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One minute, you're doing your nth run of the Mass Effect trilogy in your pajamas, the next ... You're waking up in that same universe, which wasn't on your bucket list.
What was fiction five minutes ago is now terrifyingly real. You’re expected to function as Earthborn Commander Shepard, morally gray and questionable coping skills.
Your only consistent backup? A chow-chow-shaped mech dog named Sebastian who silently judges your every questionable life choice.
Knowing what’s coming doesn’t make it easier. The choices still hurt. People still die. And the weight of saving the galaxy hits different when you’re the one holding the gun.
You’re holding it together with duct tape, caffeine, and pure spite.
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Amidst the chaos of the Reaper War, Garrus and Shepard take the simplest legal step to solve one of Shepard’s problems: having no next of kin. A quiet registry office marriage. No fanfare, just enough to satisfy the bureaucracy.
They want no fuss. No photos, no suits, just one witness. So naturally, the entire Normandy knows.
Set during Mass Effect 3.
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Dance Like No One’s Ravaging the Galaxy by LadyBlackhawkDarksbane
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
05 Jun 2025
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Jex Shepard takes Steve Cortez out on a date and things go awry when Conrad Verner shows up.
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- Part 11 of Snapshots
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Laiel Sparatus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by sunshined
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
10 Feb 2025
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Post-war, Laiel Sparatus is living the high life. It would be a shame if someone showed up to change that...
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Everyone cuts loose at the party. Yes, THAT party. What, you were expecting something else?
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Conrad Verner wakes up next to Major Kaidan Alenko and Commander Jane Shepard.
At first, he thinks it was a dream, but it becomes all too clear that something happened.
NSFW content ahead.
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- Part 1 of Archive Creator Challenges
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Purpose, Hope, and a Promise by N7Ghost
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
13 Oct 2024
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As the rescue team carries survivors from the debris, a tight fist clutches inside Miranda's chest. They were trapped in the Sol System, surrounded by devastation, and she wasn't sure how to fix it. Searching for her place in the chaos, Shepard and Kasumi help broaden her horizon, leading Miranda to the purpose she struggled to find. Hope is restored. And a promise is made.
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- English
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- 12,952
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 26
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The Moment by Griffamene
Fandoms: Mass Effect, Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
31 May 2024
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"This moment, right now - it’s all I have."
A tale of the missing moments in Shepard and Thane's time together through each others' eyes. A deep-dive character study of Thane through the eyes of many. An exploration of Shepard and Thane's evolving love for each other, and of Shepard's grief and trauma. The return of Thane to Kalahira's seas with the full recognition and remembrance he deserves.
An ouroboros through which Thane and Shepard can live again and again.This work was a labour of love for me, and I hope that it may bring closure and meaning to others, too.
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- Part 1 of The Moment
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Kinktober 2023 by BardofHeartDive, happychica
Fandoms: 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect: Andromeda, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2024
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A kaleidoscope of options this year, with multiple ships and fandoms getting their kink on all month long.
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Fatal Alliances by PaperRoxas
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
25 Apr 2024
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Lauren Shepard was raised in an orphanage on the Citadel. When she turned twelve, she ran away from said orphanage, thinking that living on the streets would be better.
It wasn’t.
That is, until someone took notice of her, and invited her back to the Xirid District Reds: a gang that operated primarily in the Xirid District on the Bachjret Ward of the Citadel. Their specialty: drug dealing, armed robbery, kidnapping, extortion, and theft.
Curt Weisman, the leader of her particular group, took interest in her and became her on-again/off-again boyfriend soon after she joined the gang. Curt taught her the ropes, both in the art of theft and sex, toxic as it may be.
Early on, Lauren had quite a few arrests on her record, all by one particular cop. Now at nineteen, Lauren has improved her thieving abilities throughout the years, until she is once again taken into custody by Citadel Security.
(tags will update as I add chapters)
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The Adventures of Dr. Conrad Verner; or, How a Little Dark Energy Saved Christmas by TwoEyedCharlie
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
21 Dec 2023
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Conrad Verner's talents have been requested. A group of plucky scientists need him - the one, the only, Dr. Conrad Verner - for the most important mission the galaxy has ever known.
A mission...to save Christmas.
Or, at least, that's what Conrad thinks is happening. [COMPLETE]
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Odds and ends of Commander Jane Shepard's Conquests around the galaxy, told from her point of view as the red-haired big-dicked soldier goes across the Milky Way
Originally Written In 2020
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[Fic & Podfic] Shepard's No One Fan by Djapchan, ThreeWhiskeyLunch
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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During the events of Mass Effect 1, Conrad Verner starts up a WeeView channel. What starts out as a fangirl-for-Shepard channel turns into something much else during the events of Saren and the Geth's invasion of the Citadel.
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My Name is Conrad Milhouse Verner by WesternLarch
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
04 Jun 2023
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Conrad in his own words.
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Location: Citadel-Presidium Commons: just outside the lift to the Council Tower.
Thane watches out for his vigilant girlfriend.
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One year to the day after arriving in a new universe that she has only seen through an LCD screen before, Tegan Aidoni, a multiverse drifter, gets into the thick of things. She has had only one grace year to get herself ready. She has learned not all is what it seems and she now knows, from long experience, that her knowledge about any universe she once believed was fictional is at best a vague guide and at worst a collection of deadly traps. Even so, it is not within her to just stand aside and watch the worlds burn. She could, no one would know to stop her, but why would she?
Besides, she has a lot to lose, too. She has found love in places she had not expected to find it and in ways she had known of before, yet also in ways she had never dreamed would be possible. Maybe it is a reward of sorts, maybe it is not. Either way, she does not want to lose those few she truly cares about. Thus, Tegan Aidoni is going to fight for her future. If that ensures others will have a future as well, she won't mind, but she won't overly care much about it either.
That, and she is also starting to like living lives that are far from her boring first one.
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- Part 2 of Spiral of Life
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Conrad finds Shepard, now he tries to be the friend she needs while the Normandy crew is unaccounted for. Maybe trying too hard.
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Leaving home on a quest to prove her value, Tali'Zorah didn't imagine things would go south so quickly. Lucky for her, she not only got out of it alive, but also employed as engineer on the most advanced vessel in Citadel Space, going after armies of Geth. That was just the perfect chance she needed to find something that her people could use against their long time enemy. It was also the perfect chance for her to find something else with the help of a certain human Commander.
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Promises Made by Tiger_Lilly13
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Jul 2022
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Shepard has healed from her injuries received during the attack on the Citadel and is ready to take Garrus up on his offer for a date night. However, she had something important to tell him that would change the course of both of their futures.
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- Part 5 of A Regular Thing (Mass Effect 1)
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Junior Librarian Kaidan is struggling to keep the library afloat amid Mayor Udina's campaign against the institution when some of the town's more gullible citizens decide to help Udina get his point across. Apprentice Blacksmith James, fond of Kaidan from afar, isn't willing to let that happen, even if Kaidan doesn't want his help.