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    “Here‘s the thing: we don‘t want Bilbo to leave, Thorin doesn‘t want Bilbo to leave, Mahal, not even Bilbo wants Bilbo to leave! All we need to do is make the two see that for themselves.“

    Or: The company is devastated to hear that Bilbo plans to leave Erebor in spring. With him and Thorin not talking, there‘s no real hope of ever getting him to stay at the Lonely Mountain. Unless, of course, they take matters into their own hands…

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    When one world meets another all that truly keeps them apart is willpower.

    What happens when Bilba's willpower starts crumbling?

    Who's to say really, all that we know is that Thorin will be waiting by the garden fence with bated breath.

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    "It has been a long time, my dear friend." He said, but Bilbo could see how much sorrow his eyes held.

    "It has,"

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    When a group of vengeance-hungry orcs raid the Shire, Bilbo is forced to confront his fear of the mountain and seek asylum with a group of orphaned hobbits

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    When Belladonna Baggins nee Took went into labor with her son, neither she nor her husband were anticipating the complications that arose. Only the intervention of Gandalf and elves from Rivendell managed to save both Belladonna and Bilbo Baggins, pulling them back from the shadow and into life.

    But no one touches death without consequences and Bilbo Baggins was forever changed by those moments spent in the arms of the Valar.

    Raised as a sensible Baggins with that wild Took streak nurtured from the start, growing up friends with elves and a very nosy wizard, and having faced the horrors of the Fell Winter, it is a very different Bilbo Baggins that steps out his front door.

    And this is a very different adventure.

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    A biologist is teleported to middle earth and a meddling Grey wizard gets his way.
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    Another girl is accounted to save the Durins.

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    Bilbo finds himself in an alternate world that is everything he could ever want

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    Disclaimer: The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings and all characters therein are the property of the Tolkien Estate and Wingut Films. This story is for entertainment only and the author is in no way profiting from it, nor exercising any claims to the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings. I just want to have fun :)

    This is a story I’ve been working on for quite some time, and I’m so excited to finally share it with you all. It follows a different path than the movie, though some scenes may feel similar as the story unfolds. In this version, all characters survive, and the battle at the end of the third Hobbit movie hasn’t taken place yet—at least not up to the point I’ve written.

    I really hope you enjoy reading this fanfic as much as I’ve enjoyed writing it. I’ll do my best to update the story regularly, and I’m always open to tips and suggestions.

    Thanks so much for reading, and enjoy! :)

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    Bilbo is not a pushover. He is Bilbo Baggins of Bag End, head of the Baggins-family, and son of Belladona Took and Bungo Baggins. He is proud of his family name, and a respectable Gentlehobbit! And he currently has thirteen dwarrow and a wizard in his smial... Maybe he can be a bit of a pushover at times. Also, why is The King Under the Mountain looking at him like that...?

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    Gandalf decides to not be cryptid for once, and haves a proper conversation with Bilbo. Soon, our Hobbit finds himself on a daring adventure, and with thirteen overprotective dwarrow at his hands.
    (I'll try to update when I have time, most likely around weekends)

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    ”Still no luck then?”, asked Dwalin when he passed him down the hall.
    ”What do you think?”, asked Balin in return, rolling his eyes. Dwalin smirked humorlessly as he joined his brother on his path away from the king’s study.
    ”He’ll have to get over him eventually, he can’t go on like this forever.”
    Balin made a noncommittal sound in the back of his throat. It was times like these that clearly showed how much longer and better he knew their king than his younger brother did.
    “He has to face reality, as we all do”, Dwalin continued on. “Bilbo’s gone and won’t return and all we can do is try tend to our wounds. It’s what Bilbo would have wanted. That we help each other heal.”
    ”You’re right, it's what Bilbo would have wanted us to do…

    …now that he’s dead.”

    Or: I see your “Bilbo returns to the Shire thinking Thorin died” and I raise you “Bilbo returns to Erebor finding out everyone thinks HE died”!

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    Fíli and Kíli attempt to play a seemingly harmless trick on Bilbo, giving him a concoction sold by a roadsman meant to unconsciously persuade whoever drinks it to tell truths. It backfires spectacularly when Thorin partakes of Bilbo's drinking horn.

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    The Took family’s collective sense of uncanny rebellion, adventure, curiosity, and overall lack of respectability aren’t the only reasons the rest of the Shire deemed them menaces. The family was never banished from the area, as the other Hobbits knew they were no match for the freaks of nature.

    Every generation of Took children, regardless of their other parent, have been born with something different. Something that the other Hobbits whisper about behind their hands when the clan passes. Something that has gotten them rude insults, glares, and even physical attacks.

    The Took clan Hobbits all have wings. And Bilbo “Mad Hobbit” Took is no exception.

    AKA, Bilbo gives no fucks and is way more powerful than his travelling companions could ever imagine.

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    A handful of scenarios and one-shots from Bilbo's time with Sloane on his ship, and the progression as the two grow closer to one another.
    If only the company would stop meddling in his business with the handsome sailor Dwarf.

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    ”What kind of dream was it then?”
    ”It’s… hard to describe…”, said Thorin, hesitating, and got up from his chair to pace about the room, thinking, contemplating. “On a surface level it was… it was a good dream. Wonderful even. Or it would have been, if not for… I-…”
    ”You’re not making any sense, Thorin”, said Balin and got up from his chair, walking up to Thorin and making him halt his restless movements by putting a steady hand onto his shoulder. “Explain it to me, what did you see in the dream?”
    ”I saw… I saw the Shire. And I saw Bilbo”

    Or: Years after Bilbo left the Mountain, Thorin, who’s been hopelessly pining ever since, starts having dreams of him. While he’s dealing with dwarven court drama, the obsession with the dreams starts to consume him until he finds out they’re a lot more than what they seemed at first.

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    When Thorin sits down with Balin after a long day of boring meetings, he’s left dumbfounded when he’s informed that everyone in the whole blasted Mountain thinks him and Bilbo are one step away from a Spring wedding. Especially when he’s never even thought of Bilbo in that way before. Now that he can’t seem to stop thinking about it, does Bilbo see him the same way?

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    A certain Hobbit is given a lucky second chance, now he must use this time to undo the past and save those he cares about- even if it may cost him his life.

    UPDATE:
    Continuing the book here:
    https://archiveofourown.info/works/57744262/chapters/146961784
    If link doesn't work, it is on my profile and is called 'Step in time' >.<

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    "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

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    In the year that Bilbo turned twenty-one, nine Hobbits, two Men, and a horse drowned in the Brandywine River. On the road toward Erebor, one dwarf nearly ups that count to thirteen.

    Fortunately for the Company, Bilbo is the fourteenth member to stave off such luck.

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    The line of Durin, save for Princess Dís, is considered to be quite ugly. King Thorin and Prince Kíli are happily married though, and so it is of little consequence to them both, years after the events of the Battle of the Five Armies.

    Crown Prince Fíli, however, is another matter. He is unwed, and has been secretly pining for his best friend, Ori.

    Ori, who along with his siblings, is considered to be the height of beauty. This mattered very little to the Master Scribe, until he overhears a few unsavory dwarrow speaking ill of the line of Durin, especially Fíli in particular. Fíli, who is his best friend, and a long held secret love of his.

    Though not fond of large events, particularly balls, the youngest 'Ri decides it's finally time for him to go to one and attempt to save his best friend before it's too late.

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