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    Ed and Izzy are finally opening their very own coffee shop! What could go wrong?
    (loose collection of slice-of-life ficlets from the baristaverse)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,924
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    325
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    5,046
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    Stede decides to put his brilliant plan into motion to win the heart of his crush, Ed. Things do not go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    “I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

    Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

     

    You feel good to me.

     

    Jesus Christ.

    Stede almost faints again.

    “Stede Bonnet?”

    Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

    (or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    116
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    “I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

    Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

    You feel good to me.

    Jesus Christ.

    Stede almost faints again.

    “Stede Bonnet?”

    Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

    (or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    976
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    Ed is a guy in need of warmth, good food and orgasms. And to never hear ‘Santa Baby’ ever again in his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    550
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    Ed likes scrolling through recipes online, but he despises the long stories in recipe blogs. When he finds The Gentleman Baker's blog, that changes. He can't stop reading! If only he could meet him someday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    93
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    Ed likes scrolling through recipes online, but he despises the long stories in recipe blogs. When he finds The Gentleman Baker's blog, that changes. He can't stop reading! If only he could meet him someday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    339
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    Belatedly inspired by my realization that there's something called "Flufftober" on Twitter (swoon), a take on day 1's "coffee shop" prompt, in which our boys... get coffee. And that's all.

    Additionally inspired by my own overwhelming delight at once seeing a sleeping bee, and my neighborhood coffee shop's excellent Ed-coded seasonal menu.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    66
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    Ed, now several months pregnant, is concerned about Stede's behaviour. Scared that he might be growing bored of the life they've built together at their inn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    741
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    An exploration of Ed and Stede's relationship through the lens of Ed's three favorite things, or reasons to live: warmth, good food, and intercourse aka orgasms, because a wise pirate once said you can't have intercourse without the good stuff at the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    864
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    199
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    Ed is a legendary figure in his local Starbucks

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    326
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    24
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    Sweet, creamy drinks and an overabundance of confectionary from Izzy’s café have had a decidedly noticeable affect on the waistline of Izzy’s favourite regular, Ed, and it’s driving Izzy fucking wild. He’s perfectly happy for nothing but just seeing Ed every day in return for providing all those fattening treats… until he realises that there’s someone in Ed’s life who gets to do a lot more than look. Now, Izzy’s wildly jealous. But what the fuck is he meant to do about it?

    -

    Was Ed… pudgier than last time? Was that even possible? How many days had it been? What had this Steve (or whatever) guy been fucking feeding him?

    Really, what broke Izzy out of the spell was hands on Ed’s belly… someone else’s hands, snaking around from behind to touch something precious, even though nothing could ever presume to have the right to worship something so perfect so intimately.

    And it was that fucking blond.

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    (don’t let the title put you off, this ends very happily in polyamory, but izzy’s bitter and ed has a sweet tooth and i came up with an impromptu title at midnight. my defence of it is that the alternative was ‘sweet cake, sour man’ and that would have been a lot weirder.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    856
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    Sometimes when Ed gets like this, he just needs a little extra push. Something to force his mind to focus and keep him stimulated, keep him motivated. A task to make him feel like he’s really working hard. Something a bit stronger than sugar.

    Stede can manage that.

     


    or: stede buys ed some heart-shaped lollipops as an early valentine's day treat, but they're still not enough to keep his mind occupied on a bad brain day — luckily, they manage to come up with an easy solution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2,349
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    Ed got his sweet tooth from his Mother. Then he thought he pulled it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,479
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    418
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    Stede Bonnet was a highly renowned professor at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. Now he manages a soda shop called "Fiiz"
    Choosing to finally come out and divorce his wife, newly ex-Mormon Stede Bonnet lost his cushy job and looks to his young, college-aged queer employees for guidance in this new turn his life has taken.
    ~
    I wanted to heal my own trauma that came with being raised Mormon, in Utah, while being queer. I see myself in Stede, but that alone wasn't enough for a fic. Then, I was explaining the concept of Utah's soda shop culture on the Our Flag Means Brainrot Discord server, and I realized how much Edward "dollop of milk and seven sugars" Teach would love these absurdly sugary and caffeinated drinks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,201
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3,470
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    While Stede takes the kids trick-or-treating, Ed's in charge of handing out Halloween candy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,675
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    Belatedly inspired by my realization that there's something called "Flufftober" on Twitter (swoon), a take on day 1's "coffee shop" prompt, in which our boys... get coffee. And that's all.

    Additionally inspired by my own overwhelming delight at once seeing a sleeping bee, and my neighborhood coffee shop's excellent Ed-coded seasonal menu.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    927
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    509
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    Summary

    Drabble for #OFMD31dof on Twitter

    Day 1: warm drinks

    Ed figures out how he takes it. Tea, that is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    235
  20. Tags
    Summary

    AU where Izzy is a Starbucks barista and Stede is the pissy customer who always gets the most obnoxiously detailed order... but is it for him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    535

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