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Dave Strider and John Egbert have a bet going on - who can get the most YouTube views on a single video in a week? John decides to go for something simple, a video essay on one of his favorite movies. Dave, on the other hand, decides to commit to the totally ironic bit of becoming a YouTube idol, complete with glittery makeup and cutesy dances. He adopts the moniker of "Dame Dawn, Knight of Time-themed idol" for the bit. He's really gotta sell it if he wants to win his bet, you know?
Unfortunately for him, his career takes off in record time and he has to contend with all the trials that comes with. Conventions, concerts, interviews, the whole nine yards.
Double unfortunately for him, he has to confront how ironic it actually is that he's a full time idol — and, more importantly, full time girl — now.
Now Playing: Dame Dawn Knight of Time is a half-comedy half-heartfelt take on gender through the lens of performing both masculinity and femininity. Dave -- as the newfound idol, Dawn -- navigates both the unfamiliar world of idols and his (or her) own gender. Will he discover something new about himself, or crumble under the pressure of his idol job?
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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It all started cause she left her home.
The world is a terrifying place, especially when you can clearly sense just how... Wrong, it feels.
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--In a seemingly perfect world right after the once kids attained their Ultimate Reward, a young woman ends up playing a game. Meanwhile, the adults around her struggle in their own little ways. Both her and them are ultimately just trying their best.
Meanwhile, meanwhile-
The sins of the past loom ever closer. Maybe to attain their happy ending, they have to face it head on. That is... If happy endings truly exist?
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It's been a few months since escaping Bro's clutches, and Dave is already tired of the routine. To make matters worse, he's been experiencing painful headaches and dissociation. But it's only up from there, right?
Karkat is terrified, he's awoken in an alien environment and is being told he's just a figment of someone's imagination. He can't be fake, right? But the signs are impossible to ignore.
Dirk doesn't know what to do, his brother is falling apart in front of him. But how can he help when they're drifting further apart than ever? Is their relationship even repairable? -
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Space travel is hard enough without factoring in what evils lurk between the stars. Leading a ship is hard enough without everything starting to go wrong.
And why do the lights keep flickering in electrical?
Pretty sus, right?
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On his long journey to a certain east-coast city, a certain Dave Strider is out for fried pies. Karkat is not amused, until he is.
It only takes one gas-station, a bag worth of pies, many cigarettes, some yelling, painfully awkward silence and a singular tiny man-tear to get to know someone. Also, a converted Subaru Forester that smells like granola boy socks.
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John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.
UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"
2ND UPDATE The author of this fic hasn't beta'd this since 2015Series
- Part 2 of Bam! You're parents
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After a trip with your gran and an encounter with a wolf, you aren't quite yourself anymore.
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my fanfics know who you did in the dark by Nemesis_Adrasteia
Fandoms: Homestuck, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
03 Jun 2025
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The mysterious disappearance of Terezi Pyrope may or may not have some connection to the floating paragraphs of terrible prose that have been following everyone around as of late.
(Old kink meme fill that I may or may not finish someday.)
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EE: normally i wouldn't give my name to strangers, because i'm not an idiot
EE: but you can call me anna claire, extraordinaire in training P]
EE: the face is winkingPost-scratch shenanigans ensue. Who remembers the one who makes people forget them?
It's not like she ever had a choice.
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- Part 1 of Impossible Brain-verse
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Homestuck AU highschool, back to school.
this is my first time posting a fic publicly, kinda cringe, ps- karkat x terezi, vriska x john are mentioned and most of the main storyline didn't happen.- Language:
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The world is new, and the work not yet done. For the gods must create.
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A post-canon introspective, in honor of 4/13.
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Surviving and a failure to thrive aren't mutually exclusive. Things rack up. Injuries don't always get the chance to heal. Appetites wither in the face of repeated and prolonged stress. He's keeping up, but he isn't. He's making it through, but not well. Supplies continue to dwindle, and he's feeling the toll.
Dirk Strider's life has never been easy. But if humanity's hallmarks advertise anything, it's tenacity above all adversity, and, above all else: Adaptability.
Now, who could blame him for taking that to heart?
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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Everything written happens, and at the same time, does not. These two extremes cancel one another out, and thus the only sure thing we know is in this work is John Egbert.
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Alternatively, the aftermath of Meat John's death.
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If Dirk and Jake talked after the events in trickster mode. Probably going to have bits that flash forward, every chapter taking place a little apart (if I do multiple chapters)
Anyway this fic is probably okay if you've read homestuck, viewer discretion advised for any dumb puns or dick jokes. that's homestuck.- Language:
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- 813
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- 1/?
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It's summer, and Rose Lalonde wants to take her family on a road trip.
It goes about as well as you would expect.Series
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Random homestuck things i wanna write but have no place anywhere else. Concider these my fever dream rants.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 269
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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Teen-Air Gone Wrong: Plane Crash by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, bralsra, Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Founder (Madam_Melon_Meow), katscribzz, Madam_Melon_Meow, mostlyCyanide, orangestorapples, Redpandagirl, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Feb 2025
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Roxy's mom is fed up with her. She's an 18-year-old-alcoholic. Luckily, there's a new retreat that promises amazing results, that knows how to handle troubled teens of all stripes. So instead of a regular summer vacation, she's going to spend the next three months turning her life around... or is she?
Plane Crash: Survival: Due to faulty equipment, a firefight, or internal sabotage, the characters crashland on an isolated and hostile environment, with no adults to help them, and psychic dampeners totally cramping the trolls style.
what will they do?
[trolls native to earth setting.]
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Even with his eyes closed, it was like he was looking through a kaleidoscope; colors were dancing around his closed eyes. Dave had never been high before.
“Fuck dude, this is gonna sound so fucking lame. Can you please just stay here with me?" Dave said, his voice muffled by the sheets covering his mouth.
“I got you, man. It’s whatever.” Karkat said, letting out a small exhale. He sat on the desk that was next to the bed.
“I feel so fucking weird right now. Holy shit, is this what tripping balls is like? Dave laughed, flipping himself over onto his back. He stared up at the ceiling, watching as funny little patterns danced across his vision.
“You’re definitely fucking tripping major balls.” Karkat snorted, watching Dave put his hands up in the air, looking like a zombie.
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