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Date Everything Smutshots by Sussy_nsfw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Date Everything Smutshots. This books will probably mostly be male characters and I will do male, female, and Non-binary. In which the non-binary ones you have both genitals.
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What do you Desire [Oneshots] by No_BeEcH
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Requests are open! Tags, relationships, and characters will be added and updated as I post!
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It's been months since everyone had been realized and went on their way, their own paths, and yet you remained.
The house never felt so empty, so quiet, so.... Lonely.
Even the objects left behind seemed so soulless now, the floor rarely creaks, the hum of the AC holds no music, even the couch and bed no longer feel comfortable to sit and lay on.
It's just you in that space. A space that seems far too vast and empty just for you to occupy.
It would drive anyone on the verge of insanity.
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DE Vacation at the Beach (short) by TimeLoopLover
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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You finally got your hands on a copy of „Go Holidays“ (Y’all know what this is referring to) and the entire house is ready to spend a day at the digital beach.
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Forgiveness. Can You Imagine That? by G00d_m0urning
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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(An extension of my recently finished work Final Destination: Your House. It's one-shots with characters, expanding on their apologies/diving into how exactly they ignored you.)
The dateables avoided you, they're horribly sorry. Let them prove it to you, please.
They're working hard it make it up to you, in their own unique way.
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- Part 2 of Final Destination: Your House
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We're All Just Stories in the End by Dragonfire2lm
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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(Alternate Universe: Canon Divergence, Lore Retconned, Original Character-centric)
Scattered around the house, are notebooks. Some lay empty, many more contain the drafts of various fanfiction the Human has written over the years. Upon getting the dateviators, they learn of the being that has made a home in their old fanfiction drafts and impressive collection of notebooks.
Fae is the embodiment of Creativity, Imagination, Storytelling, and Magic. She is The Muse and does much around the house to help the inhabitants and maintain the delicate balance of magic in the world of objects and concepts.
But the introduction of the Dateviators has upset that delicate balance, and with Fae herself already dealing with the strain of a mysterious curse she refuses to elaborate on, her health has taken a backseat in the line of duty...A toll which could spell disaster for all residing in the house.
The Human, at the behest of those near and dear to Fae, has taken on the quest to unravel the mystery of Fae's Tragic Backstory, learn the truth of Fae's curse, and perhaps help this age-old god find peace in reconnecting with friends, family...
...And help Fae find love with a certain Pirate...
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Eye of the Storm by BreesWishingWell
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Jul 2025
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"Think ye dont need the trainin, do ya? Come at me then- dare a pitiful strike!! You'd better pray to the seas you dont blunder it like yer have before!"
Offence, and more importantly- the amusement of challenge, boiled your blood. You knew he'd been watching you spar with Dasha- but that he'd been paying such close attention to you, came as a surprise. Maybe you didnt even have to be skilled with a blade to get him to surrender- Oh, the look on his face must be glorious, at the realisation you'd beaten him, without even hitting him once. A plan was surely forming.
"Alright then, Jacques." You drawled his name, leaving out his title on purpose. If he wanted honorifics, he could beg for them- for mercy, of course, and uh, nothing else.
In search of a mystical gem said to bring fortune to all mariners, you find yourself making a deal with the revered Pirate Captain of the San Barcomiedo. Endearing yourself to the small sailor, however, is not on the questlist.
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FRENCH TEXT ONLY FOR NOW
[La fanfiction fait à l'heure actuelle 8 chapitres, pour total approximativement dix. Elle sera traduite et peaufinée en anglais une fois que je l'aurai fini. Tous les pairings mentionnés au dessus y apparaissent. Elle se déroule après la fin du jeu, donc spoilers, et une fin à la "Love Everyone", aka : faire en sorte que tous les persos du jeu tombent amoureux de vous.
