11 Works in Alastor is Good at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)

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    Lucifer has been isolated for so long that he's developed a few quirks. He's not crazy! You're crazy! YA! No, wait, maybe he needs a little help keeping his shit together. But he's living with his daughter now so YAY! He just needs a good reason to smite the stupid asshole daughter stealing deer. He's going to keep both his eyeballs on the tricky bastard and that means dragging him down to Wrath to crash Satan's hunting party. What do you mean sinners can't travel the rings? All you need is a passport, duh? It's not his fault that no one has petitioned for a passport since Papyrus. If...just IF... he tosses a sneaky clause into the application... well... Char will be happy! Right? RIGHT! Let's do this!?
    Be prepared for SO MUCH FLUFF! AS FLUFFY AS ALASTOR'S EARS! SO! MUCH! FLUFF! All the sugar-sweet tooth-rotting fluff you heathens can stand. There will be cuddles, snuggles, and because it's Alastor, nibbles. Lucifer is going to punish the heckin' heck out of our favorite deer, by making him a cuddle buddy! There will be semi-sentient rubber ducks and they're BFFS with Alastor's Shadow. Chaos!!! Because what is deerducky without some chaos and a warm bubble bath?

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    Alastor’s shadow was restless. He never gave it a proper name, but Shadow, as it was called by Alastor and his compatriots had been increasingly in need of attention. Alastor never could quite give Shadow quite enough attention. It quite liked Vox’s scritches and coos. He was quite affectionate with the shadow.

    Scratching its chin, the shadow began to consider how to get its favorite sinner closer to it. Perhaps it could get Vox to visit it. How though? The shadow’s eyes narrowed before it thought of an idea. Perhaps, if it sent a letter of challenge through Niffty, that could help.

    It could perhaps get Vox to come here and visit and see it.

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    It's the 90's and Lucifer Morning star, previous heir to the Morningstars fortune. Now disowned by his family and current single father to his sweet six-year-old daughter, Charlie. Finds himself struggling to regain his footing in life. But one day, all of that changes when by chance he and his daughter run into local sensation, Alastor. New Orleans beloved radio host. And someone Charlie happens to be a big fan of. Little does Lucifer know, meeting the radio host himself will forever change his life. For the better? For the worst? Who knows...

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    It had also made Alastor realise he was rather invested in Lucifer’s continued existence. He had grown rather fond of the little devil after all this time and was keen to keep him around by his side. Thus, the letters to express this sentiment had been born. But ever since that morning, when Charlie had asked him if his intentions were ones of the matrimonial variety, he couldn’t dispel the thought from his head.

    And so: a proposal.

    It seemed the right course. The only snag now was actually asking Lucifer the question.

    ~*~

    Written for Radioapple Valentine's Week Day 3: 'Confession.'

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    Lucifer's been getting curious about Charlie and Alastor's frequent escapades.

     

    OWNER ONE; XAVNEH

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    “You know, they say that T.V makes you violent.” Alastor said, voice drowned in the deep octaves of his demonic form. His teeth crunching down on the neck of the screaming demon within his grasp. Their cry of terror cut short, replaced with wet heaving gurgles. His impossibly long limbs carried him around the warehouse like some sort of eldritch mantis. Drool dripping from his mouth, black and thick enough to mimic the feel of coagulated blood. Pooling onto the floor in heavy wet splats. “But I’d say not having my T.V is making me pretty f̸͙͗́ů̶̼̼c̶̱̪̒̄k̴̝͌͜ì̷͈n̴̥̂g̸͇̳̾́violent.”

     

     

    The day has come. Vox is finally ready to launch AV Media Enterprise as the leading company that will change hells entertainment industry for decades to come. Everything was going to be perfect.

    Be a real shame if he never made it to his own event.

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    Alastor was aware of your fondness for furry, soft, and otherwise “cute” things. He knew it by how you’d squealed upon meeting Keekee or how your eyes would fill with light when they spotted a particularly soft and fuzzy keychain during your afternoon strolls on the streets of hell. Hell, even the memory of your reaction after seeing a particularly small, more-animal-than-person demon hybrid crossed his mind. You’d been brighter and lighter on your feet for hours afterwards that day.

    But surely, he didn’t think your aforementioned obsession with small, furry things came with a death wish.

    “Come again?”

    “Your ears. I do this for you and I get to touch your ears.”

     

    OR

    A collection of moments between you and Alastor. Is there a direction to this? A method to my madness? Who knows! Stay tuned!

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    Two old men try to have sex for the first time. It's hella awkward.

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    Husk and Alastor discuss their "needs" as a couple.

    Angst Warning! (happy ending)

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    Day 1 and 7 of RadioDust week: Dancing and Happily Ever After

    As wedding bells sound in the distance, proclaiming the union of Angel’s friends, Alastor can’t help but wonder.

    What is the absence of love? What is the embodiment of it?

    Alastor, with all his erudition, falters in that singular area.

    One thing, for certain: It doesn’t happen in one fell swoop. It happens gradually, and just so.

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    Day 4 of RadioDust week: First Time

    Alastor and Angel aren’t necessarily conventional when it comes to first milestones.

    In fact, one could argue they did everything ass-backwards and against the tide.

    Well, as they say:

    There’s a first time for everything, from the mundane to the extraordinary.

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