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Matt has been managing his epistaxis anime—a rare disease that causes its sufferer intense nosebleeds when they experience sexual attraction—just fine until meeting his law school roommate, Foggy, unleashes something within him. Matt struggles to keep his growing feelings and their bloody aftermath in check, all while hiding the true nature of his disease from Foggy. But as the lies and jealousy start to mount, Matt learns there are some status quos that aren’t worth preserving.
[fic by inkforhumanhands, art by thelonebamf]
Podfic of Epistaxis Anime by inkforhumanhands.
Update 12/14/25: Chapter 7 is up!
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Belly Button Fetish/Belly Fetish/Tickle Fetish/Stomach Growl Fetish Art (Boys) by Zazzel
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Tekken (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Original Work, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている。 | Oregairu | My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU (Anime), Turning Red (2022), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), NieR: Automata (Video Game), Final Fantasy XVI
14 Dec 2025
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- Part 6 of Bellybutton Fetish Fluff Craziness
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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ELEMENTAL SHENANIGANS: Youngest Duo (ONESHOT) by Yucinaa_1112
Fandoms: BoBoiBoy (Cartoon), BoBoiBoy (Comics)
14 Dec 2025
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If you know me, I really like writing Duri angst.
BUT... Well today, I present you... A DURI AND (sometimes) SOLAR FLUFF FIC! with crack sprinkled the Gempa™ way while I also crack my girlfriend!
oops who said that
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This is a youngest duo crack & fluff fic (because youngest duo fluff is my will to live)
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"I will kill Voldemort, and I want you to help me."
Riddle raised an eyebrow, Harry leant forward with pleading eyes. This was his favourite Professor, the one who had helped him when others had refused to, and the one who he thought he could trust with his life.
(Or, Harry asks Professor Riddle for help in killing Voldemort, Riddle is endlessly amused.)
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Pen wasn’t used to her drawings coming to life or having a will of it’s own, now she was stuck with something that looked like her crush with separation anxiety.
“What in the unholy heaven is that…?”
“I call him Catlastor.”
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- Part 1 of PaperMate
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When a summoning ritual backfires, charming serial killer/radio host Alastor becomes magically tied to the tiny, exhausted single father he meant to sacrifice.
Now he feels every one of Lucifer’s emotions.“Well, now, isn’t this…delightful,” Alastor murmurs, “is that fury all for me?”
“You bet your stupid smile it is!” Lucifer growls.A curse, a connection, and a city full of shadows.
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A Chatfic before the events of HLST actually happened
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- Part 2 of A Dive Into The Truth
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- 1,101
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If people wanted to believe in some star-crossed romance between a hockey player and a K-pop idol, why not? The rumors were getting him attention anyway, more followers, more sponsors, even fans showing up to games with banners that read “Sunghoon x Sunoo Forever!” Surprisingly, his teammates didn’t tease him for it either.
And, obviously, a huge part of him enjoyed it. Because what kind of idiot hated seeing ship edits of themselves and their favorite K-pop idol?! Not Sunghoon, that’s for sure.
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Rumors spiral of famous hockey player Park Sunghoon and K-pop Idol Kim Sunoo's secret romance. But just how secret was it if Sunghoon was the one that started it all?
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can't be your batman ('cause I be robbin) by Violettavonviolet
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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"That is not Batman."
Tim shrugged. "I dunno. The cowl’s there, he has the shoulders, I see no difference."
"Tim, that is very clearly a cardboard cut-out“
Tim gasped, putting on a bit of a show. He slapped his hands over Batman's 2D cowl ears. "You can't say stuff like that! He can hear you," he hissed.
or: Tim talks to a cardboard cut-out of Batman. He doesn't see any issues with that. Dick disagrees.
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Where do you get off being so god damn beautiful? by evenlessgender, Michael_The_Spiral_Whore
Fandoms: Will Wood and the Tapeworms (Band), Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei | The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, snapcube sonic fandub, Lemon Demon (Musician), Eddsworld - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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The story of how Karl Marx and Will Wood fell in (and out of) love (and then how they fell back in love again) (eventually) (when we get to it) (i'm gonna be real with you we both have adhd we forget about this thing sometimes.)
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Harry Potter and the Escape of the Hood by TheFrogGoesMoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter has lived for years believing his adoptive parents' narrative that he would amount to nothing. But, as a mysterious but friendly stranger barges into his shitty apartment and slimes out his adoptive brother, he becomes privy to world of possibilities.
Now, armed with a new mentor named Papa Dumbles, his piece, and a new dope ass chain (that is as icy as a polar bear), Harry Potter is ready to take on the world.
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Re:Zero has nationality by MiroslavX
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
14 Dec 2025
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Everyone is ridiculously stereotyped to one country. That's it.
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Jiseok glanced at him, then followed the line of his gaze—spotting, barely visible in the darkness, the cluster of small leaves interspersed with tiny, orb-like white berries clinging to the branch directly above them.
His heart did something giddy and mischievous in his chest.
Some wild, vengeful mistletoe makes an attempt on Jooyeon's life.
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- Part 1 of 12 Days of Jooseok
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回到村子里生活，你本以为这辈子就这样得过且过了。
结果过着过着你发现日子居然挺不错？
你把宅基地租给城里来的画家，对方把你的小三楼装成了华丽小别墅。
你打工的甜品店有了稳定的客源，逐渐蒸蒸日上，还跟大胃王客源有只共同抚养的猫。
生活逐渐稳定，家里有人撺掇你跟姓黎的校医好，你不敢高攀高岭之花，躲着对方走，高岭之花就指定你家外卖让你送到学校来。
有人说闲话，暂住在你家的远房表哥负责口吐莲花把人呛呛回去，后来不知道为什么，他们不说你和黎深的，开始说你俩的八卦了。
无论如何，日子真的越过越好了。
再次碰见找你麻烦逼得你从居民楼搬走的坏蛋，你秉持着幸福者退让原则，打算和以前一样忍一时风平浪静，退一步，不远处，你的区长父亲（不是）发力了。
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架空世界，农村入与F5的城乡结合部爱情故事，搞笑向，短打连载中。
我发这篇belike三二一不管了亚拉索 -
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According to God, only one person can prevent a war from happening, and Damian’s it.
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- Part 7 of Unto the Third Generation
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- 4,584
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- 1/1
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The Hard Path by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Dec 2025
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The Man moved closer, even as he tried his best to shake his head and move his blood to protect him. The Man took the jar in a hand, lifting him to eye-level with a grin that looked too big to be comfortable.
Choso wanted to go back to the Woman. He wanted his parents. He wanted to be anywhere but here. He wanted to do anything but tremble lightly in the palm of Noritoshi Kamo.
(Or, the young spirit of an expecting older brother enters Choso's body in the womb and decides the hard path is worth it, if it's for his siblings.)
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"Oh, come on. We aren't friends. You're just using me as a talking dictionary."
"Not a dictionary!" He looks offended, but there's a glint on his eyes that promises more. "A thesaurus!"- Language:
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- 4,761
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How Pike Met Jim by MoonyPin (SMmoony18)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Fusion
14 Dec 2025
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Pike thought he was overseeing a routine diplomatic visit.
Instead, he met Jim Kirk: chaos incarnate, bad influence, and future headache extraordinaire.
Somehow, it only got worse from there.
(He’s still not drinking the tea.)
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- Part 1 of From Scraps to Stars