Merci énormément à Lacrimalis qui supporte mes bavardages incessants et est une massive ressource d'inspirations et pour ces superbes idées !! Sans ta fic et ton envie de voir ma "vision devenir réalité" j'aurais pas commencé a écrire cette fic là.]Une année s'est passée depuis que tu as Réalisé tout le monde, une année depuis que Keith s'est barré avec ton argent et le crypto d'un inconnu, en te brisant le cœur au passage, et ce juste avant de mourir.
Ce soir une tempête fait rage dehors, pluie, foudre, et tu te détends tranquillement après une journée passée avec deux de tes amoureux, quand quelqu'un frappe à ta porte. Quelqu'un qui devrait être mort, qui ferait mieux de le rester à tes yeux, et quelqu'un qui a l'air à deux doigts de mourir en effet si tu ne l'aides pas.
Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire ?- Language:
- Français
- Words:
- 6,153
- Chapters:
- 1/10
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 96
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Boxes and Globes by BrainwormsOfSheepy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Jul 2025
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(Spoilers for Beau’s quest)
dude i expected this ship to be more popular than it is
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Hark! Dateth Everything! by knaves_ink
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Jul 2025
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!! HIGH FANTASY AU !!
You were a knight of Valdivia tasked with converting the nations of Coolsvalium to their rule. Greatly disturbed by the artificially created deity, Val' Ai, you runaway from the knighthood. On your journey, you meet a newly created deity, Skylar Specs, who teaches you of the cruelty of Valdivia and the power of an open heart.
(I'm mainly gonna tag relationships that will be "canon" in this universe but I plan to make side stories of all the dateables eventually :33)
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The Horror and the Wild by Scrubberhose
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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Worst fears realized, now what will they do?
Watch them run? Or something else entirely?
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- Part 3 of Schizo-Effective Player Character Saga
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.·:*¨༺ DATE EVERYTHING! NSFW IMAGINES + HEADCANONS ༻¨*:·. by piinklatte
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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┌─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
those weird glasses
were just the start
└─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
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I Don’t Believe in Love at First Sight (But Damn) by CRIMZONZKULL
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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You scored a new job at the office! Fortunately (or unfortunately), someone has seemingly taken a liking (debatable) to you. And they are very annoying about it.
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Trade your hand in for a hook by BreesWishingWell
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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With a jump, cutlass raised above his head, he pounced on Beau- her arms raising up to protect herself just in time. What the captain lacked in height, he more than made up for in bulk, and with an unexpected force, her back hit the wooden planks of the ship- holding back his sword from hitting her throat.
His smile was alight with the prospect of a challenge- a battle, finally- as she tried to kick him off of her, a manoeuvre he quickly halted by placing his screw pegleg on the cardboard of her pant cuffs, keeping her pinned to the ground- pinned underneath him, with his- his blade, to her skin. Uh oh.
Beau gets caught trying to steal Le Pique.
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With the house asleep, Captain Jacques has no choice but to brave the journey to the player's room despite his serious hatred for needing help
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The tiny pirates bottle gets knocked off the mantle and he has to banter with the human to get help
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A home inside a home by Fullerjay
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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Short and sweet summaries of what goes on in the house.
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ੈ✩ All One Big Family Again ੈ✩‧₊˚ by Chessecakepartyy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Jul 2025
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3 Years go by since you had realized all the objects in your house, its quiet, and empty at times. However, some of the objects still come by and visit you from time to time. Though you never get to catch them all at once anymore. It is clear that everyone has their own lives to get to as well as you. You start to miss seeing them all at once until one night where it all changes.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything One Shots!
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You're on a cruise trying to relax. Then you hear this little bitch in your ear whining and moaning. Shatter him against the wall. I don't know.
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When you first woke up, this was not the way you imagined your day going. Sure, you knew you were going to talk to Jacques, you always talk to him. But what you did not expect was to find him sitting on the deck of his ship with an orange extension cord wrapped around him.
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- Part 3 of Date Everything
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The Virginal Governor's Daughter Gets Kidnapped And Ravished By The Terrifying Pirate Captain by Spaceghostwriter
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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A rather unconventional method of foreplay leads to an accidental love confession. Captain Jacques Pierrot might be in a bit over his head here.