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Ed and Izzy are finally opening their very own coffee shop! What could go wrong?
(loose collection of slice-of-life ficlets from the baristaverse)Series
- Part 3 of Bittersweet Baristaverse
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Podfic of "Bin Thinking About You" by Vmarssmartrthnme by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jul 2025
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Stede decides to put his brilliant plan into motion to win the heart of his crush, Ed. Things do not go as planned.
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Podfic of "waiting for you" by daydreamcrash by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.
Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”
You feel good to me.
Jesus Christ.
Stede almost faints again.
“Stede Bonnet?”
Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.
(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)
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“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.
Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”
You feel good to me.
Jesus Christ.
Stede almost faints again.
“Stede Bonnet?”
Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.
(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)
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Ed is a guy in need of warmth, good food and orgasms. And to never hear ‘Santa Baby’ ever again in his life.
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podfic of "Bookmark This Tab" by Bakerbelle by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Aug 2024
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Ed likes scrolling through recipes online, but he despises the long stories in recipe blogs. When he finds The Gentleman Baker's blog, that changes. He can't stop reading! If only he could meet him someday.
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Ed likes scrolling through recipes online, but he despises the long stories in recipe blogs. When he finds The Gentleman Baker's blog, that changes. He can't stop reading! If only he could meet him someday.
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Belatedly inspired by my realization that there's something called "Flufftober" on Twitter (swoon), a take on day 1's "coffee shop" prompt, in which our boys... get coffee. And that's all.
Additionally inspired by my own overwhelming delight at once seeing a sleeping bee, and my neighborhood coffee shop's excellent Ed-coded seasonal menu.
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What to Expect When You're Feeling Suspecting by nandorisms
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Nov 2023
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Ed, now several months pregnant, is concerned about Stede's behaviour. Scared that he might be growing bored of the life they've built together at their inn.
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An exploration of Ed and Stede's relationship through the lens of Ed's three favorite things, or reasons to live: warmth, good food, and intercourse aka orgasms, because a wise pirate once said you can't have intercourse without the good stuff at the end.
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Ed is a legendary figure in his local Starbucks
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- Part 12 of Flufftober 2023
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Sweet, creamy drinks and an overabundance of confectionary from Izzy’s café have had a decidedly noticeable affect on the waistline of Izzy’s favourite regular, Ed, and it’s driving Izzy fucking wild. He’s perfectly happy for nothing but just seeing Ed every day in return for providing all those fattening treats… until he realises that there’s someone in Ed’s life who gets to do a lot more than look. Now, Izzy’s wildly jealous. But what the fuck is he meant to do about it?
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Was Ed… pudgier than last time? Was that even possible? How many days had it been? What had this Steve (or whatever) guy been fucking feeding him?
Really, what broke Izzy out of the spell was hands on Ed’s belly… someone else’s hands, snaking around from behind to touch something precious, even though nothing could ever presume to have the right to worship something so perfect so intimately.
And it was that fucking blond.
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(don’t let the title put you off, this ends very happily in polyamory, but izzy’s bitter and ed has a sweet tooth and i came up with an impromptu title at midnight. my defence of it is that the alternative was ‘sweet cake, sour man’ and that would have been a lot weirder.)
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- Part 8 of OFMD Belly Fics :)
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Sometimes when Ed gets like this, he just needs a little extra push. Something to force his mind to focus and keep him stimulated, keep him motivated. A task to make him feel like he’s really working hard. Something a bit stronger than sugar.
Stede can manage that.
or: stede buys ed some heart-shaped lollipops as an early valentine's day treat, but they're still not enough to keep his mind occupied on a bad brain day — luckily, they manage to come up with an easy solution.
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Ed got his sweet tooth from his Mother. Then he thought he pulled it out.
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Stede Bonnet was a highly renowned professor at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. Now he manages a soda shop called "Fiiz"
Choosing to finally come out and divorce his wife, newly ex-Mormon Stede Bonnet lost his cushy job and looks to his young, college-aged queer employees for guidance in this new turn his life has taken.
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I wanted to heal my own trauma that came with being raised Mormon, in Utah, while being queer. I see myself in Stede, but that alone wasn't enough for a fic. Then, I was explaining the concept of Utah's soda shop culture on the Our Flag Means Brainrot Discord server, and I realized how much Edward "dollop of milk and seven sugars" Teach would love these absurdly sugary and caffeinated drinks.Series
- Part 2 of Soda Series
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While Stede takes the kids trick-or-treating, Ed's in charge of handing out Halloween candy.
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- Part 6 of indulging ed teach's sweet tooth
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Belatedly inspired by my realization that there's something called "Flufftober" on Twitter (swoon), a take on day 1's "coffee shop" prompt, in which our boys... get coffee. And that's all.
Additionally inspired by my own overwhelming delight at once seeing a sleeping bee, and my neighborhood coffee shop's excellent Ed-coded seasonal menu.
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A Dollop of Cream (Flufftober Day 1) by StedesLeftShoe (CravatsAndBonnets)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2022
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Drabble for #OFMD31dof on Twitter
Day 1: warm drinks
Ed figures out how he takes it. Tea, that is.
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- Part 1 of Flufftober 2022
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AU where Izzy is a Starbucks barista and Stede is the pissy customer who always gets the most obnoxiously detailed order... but is it for him?