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    After some time away from the spotlight, Gojo and Geto return with an announcement that completely breaks the internet: they’re now parents. The media’s favorite couple trades red carpets for diapers, interviews for baby bottles, and late-night parties for sleepless nights. Between chaotic livestreams, screaming fans, and desperate attempts to stay glamorous while a baby cries in the background, they’re about to find out that real fame is surviving parenthood.

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    English
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    7,689
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    Satoru Gojo is known for his long livestreams, where he chats with fans about everything. But one night, when a fan asks about Geto, a famous vocalist, he casually responds that he would never add one of his songs to his playlist. From that moment on, the two begin provoking each other like a cat and dog.

    Series
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    English
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    110,568
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5,425
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    20250928懷玉‧玉折 五夏包場無料
    祓本paro

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    4,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    Basically a story about the chaos of Gojo-Geto family feat first year Jujutsu High Students

    Language:
    English
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    2,278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    668
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    He wasn’t expecting much from this schedule change, and he wasn’t expecting much from the class, especially the people.

    Megumi was here because he was interested in animals—not people—especially not loud, football-playing people, and not people who were best friends with Todo.

    Yuuji Itadori.

    Megumi doesn’t have a direct problem with Itadori. He knows his type of person- the loud, overly friendly, always talking, always smiling, performative type.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,807
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    329
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    Siente que su cuerpo ya no da para más. Las sensaciones lo desbordan, lo abruman. El frío del cuarto le estremece la piel sudada, irritada por la fricción del encuentro anterior. La garganta está seca, los labios rotos de tantos gemidos y besos. Le duelen los nudillos de tanto apretar las sábanas, y su mente es solo una nebulosa que flota entre excitación y placer.

    Pero eso no es lo peor.

    Lo peor está en su vientre: ese calor sofocante, excitante... ese nudo ardiente de placer que se contrae y se expande, haciéndolo vibrar entre el dolor y el éxtasis.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    2,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Yuji Itadori was just trying to survive high school. Along with his ever-growing crush, his annoying teachers who won't confess their love for one another, his brother's antics (plus a dude who has shown up claiming to be his half-brother too), bailing his friends out of jail, trying to find his stolen ice cream and then the sudden appearance of a man who may or may not be stalking him.

    Surviving all of that wasn't going to be hard, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,042
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    554
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    14,313
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    Suguru hadn't been himself as of late, and Satoru, intentional or not, always knew how to uplift his best friend's mood. And Suguru couldn't have been more grateful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    42
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    Narumi Itadori never expected much from life-just to keep her little brother out of trouble and maybe stop being teased for being the only twenty-something working as a modern-day priestess. But when Yuji swallows a cursed finger and the world cracks open around them, Narumi's forgotten past crashes back in.

    With ancient power stirring in her veins and a beast's voice rumbling in her soul, Narumi must protect the fragile peace she's always longed for-even if it means becoming something the world isn't ready for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,212
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    2,479
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    #祓本五夏,後續可能含灰七灰、乙香等
    #大量私設,不是很重要的ABO設定

    「這是什麼?要我們兩個主演去邀請二十位嘉賓?」五條斷然搖頭:「不去,才不做這種麻煩的事情。傑跟我還在忙下一個腳本耶!」
    「啊、那個。」伊地知潔高從公文袋裡抽出第二個信封:「這是芥見導演說,如果您拒絕,就要交給您的東西。」
    演員大人這次將信封直接撕開,看了上頭一眼,臉色發黑。
    「寫了什麼?」夏油傑笑問。
    「這傢伙……」白髮演員把信紙撕成兩半:「他說如果我們不去,就要在首映會上把我們兩個的座位分開。」
    五條家主聰明絕倫的大腦得出結論都不需要零點二秒。
    「那傢伙一定會把羂索放在我旁邊。」五條做出嘔吐表情。
    「那我隔壁應該會是甚爾。」夏油傑若有所思。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    27,204
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    570
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    Satoru leaned down, too close "You sure? 'Cause it kinda looked like you were begging for your handsome, experienced senpai to come save you."

