18 Works in Competent Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.

    It is not.

    When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.

    Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.

    Everything changes.

    [alt: the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets]

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    Stressed and overwhelmed, first-time flyer Anakin crosses paths with the confident and annoyingly handsome Captain Kenobi while searching for his terminal. Turns out that the good captain is flying his plane; what Anakin doesn't know is that Obi-Wan has the perfect cure for Anakin's fear of flying.
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    "I thought seeing it from up here might make you a little less nervous."

    "Definitely not," said Anakin, determinedly not looking through the cockpit window.

    Obi-Wan hummed as he fiddled with one of the controls. "Perhaps you can come back later during Quinlan's break."

    He swiveled his chair and looked up at Anakin, his eyes glittering and a small smile on his lips.

    "I think you'll find the view a lot less frightening from my seat," he said, drawing his hands down his thighs.

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    In one universe, Obi-Wan Kenobi became a Padawan to Qui-Gon Jinn after the mess that was Bandomeer and ended up living through the destruction of the Jedi Order as he knows it.

    In this universe, Qui-Gon Jinn refuses to be swayed into taking a Padawan even after everything that happens on Bandomeer and leaves Obi-Wan Kenobi to his fate as a member of the Agri-Corps. However, his fate was to become a Jedi Master to be written down in the annals of history, not a farmer on some backwater planet in the Outer Rim. Throw in some bone-crushing pats on the back from the Force and some liberal abuse of legal and temple loopholes by a hated, barebones, and struggling Service Corps and you have the perfect mixture to throw Obi-Wan even further than he ever could have made it otherwise.

    Only time will tell, however, if it will be enough to overcome the Thousand Year plot of the Sith.

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    “Can you take care of her, Master?” Anakin asked, but he looked up at Padmé as he asked. “He's really good, Padmé.”

    She rolled her eyes. She could see that Obi-Wan was good. When Senator Selalle had told her and the other senators that he “regularly feasted on ass” and could make you come from that alone, she wasn’t entirely surprised.

    She couldn't quite explain it, but Obi-Wan had the posture of a man who always satisfied his lovers.

    “I don't mind, Senator,” said Obi-Wan, earnest and without shame. How oddly Jedi-like of him.

    And the title still remained, still referring to her as “Senator” when mere moments ago he had his face between her husband’s ass cheeks.

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    Frustrated by Anakin's constant salivating over his Master, Padme concocts a plan to get Obi-Wan to give Anakin what he needs. She doesn't expect to get caught in the crossfire.

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    Xanatos decides to meddle. Halfway through a battle, Anakin’s priorities are suddenly and violently reshuffled, and Ventress gets exceedingly ruffled in the process.

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    Jango is forced to admit defeat. Obi-Wan is not at all gracious in his victory.

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    I aim to misbehave.
    -Serenity

    You might want to buckle up, baby.

    Obi-Wan had always been taught that Lost Jedi were to be mourned, pitied, perhaps even feared. To actually become one would be, well, a fate worse than death.

    Nobody had warned him that he might actually enjoy it.


    The Clone Wars have ended. A tentative peace has broken out, although not without some surprises along the way. Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka have voluntarily left the Jedi Order, and are on their way to Kamino to investigate the mystery of the clones’ strange behavior…

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    Anakin is mortified when a very explicit HoloNet story about him and Obi-Wan makes the rounds. He’s even more horrified when he learns his former Master has read it. And has notes.

    Inspired by this tumblr post.

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    A collection of chaotic stories that Obi wan honestly should’ve filed for getting years’ worth of vacation time. In other words, resignation files from Kenobi were sent to the high council for a particular walking disaster lineage.
    In other words, reasons that the 501st is a migraine waiting to strike whenever Rex has to glance at the mission reports. In other words, Cody is not paid enough for this as Obi wan attempts to file more resignation forms to the council. In other words, Mace Windu is enjoying this way too much despite the growing number of paperwork.

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    Thunderous--the one word that Obi wan could describe the end of the war.
    Thunderous applause erupted across the the galaxy, echoing sighs and tears of joy.
    Perhaps the ones who were marching ahead did looked back at them--smiling.
    The song was real--real to everyone--REAL to him.

    A melody that carried his men, his family, those who marched onward, and him Home.
    That day--many songs were sung...of relief, of loss, of joy...to those who sing of yonder.

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    During an assault on Separatist forces over an uninhabited moon, Obi-Wan's starfighter is hit, and he crashes onto the forested surface. However, he isn't the only one; Anakin and Ahsoka are shot down, too.

    Stranded until the battle above is decided, Obi-Wan must keep an unconscious Anakin and relatively new Ahsoka safe until the Republic - or the Separatists - find them.

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    A headcanon turned Au where Obi wan is a light saber smith.

    The opponent across from him ignited his saber—red, dual bladed. A fine grip, yet the crystal cries out to him.

    “That’s hypocritical of you, Sith” Obi wan taunted Maul, a subtle smirk adoring his face, “You boast of strength yet..”

    Maul’s saber flew into his hand. Shock turns into anger—how could this lowly smith tell him of his own craft? A battle turned lecture..

    “Bleeding a crystal,” Obi wan snapped Maul’s saber in half without much trouble,
    “Weakens the blade’s integrity.”

    Tossing the broken saber back at Maul’s feet, Obi wan scoffs and slowly walks away.

    “Come back and challenge me with an actual saber rather than a butter knife.”

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    After Obi-Wan left the Jedi Order, he becomes a councillor to his home planet Stewjon. Now, his past catches up with him - in the shape of handsome Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, sent to negotiate a trade treaty between Stewjon's agricultural sectors and the Republic.

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    Three months after the lawsuit, the team was still angry with Buck and it didn't look like that would change any time soon, if at all.

    He'd hoped that by keeping his head down, his compliance and perseverance would eventually soothe the team's hurt feelings. But nothing had changed and it became harder and harder to keep on fighting.

     

    'It took too much energy just getting out of bed and dragging himself to the station every shift. The cold shoulders, the snide remarks, the hateful pranks. It had been a fight just getting through the day and keeping himself together. Maybe if he'd been able to see Christopher...

    But he was so tired now, so tired.'

     

    It was just an ordinary Saturday when the last straw broke the camel's back.

     

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    Cody spends most of his time running his family's coffee shop, and lately, this redhead has been coming in with a wide variety of people.
    And they've been having the most insane conversations. Ever.
    He's never been more entertained. (Or attracted.)

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    “So why am I still here?” Obi-Wan asked.

    “You have been captured,” Thrawn pointed out. 

    “But I am not being treated like a prisoner,” Obi-Wan responded. He had operated too many Star Destroyers to not know the protocol. There was a medical ward in the brig for a reason. He could have easily been treated there.

    “No, you are not."

    “So what am I?”

    “An unexpected relic of a bygone age,” said Thrawn. “And I am somewhat of a collector.”

    [Or: Thrawn finds Obi-Wan frozen in carbonite over a decade after the Clone Wars ended and the Empire rose to power.]

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    Quinlan Vos has stood by his best friend through the frankly staggering number of trials Obi-Wan Kenobi has endured. This one will not be any different.

    Or: Quinlan teams up with the clones and a bunch of others to force the galaxy to take some responsibility for their own shit and not just dump it on Obi-Wan. It becomes bigger than anyone ever could have imagined.

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    There's a new Captain rising through the Mandalorian ranks, winning victories for the Mandalorian Empire through his words alone. He gains the interest of Mand'alor Jango Fett, who is smitten with him immediately. The only problem? He's already engaged to Kalevala's heiress...

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