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Your name is John Egbert and you are probably gay, but you can’t afford to think about it right now.
In which John is a struggling college student and Dave is a really good music producer. And there are soulmarks in their wrists.
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Dave gets sent to get some pickles from the basement John follows him. One of em gets drunk.
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Gamzee, a young fledgling subjugglator, is tasked with the culling of an enemy of the empire
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- Part 1 of Homestuck
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[In. You can pull the trigger, you know you can. Hold. You’ve done it so many times before. Out. It's the same now as every other time, except now you’re being watched by two nearly-strangers, and you might have dinner for the next month on the line.]
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bro takes dave out to a remote island to have a competition with a family friend.
title is a lyric from there must be more than blood by car seat headrest
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Your name's John Egbert, you've just turned thirteen, and as of recently you've been hiding an alien in your closet.
alternatively: the Egbert family gains a new member
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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Alternia's been defeated.
There is any number of qualifications & attachments & technalities to the statement, but they've lost. There is a riniging in Karkat's ears that refuses to subside, that started when they learned humans weren't affected by psionics. That creeped higher and louder when they saw the powers the humans had. That just about crushed all sound under it as they somehow took the Alternian base. They'd fucking lost.
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On one hand, bringing alcohol to your best friend’s house was a terrible idea.
On the other, it was actually the best idea your best friend has ever had.
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You're GAMZEE MAKARA, and sometimes you wonder, with all the time that goes by, does anything really happen?
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"They think I'm mad. The University refused funding, the Archaeological Society laughed me out of their quarterly meeting, and even Roberts, my most loyal colleague, has abandoned the expedition. But I know what I saw in those fragments from the '48 dig. The symbols on the cartouche don't match any known dynasty, and the material composition is unlike anything documented in Egyptian archaeology."
—From the Personal Journal of Jacob Harley, March 3, 1958
Almost seventy years later, Jacob's granddaughter Jade finally proves he wasn't crazy. The device buried beneath Egyptian sands is real, and what lies beyond that ancient ring will change everything.
When John Egbert reluctantly accepts command of humanity's first team through the portal, he expects a routine mission. Instead, he finds himself leading a team of Earth’s brightest into a universe far stranger and more dangerous than Earth ever imagined.
Some doors, once opened, can never be closed again.
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Just the flicker cast as trolls and humans pretty much
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It was perfect timing. Your roommate Jake had one of his longer trips planned, and it lined up with your cycle almost to the day. You’d sweat out your heat in your room, probably masturbate furiously to the thought of Jake fucking you until your sheets were soaked through, and then have a few days to recover and clear out the smell before he got back to the apartment.
Dirk goes into heat. He plans to spend it alone.
Well.
Planned.
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So, here is what you know:
One. You had a brother.
Two. Now you don't.
Three. Every time you bring him up, your mother begins to cry. -
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Sometimes when you’re horny, the tools at your disposal just aren’t enough.
Thankfully you have a hot brother to help with that.
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Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you have had terrible insomnia for god knows how long, typically you just deal with it, maybe scroll through your phone or computer, but tonight none of that seems to work so you decide to pester your best bud DAVE STRIDER.
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Karkat is the steady, stable one in the relationship. He's the one who does the looking-after. He doesn't need it in return. That's how it goes in a moirallegiance. One needs care, the other provides it.
Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you think your kindness-averse moirail could really use some pale attention. You just need to get creative about it...
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8:50 am
Your heart sinks when you hear the unmistakable sound of several gunshots being fired.This fic handles heavy topics like PTSD, depression, and addiction. Please read at your own discretion.
Underage tag is because the two main characters are 17, making them still minors.
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- Part 1 of CroDirk Works
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Space travel is hard enough without factoring in what evils lurk between the stars. Leading a ship is hard enough without everything starting to go wrong.
And why do the lights keep flickering in electrical?
Pretty sus, right?
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Love was never spoken in the Strider apartment. It lived in the silence: an arm draped heavy across his shoulders, a hand steadying him at the turntables, a presence that never left but never drew closer either. Bro was distant, unreachable and downright mythical, and when Dave finally found a way to close that distance, how could he not want it?
6 months ago, Bro drove cross-state to help move Dave into his new dorm room. They parted with a (not-so-sibling-appropriate) kiss, and Dave hasn't messaged him since. It's not that he doesn't want to.
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accidentally wrote 16k words of past stridercest then present davekat, and then more stridercest. dave is haunted by his first "real" relationship, and how that mess bleeds into every attempt at love after.
my first attempt at fanfiction be nice 2 me
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you think you're going insane. You say this, because you're only about 80% sure that vampires aren't real. That's insane.