13 Works in Clint Barton Has a Crush
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Not Again - When Will You Let Her Go? part 3 by Iriel3000
Fandoms: Marvel, Black Widow (Comics), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
30 Oct 2023
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Laura confronts Clint about the picture she discovered.
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- Part 3 of Laura Whump
- Part 4 of Fake Black Widow
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fellas, is it gay to devote all of your artistic talent towards one guy? by Winter_Lantern
Fandoms: LISA (Video Games)
13 Aug 2022
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clint has carried a torch for his boss for quite some time now. luckily for him, rando is just a little too clueless to figure that out for himself.
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Hawkeye's Exploding Ovaries by bookjunkiecat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jan 2022
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Barnes saves a kitten, and in the process endangers Clint's...ovaries? Tasha's a troll, Stark has a walk-on role, and Clint falls off a sofa.
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Seven-page Dossier by weepingnaiad
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
02 Jan 2022
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Natasha insists that Clint comes as her plus-one to the Stark Industries holiday party, but Clint's year has been a disaster and the last thing he needs is another chance to fail at speaking to his hard-core crush: Philip J. Coulson, director of Stark Industries' security and all around badass.
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Бесчестье на твою корову! by resurcat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Jul 2020
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- Сержант Барнс?
- Ой, я бы не стал так его называть, - предупредил Сэм.
- Капитан Ебанько! - проорал Барнс, барахтаясь под весом Уилсона. – Ну-ка иди сюда и дерись со мной!
Стив не знал, что делать – то ли засмеяться, то ли свалить в рассвет. Он умудрился совместить оба действия в одно, сделав пару шагов назад и фыркнув. Как бык на корриде.
- Давай-ка успокойся, Барнс, - вещал Сэм, пытаясь устаканить попытки Барнса ужом выскользнуть из-под него. – Неприлично получается. Это ж чёртов капитан Америка.
- Чёртов капитан Америка! – повторил за ним Барнс, вновь срываясь на крик.
Стив откашлялся.
- Я вроде как тебя искал, - сказал он Барнсу.
- Надеюсь, в этот раз смазку ты принёс! – проорал Барнс.Series
- Part 1 of Dishonor
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[Podfic] Dishonor on Your Cow by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Apr 2019
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“Sergeant Barnes?”
“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.
“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”
Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.
“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”
“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.
Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.
“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.
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Podfic of mandarou's amazing Dishonor on Your Cow
**Update - I fixed an issue with Chapter 18 where the audio was all screwy, so if you downloaded that chapter, it's fixed now!
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] Dishonor
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A crush revealed by crazycatt71
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marv - Fandom
28 Feb 2019
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Clint accidently blurts out he has a crush on Coulson
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- Part 2 of MCU KInk Bingo #3
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Freewheeling and Free Falling by TheWholesomePerv
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 Sep 2018
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Or: Five times Clint Barton almost kissed Tony Stark, and the one time Tony Stark beat him to it.
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Can be read as a stand-alone. All you need to know is that Clint has a 10-year-old adoptive daughter named Lily and that he has a major crush on Tony.Also: Canon? What Canon?
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Dishonor On Your Cow by mandarou
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 May 2017
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“Sergeant Barnes?”
“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.
“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”
Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.
“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”
“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.
Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.
“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.
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- Part 1 of Dishonor
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A Magical Place by TheDoctorOfGallifrey
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
15 Feb 2017
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It used to be easier, a story heard too many times to still be interesting: an agent who fell for their handler. Phil was okay with that, he knew how to treat Clint without getting his hopes up and without hurting him. But the battle of New York changed everything and now Phil's file says deceased...
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Clint made a few deals to ensure he got Phil in the Office Secret Santa and he plans to use this gift to really tell Phil how he feels.
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- Part 5 of 12 Days of Phlint-Mas
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Recruitment by androgynousclintbarton
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jul 2016
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It's not Clint's fault that some random agents decided to pick a fight with him, but he's certainly blaming himself when he has a knife pressed against his neck.
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The one where Clint meets Natasha's (hot) dad.
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- Part 350 of Prompts