker lies unclaimed on the railroad tracks in Jamrock West and Harry has yet to show at the precinct. Kim Kitsuragi has been up since the dawn and has already decided he's over this week. It's a mild Tuesday morning in June '51. The spectre of Communism hangs over Revachol like a burial shroud.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,667
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    363
    Kudos:
    1,029
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    31,617
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    After learning about a cryptid expedition, proposal-ready Harry plans for a romantic holiday getaway for Kim.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,759
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    382

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