12 Works in Caretaker Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

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    Technoblade was Philza's partner, sidekick, perhaps even surrogate son, once upon a time. That is, until Philza disappeared to have a family and carve out a safe haven amidst the chaos of corrupted cities, leaving Techno to make his own way as a hitman for hire.
    He's left all of that behind, now.
    That is, until a bleeding Tommy shows up at his doorstep, bringing mostly questions and precious few answers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
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    300
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    Phil-centric emduo and QSMP content, ranging from story ideas, snippets, and partially completed chapters/oneshots. Come get your hurt/comfort for our favorite bird man! :D

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    Sample Oneshot Snippet:

    With a sad smile, Techno kneels beside the elytrian, looking him in the eyes while kindly saying, “It's alright, you're safe now. The man who hurt you is dead, I killed 'em.”

    The elytrian blinks at him a few times in disbelief, opening his mouth to try to speak, but only a weak, garbled sound comes out, because he just can't believe that this is actually real.

    “I’ve got ya,” Techno murmurs as he helps the winged man sit up, reaching for the chains holding him captive as he continues, “'M gonna get all this off you now.”

    As Techno begins freeing the elytrian from his restraints, Phil tries his best not to cry over this unexpected kindness. But when the chains on his wings finally drop away, he can’t fight tears anymore, Techno gently pulling the elytrian close to his chest and holding him as he sobs.

    “You’re free now.”

    Language:
    English
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    24,567
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,069
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    Dream's hand is fucked up and healed wrong so Technoblade resets it. Includes Michael :)

    [Broken bones have been a squick for me so this isn't super graphic]

    Language:
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    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    368
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    Technoblade and Ranboo are having a bad day and Wilbur is not happy. (I'm planning on having this as a series but if that doesn't happen y'all can be mad if anyone reads this once it has substance :3)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    55
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    Something was wrong, but Dream wasn't about to admit that. He can't have his biggest rival thinking he's weak or anything. Let alone being sick.

    Sure, he was dizzy and feverish and not feeling well, but this was his first visitor in ages! He couldn't get sick now of all times.

    Right?

    (He totally can)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    688
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    "Do you want to do something kids?"

    "Something? Like what?"

    "I dunno, there's multiple things we could do ... hmm, we can draw a bit, or watch tv ... or maybe we can bake something."

    "Bake? Can we bake cookies? Like aunt Niki?"

    "Yeah ... Niki taught me how to bake some cookies, we could bake those."

    Both of the toddlers' face lighted up, almost pushing each other as they struggled to get out of the blankets.

    "We want to bake cookies!"

    "Yes! We want cookies!"

     

    - Techno teaches his son and niece how to bake cookies.

    Series
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    2,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3,189
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    There was a sigh. And then- a hand was reaching inside the small burrow.

    Tommy meowed, hissed and cried. Trying to get away.

    "Shh, shh It's alright, I'm not going to hurt you"

    The hand got closer. And Tommy bit.

    "Ow!" The man grumbled, putting his hand away.

    Tommy, was fucked.

     

    - Technoblade finds a tiny alley kitten in the rain.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    1,290
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    10,446
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    ‘The shortest day and the longest night of the year’.

    Nobody knew why, or how, but magic seemed to grow stronger that day, so magical creatures decided to declare it a festive day. Lighting candles to symbolize the returning of the sun, the hope for a new beginning after the end of the year; decorating living trees outside their homes, with pretty hanging candles and ornaments meant to represent the sun, the moon and the stars. People also liked to make wreaths from winter evergreens like pine, juniper and cedar; they were meant to hang outside people’s doors, since they associated them with protection and prosperity.

    Tommy was really excited about all of it.

    After all, it was his first Winter Solstice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    1,254
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    10,863
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    Technoblade loves his youngest brother dearly. He would do anything for him. If Tommy was getting bullied Technoblade was there. If Tommy wanted a snack and Phil wasn’t there? Technoblade was there.
    (Techno made killer snacks Tommy told him once)

    He loved his family a lot. So did Wilbur, So did Phil, so did the whole family.

    .

     

    ..

     

    So why? Why did that have to change?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,721
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5,974
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    You fall in the pond and get hypothermia. Techno helps you n then smut.

    we can call this practice for second person pov🙂

    Series
    • Part 1 of :)
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    8,201
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    A man who chained Death to cheat it, a man who fell to push a boulder uphill for eternity. It was just a myth. A simple myth. That was all. Dream shouldn't be relating to it. He shouldn't. But he'd cheated death and he knew the weight of the boulder he pushed. He just didn't know if he was strong enough to push it much longer.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,342
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    Wilbur is tired and Tommy is as talkative as ever. Techno comes home and lends a hand. What he doesn’t know is that Tommy is not really a listener.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,688
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    1,024
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    10,572

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