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It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.
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A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends. -
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Dave gets sent to get some pickles from the basement John follows him. One of em gets drunk.
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“You know, if I were someone else I’d be somewhat suspicious about how much information you seem to have on every person you meet or stumble across,” you mention to Sollux, sitting in the cockpit beside him. “Then again, if I were someone else I would have probably hid your warning about not associating with you and I’d be short one pilot, one apiary expert, one warp core engineer, and one excellent wing-man, so I’d try not to see a horse gift on the mouth.”
Dave Strider wants to protect his soulmate, Karkat Vantas, the guy he's been seeing in his dreams ever since he was a teenager, and Sollux Captor wants to save someone important to him too, someone who’s destined to lead the Third Sufferer’s Rebellion and die brutally executed for it. The two men live and work together on a delivery ship while they investigate the Time Loop Phenomenon in their spare time, going through the notes of Past Captors to make sure this timeline doesn't end doomed with capital D.
If it's up to Sollux to save everyone, then it's up to Dave to save him from himself...
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- Part 1 of Gold Pilot AU
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BREAKING NEWS: TEEN FLEES PSYCHOPATHS
After four years imprisonment, John Egbert, 17, has escaped his serial killer kidnappers. Taken from his bed April 13, 2012, Egbert has been at the mercy of two brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, now ages 34 and 17, in a deserted hotel on the outskirts of a small Texas town.
As of now Egbert stands as the lone survivor of the mass murders. However, the young man’s mental health is put into question on how useful he will be to the prosecution as several sources suggest Stockholm Syndrome is at hand.
See below for pictures of Egbert and Striders.
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alternate title: timeline shenanigans: the fic
what happens when pieces are placed on the board that aren't supposed to be there?
Current Act: Act 3
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Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2024
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Yet another old badfic port from FFN, and this was a spinoff of Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Basically, aged-up human and troll players go against the Felt, and go on a long and extremely messy journey filled with stupid crap as they repeatedly get sidetracked from fighting the Felt. This was a massive spitball shitpost thing that I'm pretty ashamed of, and went with a lot of dumb grossout shock humor that I don't even really remember.
This is ported over for archival purposes, it's an old shame now. I highly recommend not reading it, but if you're in to this sort of thing, whatever. I personally don't think it will make an enjoyable read at least.
Oh, and trust me, I believe tagging all 24 trolls and 8 humans is necessary. I don't like tagging minor characters who are only mentioned, but I think this story gives all 32 of those characters at least a decent amount of screentime. So yeah, there's also a mega ton of characters. I haven't even tagged any of the gazillions of crossover ones.
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- Part 6 of "SBIG"
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Join the grand adventures and mistellings of the one and only, Finn Spades. A story spun to weave together the journey of a teenage girl navigating her way through dream-bubbles, forgotten realms, diverse timelines, romance, self discovery and all the other crazy shenanigans that come alongside with alternate realities and space-time conundrums. Oh, and of course trolls too.
(Homestuck Fic --> Read At Your Own Risk!)
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Sburb, the universe-making game, rears its head again, but this time the game finds itself in the hands of an unsuspecting victim. A teenage introvert that has no clue what he just began. Bringing his friends heralding the end of his somewhat everyday life.
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- Part 2 of MythicStuck
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The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.
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Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER. -
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L’univers te recrache sur le toit t’ayant servi de portail au jeu, et tu te rattrapes avec le pif.
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Davesprite peine à s’habituer à être l’Autre Dave. Bro est revenu d’entre les morts, et l’appartement des Strider a deux fois trop de gens. Se réconcilier prend du temps et des efforts, et le pardon doit se mériter.
Tu dois essayer, et quand ça n’est pas suffisant, tu dois essayer plus FORT. -
Storm Area 51 (They Can't Stop A Gutsy Gumshoe) by SkilledWarriorKiwi
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Jan 2023
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Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
TT: What.
EB: what!
GG: omg what!
TG: what
GT: Great scott!
TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
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Hello, if you are reading this, my name is Yuji Mortem. I’m a halfling that moved to a new neighbor after moving from the last one due to some trouble. The neighbors here are strange, even though most of them are trolls. I guess we all have secrets to keep.
I hope this grabs peoples attention.
I was inspired to write this story by another author named PuppyDOFUS. So check out their stuff on Quotev.
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- Part 1 of MythicStuck
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Jade couldn't ask for anything more. Not only does base send her everything she could ever need, she's surrounded by all her friends and gets to talk with them every day- what else could a girl want?
...well, maybe if they could hug her back, that would be nice.
But she's not one to break protocol.Series
- Part 1 of Skaian Fleet
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There's gonna be so much romance drama in this fic. High school AUs are my favorite thing to write, this is going to be so fun :D!! Now onto the actual summary:
Following the super-duper unfortunate and totally accidental death of his Bro/DAD???? Dave and his brothers, Dirk and Hal, go to live with his mother and two sisters. On top of that, he's also starting his first year of high school at a school with a boy who he's pretty sure hates him.
Karkat has always sort of been drowning in people, he's a part of a huge family so he's used to being part of a group. What happens when you introduce someone who likes to single him out?
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This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friendIn other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down
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Your name is Eridan Ampora and today is your sixteenth birthday. Your also sure that in the days leading up to it, you've gone completely insane.
Between suffering through chronic pain, clinical depression, and terrifying hallucinations of feral feathered beasts, it's amazing that you've kept it together well enough to avoid being thrown into an asylum.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long year.
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Or an AU where Eridan finds herself drawn back into the fold of her estranged childhood friend group and is dragged into a seething underground society of gangs, monsters, and magic.
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they turning into monsters? What the hell is going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. Their powers have gone with them but something seemed to have gone wrong, they were turning into monsters! They've ran from their newly restored families who have no memory of the game but know that they turned into monsters. To keep them safe, they try to keep their distance and protect them as best as they can.
Rifts from the game are appearing but the game monsters are stronger, more violet and more terrifying. Old enemies are on the horizon and the people of the Earth are terrified of them and what's to come.
Gog help them all.
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- Part 2 of To Live Universe
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They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.
Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.
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- Part 1 of T.A.G. Universe
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To Live a Normal Life? How challenging! by 09Pyros_09Hydros
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
14 Aug 2020
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They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they hybrids now? What the hell was going on?
John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. They've become hybrids, combinations of each of their species, capable of switching species when it came to it. Rifts are appearing and they're mistaken as an alien species, which wasn't too far off the mark.
Dave says fuck it and makes everything harder for Earth and the hybrids find themselves making a hypothetical backstory for themselves as an alien species. Meanwhile, the actual aliens, the trolls of Beforus are flabbergasted by a similar but very different species to their own.
Her Benevolence just smiles and plays along with the lies.
Watch everyone scramble around to deal with the hot mess.
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- Part 3 of To Live Universe
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His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.
His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.
He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.