12 Works in Clueless Thorin Oakenshield

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    For High School teacher Ann Harper, fanfiction is just a way to relieve stress and enjoy the world of Middle-earth. That all changes one day when two particular dwarves are catapulted into her home and her world, leading her to an adventure that she certainly could have imagined, but would have never dreamed possible.

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    English
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    125,007
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    255
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    204
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    43
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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

    (indefinite hiatus)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,663
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    434
    Kudos:
    2,605
    Bookmarks:
    880
    Hits:
    50,222
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    Y/N doesn’t know how she found herself in Middle Earth, how she found herself among the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, or how she let herself be captivated by the elder Durin prince—but she does know one thing.

    She’s carrying his child.

    **COMPLETE**

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,249
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    496
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    15,817
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    Waking up in Middle Earth unexpectedly is jarring enough. But things become even stranger when Y/N awakens to find herself back in her own world—except this time, she’s brought Bilbo and the Durins along for the ride.

    A spin-off of Blood of Durin.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,417
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,218
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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    English
    Words:
    235,665
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    304
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    1,486
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    601
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    81,418
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    Bilbo drew a deep breath as she saw how the Darrowdams of worthy statuses fawned over the Durin men. She saw how the bolder ones openly leered at them and even made passes while the shier ones would blush prettily as greetings were exchanged.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,777
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,844
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    Hartha is an elf from Imladris who was raised by Lord Elrond. She was asked to join the Company on their quest to reclaim Erebor by Gandalf. Hartha knows the old bat is up to something and can't help but be slightly concerned of what he's planning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,419
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    At first Thorin does not pay attention to the always quiet Ori. Somewhere along the way things change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    952
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    Losing loved ones is the hardest thing of all, but there are ways to abate the grief, ways to let the sadness ebb away. Two-parter about loss in the line of Durin, with a bonus third chapter for Bilbo and his acorn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,843
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,758
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    "I have come to receive my claim of the treasure of the Kingdom of Erebor, as promised in my contract of employment signed by Thorin, son of Thráin, and Balin, son of Fundin. To get to the point, this jewel is worth a king's ransom. So, I'd like to trade for that, please. The king. Now."

    Bilbo claims his fourteenth share of the treasure -- and it's not the Arkenstone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,959
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    5,453
    Bookmarks:
    714
    Hits:
    44,845
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    Dwobbit Bilbo embarks on the quest to reclaim Erebor with his two brothers, Balin and Dwalin. He didn't expect to find love along the way.

    A tale of conflict, danger and love, not to forget a clueless Thorin

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    881
    Bookmarks:
    175
    Hits:
    19,699
  12. Tags
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    What the title says.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    483
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6,428

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