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a woman poops in a clothing store
not written in a sexual context, but don't read if you're a minor
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- Part 3 of Public Pooping
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When you know the story by heart and yet you can't stop yourself from falling for those on the death list, what do you do?
Change it.
Simple and easy.
But, after being thrown into a world that is not her own, can one girl change the fate of the ones she loves?
Rated for language (Grimmjow) violence (Nnoitra) and a twisted sense of humor (everyone, really).
Set during the Hueco Mundo Arc
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The ninja are living their...ok new lives as teachers of the new and "improved" darklys school for obedient children, except the kids themselves haven't changed at all they're in a living hell. Cole is a victim, Kai is trying his best, Zane is making everything so much worse for everyone around him, Nya's too focused on making everyone like her to realize that she isn't teaching Jack shit, Wus dealing with bills, Lloyd fucked off before they even started with the whole "school" thing, and Jay is-well Jay's actually doing fine he really doesn't care about anything that's happening around him..
Overall they're not doing so hot when suddenly they get invited to do a school field trip to the reclusive Cyrus Borg's tower all the way in Ninjago city!?!?!!?!??!!?
. . . yea they don't really care.
But either way they kinda have to go so they do, but will they be able to fend off the impending threat from a threat thought to be missing like a year ago???? Maybe, they kinda suck but they have a shot
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Just some random F1 ChatFics for ships I like!
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- Part 3 of Random F1 fics!
- Part 1 of Short-Form Fics
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Tonight, We are Friends (aka Alastor found the season 2 leaks) by sylki66
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2025
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Alastor saw the season 2 leaks and is worried. He goes to his friend Rosie to talk about his feelings. Crack treated seriously with meta themes but not exactly meta humor.
Dedicated to all the people who have been waiting a year to talk about the leaks.
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A FKLR unit is assigned to R-14, a facility known for having the highest re-education rate in the Nation, in order to hopefully learn and replicate this process in other facilities. Upon arrival, 22 (now known as FKLR R-1401) meets the facility staff and finds out that the facility is wildly out of Nation regulation. Deciding to confront the site administrator, 22 is hit with the realization that reporting the facility for treasonous acts would affect the high re-education rate of R-14, and reflect poorly on her record.
With this realization (and being put on probation) FKLR R1401 has to adjust and work alongside R-14’s staff.
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Custody Battle by fanficsfreeideas (Mushishield)
Fandoms: InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2025
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Hellverse AU Month day 5. Time Travelers Who Can't Return AU
Kagome becomes the center of a ridiculous cosmic custody battle.
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- 984
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In which the first years have a psychic link, and they use it solely to piss each other off.
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- Part 3 of On being normal
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
05 Nov 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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They fought over a spoon.
They fought over a fish.
They fought over a rock.
But now the battlefield is verbal. The enemy: “jagi” and “hyung”.
One is sweet, soft, and dangerous. The other makes moonjo short-circuit.
No one is safe. Not the spoon. Not the fish. Not even chunky. Especially not their sanity.Series
- Part 5 of love, chaos and chunky
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- English
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- 435
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Jevil becomes the President of the United States by ApacheBeamix
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Political RPF - US 21st c., Video Blogging RPF
05 Nov 2025
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As the 2036 presidential election nears, Democratic President Matthew Patrick and VP Zohran Mamdani have to go on the defensive against a monster-darkner supported revitalized Republican party led by now House Speaker Carol Holiday. Carol's pick for the presidency however, is a bit more chaotic than expected.
Update 11/4/25: Congrats Zohran Mamdani!
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- Part 2 of DeltaMurica
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Sebastian is deprived Tylenol by Urbanshade so he doesn't turn autistic by AnonUmbrella
Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)
05 Nov 2025
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"Wha.. ‘m not turning autistic" He muttered, you can't turn autistic. Especially not from a pain killer- Urbanshade was just being stupid.
"Oh my god this is it. You're going to be autistic for ever. You know they told me it's curable, I'm sure if we just get you to a doctor everything will be fine! Ohhh god-" Painter's voice was fading, the world was spinning faster– he could've sworn he heard a thud.
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I don't support trump and I'm not ableist this is entirely satire I swear
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Insatiable by veelovesrocks
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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A supply chain issue stops Thrawn from receiving his usual shipment of coccaleaf from Wild Space. Eli finds out the caf-like beverage is not made from coffee beans at all.
Day 3 - Insatiable
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- Part 1 of Thrantovember 2025
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Outlaws the Both of Us by Writer_Lethogica for buffaluffalo (werecadet)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
05 Nov 2025
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The more Tommy Kinard dreams about Billy Boils, the more he finds himself wondering if he could reach back out to Evan Buckley.
EXCERPT:
“What was weird?” asked Lucy, sitting down with some atrocious green smoothie.
“Tommy believes that he’s seeing the memories of a past lover of Billy Boils,” announced Melton loud enough for others to hear; to make Tommy sink a bit in his seat because he knew that would land him some stares.
“Damn. Dating one superstitious guy made you really believe, huh?” asked Lucy, taking a large sip of her smoothie before adding, “Maybe I dodged a bullet never dating Buck too.”
“That’s not – I don’t believe,” countered Tommy hesitantly.
Though.
It had been weird.
And.
So real.
And Billy did stop supposedly cursing Evan after Tommy pleaded with Billy to stop at Billy’s grave.
Not that.
Tommy believed he broke the curse.
He hadn’t.
... Had he?
“But you do,” said Lucy, and Tommy didn’t like the smile growing on Lucy’s face, “Buck got you to believe in ghosts.”
“Stop that,” sputtered Tommy, “Don’t say that.”
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- Part 15 of Other BuckTommy Fics
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Robert wants his numbers to look good, and as it turns out Phenomaman responds better to praise.
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This is just a self insert fic w my oc Emry, very author indulgent. Crack fic taken seriously. Can be read as is, or replace Emry w whoever you'd like :) Very canon divergent, I just stole Zer0 and based it in the borderlands universe. Zer0s basically my oc now
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- 832
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Free Gay Cats by natashasperiodblooddrinker
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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These two female lesbian cats do not conform to my CHRISTIAN lifestyle. It's not the way God intended. They lick and sleep with each other all day. Willing to trade with heterosexual cats if you have any.
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y/n gets her life turned upside down when her drug addict mom sells her to the prime defenders for drug money. will she just drag the team down or will she be what ends up saving her idols lives?
i hate myself for writing this.
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- Part 2 of Jrwi crack fics
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How to Fake Falling in Love, Domesticity 101 by CIARAN_JOURNAL
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
05 Nov 2025
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Melinöe thinks this is just a scientific experiment.
The universe thinks otherwise.
Or:
Melinöe asks Moros to be her fake boyfriend for the family dinner because her Mother has been not so subtly asking about her love life status (she has none). And Moros goes with the flow.Series
- Part 2 of Modern AU — Moonlight and Shadow
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Leia is just your normal 24 year old gamer geek girl. There has never been anything special about her. One evening, while walking to get snacks the Three Fates of Greek Mythology decide that she is the one who can help fix the One Piece tapestry of fate. Sent into the one piece world her goal is to make sure Luffy succeeds and saves a few lives along the way.
Of course in this new world she's bound to meet her favorite Anime men... and if she flirts and falls in love, that is just a nice extra bonus. Oh and adopt a few kids.
Fix-it Fic... save Cora and Ace - that is her goal, and maybe a few more along the way... will she be able to accomplish that? Only time will tell.
(Only a basic plan for this fic so nothing is set in stone!)
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- Part 1 of Tapestry of Fate