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    The village was at peace as usual and better yet it was the time period where the Romans would stay away for a while in order to strategize a new attack plan against the Gaul's that would ultimately fail every time.

    But recently during these tranquil moments the Chiefs niece has suddenly arrived to stay in the village for a while due to her father's wish for her to properly experience true Gaulish culture before commiting to an important decision. Obelix appointed as her official tour guide is happy to show her around and act as her self appointed bodyguard, so much so that he spends most of his day doing so with a smitten grin on his face which unfortunately leaves Asterix all alone to find new ways to pass the time.

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    A new Centurion arrives at one of the camps, and that causes problems for everyone.

    And Obelix isn't happy about it at all.

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    4/10
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    Fulliautomatix gets jealous at the newfound attention Cacofonix started recieving from the men in the village. He goes to investigate what the big deal is.

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    A wig left behind made Cacofonix curious. Once worn, he learns something new about himself.

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    5/5
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    Mistakes happen. Some of them you can make sense of. Others though...

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    2/?
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    A family from the north came to a Gaulish village to wait out the bad weather and have a little rest. That's how it all started... They will turn everything upside down, especially for Cacofonix...

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    7/?
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    How did Anna get here? All she remembers is a bright light, and then falling to the ground outside a small village in Armorica. This specific village has been holding off the Roman armies impressively well, thanks to brave warriors and magical secrets. As Anna tries to put the pieces together to find out where she came from, she'll discover not only what was missing from her brain, but from her heart too.

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    9/?
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    Fed up with his fellow Gauls not wanting to hear him sing, Cacofonix the Bard decides to leave the village for good. Until he finds the magical green mask and becomes Big Head.

    As Big Head, Cacofonix has the ability to do anything, but his bad behaviour ruins his friendship with the Gauls.

    Meanwhile, the Romans find out about this magical mask, and plan to take it for themselves and use its power to conquer the Gauls once and for all.

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    The story of two Romans [Centurion and Legionnaire] who unexpectedly, after years of separation, meet at the Aquarium Camp, close to the Village of the Indomitable Gauls!

    [I'm not good at writing summary, you need to forgive me]

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    headcannon of how the two first met :) emotionally attached to them now

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    Ekaitz is a teenager who decided to live at the irreductible Gaulish village to repay the warrior who set him free, but with that comes trouble, as Ekaitz is not a typical kid, not only being a shapeshifter but having a past that haunts him greatly as he tries to prove the villagers he's of use

     

    Edit:
    So, I would like to warn y'all that idk when I'll be able to post more chapters, I can't make an schedule for this, I'll try to finish the chapters as fast as I can

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    1/?
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    Losing the war to the humans due to Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call", The Martians gone back in time to stop the song from getting made. But the Martians go back way, way too far in time to 50 BC in Gaul.

    The Martians decide to make the most of it and laser Romans into skeletons, destroying the forest and taking over Rome.

    It is up to Asterix, Obelix and the rest of the Gauls to fight the little green men, but it'll take more than magic potion to defeat them.

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    Hello! I’ll be doing custom Asterix One-shots, that mostly encourage Reader-inserts. If asked, I may do character/character!

    I will write almost anything, if I feel uncomfortable with your request, I will let you know.

    Language:
    English
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    21
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    Cela se résume à peu de mots – une série de ficlets prenant place dans l'univers d'Astérix.

    Chapitre 7. Après la tempête.
    C’était étrange, de trinquer avec Jules César au lieu de le combattre… Situé après Le Fils d'Astérix
    Chapitre 8. Bacchanale.
    César allait se souvenir longtemps de cette journée... Par Jupiter, ces Gaulois étaient partout !

    Language:
    Français
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    39,357
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    48
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    93
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    8
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    1,665
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    Cacofonix discovers much to his surprise that he has a new fan, but he's a bit tied up at the moment.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    Despite some setbacks and delays, Armitage Hux and Julius Caesar continue their plans to become bosses in place of their bosses.

    At the same time, Supreme Leader Snoke and the Knights of Ren start their search for... the Lost Jedi!

    But the forces of Light have six powerful warriors, ready to oppose them:
    - a Jedi Master (from Tatooine!) who knows how to duel and cook porgs!
    - a menhir creator (from Gaul!) who knows how to punch and cook wild boars!
    - a mighty warrior (also from Gaul!) who knows how to fight (and cook wild boars!)
    - a Resistance pilot who knows how to pilot and cook... a sandwich! (fortunately his girlfriend likes to cook for both)
    - a mighty droid who knows how to cook... electricity from solar energy (he just uses solar panels)
    - a mighty dog who knows how to communicate with his boss and how to cook... (OK, he can't cook but he can eat lots of food.)

    Will Hux, Caesar, Snoke and the Knights of Ren succeed? Or will our heroes punch and Force-punch them?

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    54,232
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    9
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    3
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    586
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    A druid named Anilennix has made a mistake which humilates him so badly, that he digs a massive hole in the forest and refuses to come out of it. Asterix, Obelix and Getafix try to talk Anilennix out of the massive hole, but he won't listen.

    Soon, terrible things happened to each of the Gauls and they too join Anilennix in the pit of sorrow.

    Asterix must find a way to make everyone happy again and get them out of the pit.

    Language:
    English
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    3,960
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    3/3
    Comments:
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    23
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    1
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    Whilst the Roman General Callus spies on the Gauls, he notices that Getafix uses Mistletoe to create the magic potion. So he orders his soldiers to set all of the trees on fire.

    Worst of all, General Callus shoots Obelix with a dart that has sleeping potion.

    With no Mistletoe and Obelix unable to wake up, the Gauls are done for!

    Will they be able to wake up Obelix and find mistletoe to make the potion in time before they are captured by the Romans?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    17
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    2
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    512
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    After fighting the Romans in the forest, Asterix and Obelix come across a Roman soldier named Abacus whose foot was broken by a menhir landing on it. Unable to bring Abacus back to Compendium, because the Roman general thought it was trap by the Gauls, Asterix and Obelix take Abacus to their village and let him stay there until his foot gets better, much to the surprise of the other Gauls.

    Meanwhile, Abacus' rather dimwitted friends plan to rescue him from the Gaulish village because they think the Gauls are trying to eat him, with outrageous results.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,001
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    522
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    “Who's that guy?”
    “Cacofonix's new partner, duh. You never listen during the banquets, don't you?!”
    “And why is he waving his hands around like that?”
    “Oh, that? That's because he's deaf.”
    “Deaf?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,790
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    763

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