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Короткий посібник з виживання у відкритому космосі by herbarium
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon)
19 Jun 2025
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Ще з минулого понеділка все йшло навперекосяк: починаючи з проваленої лабораторної з хімії, де через цю безглузду людину, Діба, який не переставав таращитись на неї, кипляча кислота роз'їла їм парту, - і закінчуючи черговим нападом загарбників на її - Зім! - Землю. А тепер вона ще й застрягла з розбитим кораблем і якимось життєрадісним волохатим дурником на незвіданій планеті в офіційному "ніде" без будь-якої можливості повернутися додому. О так, Зім точно не завадило б почистити карму.
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Everything had been going wrong since last Monday: from the failed chemistry lab, where boiling acid had eaten away at their desk because of that stupid person, Dib, who kept staring at her, to another invasion of her - Zim! - Earth. And now she was stuck with a crashed ship and some cheerful hairy fool on an uncharted planet in the official "nowhere" with no way to return home. Oh yeah, Zim certainly couldn't hurt to clean up his karma.
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- Українська
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- 14,221
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- 6/6
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zim membrane isn't even CLOSE to being finished and theres tons of ocs on the way and im just too impatient so HERE is this. thing. Read it now
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- English
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- 8
- Chapters:
- 1/2
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What if Lard Nar took ZiM with him, and escaped to earth?
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Dib taking his personal issues out on himself via self-harm, but also mostly him moping and thinking about all the sucky stuff in his life
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Zim dissapeared 2 days after Christmas. Dib was frightened Zim may have been planning something big, he went to Zims house, but Zim was not there. Dib figured he was in space. Why? I don't know, so he went to fix "his" ship(for the millionth time), and flew off. For almost a month.
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In which something finally breaks, but it's not too late to bandage a wound, even if it scars.
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"You're not on MY side!" He started breathing heavily, his voice sounding strained. "You're on THEIRS! How-how DARE you claim to me on my side when you're one of my most frequent TORMENTORS!" his face scrunched up in an entirely worse way as his breath hitched.
"I- I- I can't believe." He sniffled.
Membrane leaned forward in the chair to gently grasp at his son's arm, still trying to process what just happened. "I-Dib I don't. . .I don't understand." He said, mostly on autopilot.
Dib growled and yanked his arm out of Professor Membrane's grip. "Don't TOUCH me!" He yelled as he sprinted out of the kitchen.
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- Part 5 of What is normal anyway?
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Pretty weird, i love it by Ash_loveless
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
12 Feb 2024
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Dib and Johnny are a weird couple
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- English
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- 754
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- 1/1
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- 6
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An Irken by the name of Zim crash lands on Earth to escape his home planet, Irk, with his robot SIR unit, GIR. He has to blend in with the rest of the humans during his stay, and along the way, makes both allies and enemies. Will Zim be able to blend into society well enough and be able to hide from the Irken Empire, much less, The Almighty Tallests?
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Dib is depressed. It's already been 4 months since Zim ended his own life by breaking his own PAK due to his Tallest cutting him off.
It's the end of July. Dog days. And he still can barely get out of bed.
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- Part 1 of ⋆｡°✩₊ 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 ₊✩°｡⋆
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Dib has been dreading leaving the house all day. He doesn't want to deal with florescent lights, people, decisions, the cold, its too much. Why can't he just suck it up? It's just the goddamn grocery store, why was he being so stupid?
Sorta venty fic filled with projection. Happy fluffy ending, though :) This is a bad description lmfao
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Dib waved his arm around weakly from his place on the ground. "Yeah you know like. . .like eye contact! You're supposed to make eye contact when you talk to people, but no one ever TELLS you that. You're just supposed to-like! infer it somehow!"
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In which Dib is upset and Zim, somehow, makes him feel better.
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- Part 1 of What is normal anyway?
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You're down and you're pleading, my head is just reeling by Salmonella_Fan
Fandoms: Invader Zim
18 Nov 2022
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I'm so sorry to whoever finds this. This one is fucked up. Don't like it? Me neither. I feel sick just writing this, but I had a dream about it and it refused to leave my head until I wrote it out.
Zib is living with the Membrane family, and unknown to him, it's Irken mating season.
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A fight between Dib and Zim forces them to come to a truce under a strange mishap.
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"Dib backed away from the swipe and stood up. What he was doing was cataclysmically stupid, but he wasn't really thinking beyond the need to get the Invader off the floor. "And they're STUPID!" he yelled.
"LIES!"
"They're stupid Zim!" He threw his arms in the air "They only fly in a straight line! Not even animals are that stupid!"
Zim hissed at him and stood up. "Silence Dib-stink!" He slammed a button on the console next to him, causing a mechanical whirring to come from the ceiling.
Oh crap. Mission accomplished, he got Zim up. He turned and tried to run, but it was too late."
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In which Dib helps Zim out of a slump.
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- Part 4 of What is normal anyway?
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mistakes made on space grindr by Ishroux, Valk (reginleifthevalkyrie)
Fandoms: Invader Zim
18 Apr 2022
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After years of work sending up miniature satellites, Dib can finally access the galactic web. He immediately joins Space Grindr for access to alien dick. Unfortunately, not everyone is on Blinfer for the same reasons. Certain parties may just be here to point and laugh. But nosiness often turns into emotional investment, whether one means it to or not.
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"He didn't even know if Irkens HAD friends! They were, like, a militaristic bug society or whatever! It would be extremely irresponsible of him as a paranormal investigator to apply human terms to. . . Whatever had been happening lately."
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In which Dib has a bit of a depressive episode and finally admits that he's weird friends with Zim.Series
- Part 3 of What is normal anyway?
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It is exactly what it says on the tin. Will likely not feature any archive warnings, but there is the possibility of violence.
Autism $peaks? Ew. Someone should do something about that. So why not everyone's favorite power couple, Zim and Dib? What's the worst that could happen?
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- Part 11 of Constellations
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In a moment of despair, Dib finds an unlikely friend.
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A not-so-quiet domestic scene, featuring broken windows and semi-broken trust. Maybe that's what Dib deserves, after all; I mean, half-living with Zim just sounds like a terrible idea.
Wait, but it's cute though. Just some quick domestic fluff before I get into the actual plot.
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- Part 10 of Constellations
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That One Secret Nerve Cluster The Armada DOESN'T Want You To Know About: Click Here To Find ... Out. by Elijah_Chaos
Fandoms: Invader Zim
11 Jul 2021
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Character study disguised as porn!
It's their first time. I think you get my drift
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- Part 9 of Constellations