13 Works in Armand Uses A Blender (Vampire Chronicles)

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    ‘Oh dear, Mr Molloy, what is this?'

    The city lights, blown and slipping in and out of focus above him, streaming in from the broken ceiling of… where was he? Well it didn’t really matter. That was the idea, right? A deep, hot bath of forgetfulness. He wished he could forget those eyes too, the horrific object of his fear and longing, floating above him without a face, a narrowed pair of warm skylights.

    ‘Next time you want to die, Daniel Molloy, you’ll come to me.’

    There was an unspoken ‘or else’ in that satin voice. And then the lights went out.

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    OR; the one in which Daniel tries — and fails — to keep his nose clean and Armand finds new and exciting ways to torture his (did somebody say fascinating?) boy.

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    “Can vampires get tattoos?” Was the first thing Claudia asked after Lestat had told her no questions were off limits.

    or

    Claudia and Daddy Les eat ice lollies in the park and talk about tattoos among other things.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Armand was painfully aware that Daniel still lived with his feet planted in the human world. Worse still, he had the unfortunate anchor of children and grandchildren to shake loose. That was a heavy chain to carry, and not one easily taken up or put down.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Of all the things Daniel had expected from going into an interview with a supposed vampire, being kept as a blood bag for days wasn’t one of them.

    Armand gets high off of Daniel's blood in 1973 and starts a transactional, blood and drug-based, relationship with him. Just give them a few minutes alone, and he's got his fix.

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    Daniel takes Armand on a date to Chili's, fluff and smut ensue.
    (This is pure crack lmao)

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    1/1
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    213
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    25
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    Armand foltert Daniels Mixer nicht, er experimentiert mit ihnen.

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    Deutsch
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    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    86
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    Blame crazykuroneko at Tumblr for coming up with this prompt.

    This is NOT a fic, this is my storyboard for how I envision AMC's IWTV would fit the plot of a Parent Trap AU.

    Credit for 99.9% of the dialogue goes to the Parent Trap movie, or cut lines from the original script.

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    1/?
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    5
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    Armand reflects on his deep connection with his mortal daniel, contemplating their time together and the inevitable passage of time.(may add a continuation)

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    40
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    Daniel & Armand buy a house on Staten Island after leaving Dubai. Based off that commercial. You know the one.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    194
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    41
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    1,479
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    Armand, after wanting a child for his entire life, finally has it! 500 years of no child to call his own, and Armand finally has what he deserves. He and Daniel are officially dads, and they're going to be the best dads ever!

    ft. Armand's obsession with everyday objects from that one chapter in Queen of the Damned

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    Comments:
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    44
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    3
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    There were some things you just had to accept as the downsides of living with a centuries old vampire. You couldn’t see them during the day, they’ll drain your blood as a light midnight snack, and they will conduct gross experiments in the kitchen that aren’t exactly health and safety approved. Besides, blood was already soaking through the dish towel, and he didn’t fancy cleaning up a trail of blood from the kitchen to the bathroom, where Daniel was about 60% sure he had left the first aid kit.

     

    Daniel thinks he might get a quiet night in to just drink some coffee and snuggle with his dead lover in front of the TV, but the aftermath of one of Armands blender experiments creates a hazardous kitchen environment that puts an end to that idea. Armand fixes Daniel up the only way he knows how.

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    Comments:
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    Young Daniel is driving at night and accidentally hits a stranger with his truck. Unfortunately for him, Armand doesn't seem to speak English or any other earthen language. Daniel is stuck with teaching Armand human habits/technologies while hiding his earth-shattering secrets.

    Made this for alien sex (it’s basically the same as the vampire stuff) and slow-burn romance ~ enjoy

    (Smut begins in chapter 3)
    (maybe mpreg, if I feel like it)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,302
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    598
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    Daniel's memory is a gaping hole morphing slowly into the shape of Armand.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,043
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,868

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