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After being offered free housing, YangYang moves to the UK to start a new life. But after starting his new job at tesco and meeting his new neighbour Ten, he realises what huge mistake he made.
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Soggy biscuit academy by ridemyf_ck_tr_ck
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Oasis (Band), Friday Night Dinner (TV)
27 May 2025
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Victorian Alternate Universe set in a school. Everyone has to wear maid dresses and sparkly thongs and they’re oh so horny. Men can get pregnant and one day the school turns into a homoerotic breeding ground for all ages and species. Wolfs roam the school with throbbing members ready for penetration and possible impregnation.
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you just haven’t earned it yet, baby by knives_and_spoons for WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
30 Nov 2024
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“I don’t want you talking, Mistress,” Victoria whispers against her ear, lips pressing a kiss to her neck. “I want you silent.”
Day 29 - Role Reversal
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- Part 18 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 170
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Watermelon Sugar Low by etienne (FanfictionForAtheists)
Fandoms: Strictly Come Dancing RPF
20 Oct 2024
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After performing their paso, Sam realises that Nikita is out of sorts, something which culminates in him collapsing at the entrance of the Clauditorium.
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Walk Without Ease by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
16 Oct 2024
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“On your knees,” Claudia hissed, vengeful slinking through her blood like snakes of fearsome ice.
Day 16 - Human Furniture
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- Part 12 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 15 of it’s nice to have a friend
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A Heartless Hand On My Shoulder by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
14 Oct 2024
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Claudia doesn’t tell her off for speaking. Instead, she smiles, almost too sweetly saccharine to be innocent, and that’s when Victoria notices the shiny black whip in her hand.
Day 14 - Bondage
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- Part 10 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 14 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 111
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to die by your side (would be such a heavenly way to die) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
07 Oct 2024
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Victoria can feel both everything, everyone, everywhere all at once, and nothing at all.There’s normally so much going on in her head. Nothing. Silence.
Day 7 - Sensory Deprivation
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- Part 5 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 12 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 192
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 92
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please please please (let me get what i want) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
03 Oct 2024
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Claudia’s eyes bore into her with enough heat to channel the wax. She’s grinning; it’s in Claudia’s nature to revel in the incredible pain she puts Victoria through.
Day 3 - Waxplay
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- Part 1 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 13 of it’s nice to have a friend
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Leather on my Waist is Tight & I'm Falling Down by WaterCoolerDreaming for knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
30 Sep 2024
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Kinktober | Day 1 | Leather & Latex
Victoria and Claudia are madly in love, and know each other like the backs of their hands. That's not to say Victoria necessarily expected Claudia to saunter downstairs in a latex dress and holding a riding crop. She isn't complaining.
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You Know What Taskmaster Needs? More Nudity! by Steely_Danielle
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Sep 2024
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In Greg's dream, Taskmaster's new format is more than he's bargained for.
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- Part 8 of Inside the Dreams of Taskmen
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as natural as rain by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
19 Aug 2024
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One of Claudia’s hands is on Victoria’s hips, her dark nails slowly scratching patterns into her soft skin. The other is busy clipping a simple, silver chain to the ring dangling from the front of the collar. It’s fairly long; it doesn’t drag against the floor, but it won’t allow Victoria to get very far from her.
- Day 19: Collars
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- Part 19 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,312
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 310
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i know what will make you smile tonight by knives_and_spoons for WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Countdown (UK TV) RPF
18 Aug 2024
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When Claudia saunters in with *Carol fucking Vorderman* on her arm, Victoria’s not surprised. They’re dressed fully in black leather and blood-red latex, respectively. Victoria’s mouth drops open, and her mind goes blank.
- Day 18: Leather/Latex
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- Part 18 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 11 of it’s nice to have a friend
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golden lights (displaying your name) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
17 Aug 2024
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That’s what Claudia loves so much about their dynamic. It’s not always about having to take whips and belts and floggers to their skin to make them obey, making blood run and tears flow, rather than they let her whip and belt and flog them because they love her, and it. The pain, the dynamic, the power (or, loss of); it all entwines in their souls to fill them with incredulous pleasure.
- Day 17: Worship
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- Part 17 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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It’s Just a Fairytale by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
16 Aug 2024
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Claudia takes her time, using her hands to gently stroke her forearms. She rubs her up and down, soothing her, cradling her. It’s more sensual than sexual, kisses feather-light on her scalp and cheek and neck.
“You know you’re beautiful, puffin? Right?” Claudia asks her, voice velvety smooth against her ear, and Victoria can’t help but agree.
- Day 16: Strap-ons
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- Part 16 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 9 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 870
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 268
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she said, “has the perrier gone straight to my head?” by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
13 Aug 2024
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Victoria watches as Claudia settles behind her, feeling the electricity pulse from where the bare skin of her hips press against her. Claudia’s hands slowly slide back up her spine, before dragging her nails back. Victoria winces, pain transforming into pleasure in her bloodstream.
- Day 13: Mirror Sex
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- Part 13 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 10 of it’s nice to have a friend
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does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: Would I Lie To You? RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, British Comedy RPF
07 Aug 2024
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“You’re very pretty,” Claudia whispers, and he feels her press a light kiss behind his left ear. Lee barely manages to suppress a moan. His head is spinning like the garish carousel in Blackpool he made David ride with him. Hah. Riding… David.
- Day 7: Spanking
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- Part 7 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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Stretch Out and Wait by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
05 Aug 2024
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“I could take your strap, and fuck you with your own dick.” Victoria’s tone is teasingly casual, just like she’s talking about the weather. Claudia moans, despite herself, and turns her head to look at Victoria. Even in the dark, she can see her sharp grin.
“I won’t allow that, puffin. Go to sleep.” Claudia rests her head back onto the pillow, but doesn’t close her eyes. This time, she knows Victoria won’t go down without a fight. She can feel it.
- Day 5: Dirty talk
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- Part 5 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 8 of it’s nice to have a friend
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The stories of Anton and Isabelle, all in one place, from the moment that they realised how they felt about one another, to when they finally admitted that to themselves and each other, to when their relationship grew.
These are posted as separate one shots, and all of the future instalments will also be posted in one shots, but I just wanted one singular fic where I could keep them all together for ease for both you and me!Series
- Part 3 of Anton and Isabelle
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she is Famous, she is Funny by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
03 Aug 2024
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“We’re going to play a game,” she says. Clearly, confidently, and Victoria’s already nodding along. “It’s easy enough for you to follow, puffin. All you have to do is listen to me, and not cum.”
Victoria’s shaking with anticipation. “Yes, Mistress.”
“Good girl.”
- Day 3: Edge
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- Part 3 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 7 of it’s nice to have a friend