    Megumi shoved him away with a sigh "Senpai, you have an actual mission. Go do your job."

    Megumi is just trying to survive his first year at Jujutsu Tech but his ridiculous, show-off senpai Gojo Satoru won’t leave him alone. Between missions, flirting and nonstop teasing, Megumi somehow ends up falling for the idiot without even realising it. Turns out, love sneaks up on you when you’re too busy pretending to be annoyed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,535
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,072
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    Basically a satosugu version of the megumi getting hit on and the gang embarassing him scene from jjk anime.

    or the jjk gang unleashing their shenanigans thinking geto is being hit on

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,227
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,342
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    Suguru is floating along the ocean with no memory of how he got there or where he used to be. Expecting death, he's instead visited by a fairytale. A frustratingly handsome fairytale.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    134
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    In a world where they cannot see curses, Suguru and Satoru live as ordinary people. Together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,338
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,015
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    "Hey, that's a great idea! I think I learn better in practice than in theory.” itadori explained. "And, like, what if she wants to kiss me? How am I going to know what to do if I've only kissed two people in my life?!”

    "Do you want me to teach you how to kiss?"

    or, Itadori wants Megumi to give him kissing lessons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,798
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,387
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    if咒術迴戰是導演芥見下下拍的一部影集

    規則:
    @每日掉落數篇祓本世界片段、短訪談
    @每日有一篇起點噗,後續每噗將提供關鍵字預告,可在定時掉落時間搜索尋寶(可能因日程產生誤差,再請包涵)
    @每日掉落的祓本回憶將再整理於一開始的〝起點〞
    @注意!因是祓本世界拍攝咒術迴戰之設定,故會有後期至結局之劇透!
    歡迎各位祓本粉絲一步一步點擊觀看那些年的五夏糖

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    28,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    461
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    Satoru feels dead, most nights. For three long, excruciating days, Satoru is dead to the world. Again. No stupid and embarrassing selfies, no long texts about whatever show happens to be on at the dorms, no late night calls to talk about deeper shit he wouldn't be caught dead saying in the daylight.

    So, it continues: three days and nights longer than the ones before them, Satoru Gojo is dead. The only sound from him is, of course, silence. Geto mourns him without knowing what to call it, and nobody seems to care. This new normal— silence. Like the phone call. Like his texts. Silence. Worse than death. An unknown with a dreadful probability sealed to it.

    Geto's phone rings at three a.m. of the third night and fourth day.

    Suguru and Satoru are summoned home for Winter Break. Unfortunately for them, being each other's excuse to stay at Jujutsu High and with Yaga's explicit approval to go home, both are forced across country from each other. Until Satoru Gojo goes missing before he can even step off the train-- radio silent for 3 days until he appears just 2 miles from Suguru's home covered in bruises and falling apart at the seams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    5,148
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    —Lo siento pero… estoy cansado, estoy cansado de ver a quienes amo morir

    Su voz sonaba tan triste, tan devastada para un adolescente de su edad, sonaba como un niño que se había rendido en esta vida.

    —Lo siento… realmente lo siento

    Tras sus palabras sus ojos se abren como platos al comprender lo que estaba sucediendo e inmediatamente corre hacia el adolescente con la esperanza de poder llegar a él.

    —¡MEGUMI, NO!

    Extiende la mano intentando alcanzarlo, intentando salvarlo a él y a todos los que quedaban aún en pie.

    Pero fue demasiado lenta…

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    31,550
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    Yuuji is a racer in a small town, he loves racing, ever since he was a kid! Now here he is, taking up the most difficult track in his town. Hopefully he'll win! He wonders if anyone important is watching..he doubts it. He just hopes he wins!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,516
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Satoru has been away on missions, constantly, leaving Suguru alone most of the time. He’s lonely and missing his husband.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,277
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    508

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