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Aiku:
omg stop interfering with my relationship
Kaiser:
literally kill yourself
you piss me off
Aiku:
BRO I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING?
Sendou:
Guys dont be mean to my boyfriend 🥺
Shidou:
ugly ahh couple
Karasu:
Its not even beauty and the beast
Its just beast x2
Sendou:
wdym I’m literally a 10
Sae:
No you’re not
shut the fuck up
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Ts for some reason has angst
Don’t question itAlso I’m not funny 💔
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Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures by Winged_Python
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Rain World (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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In which the author, in an effort to stave off writers block, makes something so deep into crack crossover territory they can’t tell what’s ironic anymore.
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A collection of short stories about Rod and Nicky learning to live as a married couple.
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Quiet by blatantoblivion
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Homestuck, Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2025
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Co-creator : my irl friend (PussyFlapson on Ao3)
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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You're my paranormal paramour! by Kalte
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jun 2025
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SatoSugu are part-time self-titled amateur 'ghost hunters' and college students trying their hardest to awkwardly skirt around the feelings they do absolutely not have for each other.
It all comes to a head one day when they actually find their first piece of serious supernatural evidence.
Heavily inspired by the BuzzFeed Unsolved videos, which are the vibes I'm going for with this!
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What if a bunch of talented imps decided to defy Hell's natural hierarchy and try to make a name for themselves? That's the concept Keep has pitched to the Vees for a new show, Helluva Boss. And to make it even more immersive for viewers and actors alike, the main characters will be given the same name and similar background elements as their actors...
(Admittedly, she was hungover when she pitched this idea, but Valentino seemed to appreciate it, so why not?)
That's not to say that the characters are exactly like their actors, though...
Sweet, shy, nerdy librarian Blitz has had a crush on Stolas Goetia for years. Not only is the guy gorgeous, but he's chosen to turn his back on his Royal family to become an actor. Needless to say, when Blitz is hired to play the Prince's lover, the irony of the situation is not lost on him.
But he can play the part and bury that stupid crush deep inside.
Never mind that Stolas turns out to be a good guy behind his bad-boy-fresh-out-of-rehab facade. Or that they’re quickly becoming friends. Someone like Stolas would never be interested in someone like him. In the show, sure, but that's Hell. This kind of thing just doesn't happen...
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A few years ago the brothers kidnapped this random little boy now they have another human to share the religion with….
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- 1,335
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Mycelium Men, The Rot in My Heart by HectorBomb, KingFranPetty
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
24 Jun 2025
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You are sold to The Mycelium Men.
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Tim Drake is in love with Danny Fenton, the bumbling, disastrous superhero known as Phantom. While Phantom is a competent ghost with a knack for saving the world, Danny is a total mess in everyday life, constantly setting things on fire, failing at basic tasks, and struggling with sleep. But Tim loves every chaotic, pathetic moment of it.
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Lando felt his jaw tighten. He opened his mouth, ready to give the usual diplomatic answer—something about maximizing every opportunity and doing his job when it mattered.
And then Chat appeared.
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald cope seethe harder + skill issue + no podiums + ratio + not based + ok and? + u fell off like danny ric + zak pays for ur seat and ur still mid + failed mullet + mclaren downgrade + bottled russia 2021 + washed + ur hairline’s doing track limits + saw ur quali lap btw + ur helmet’s ugly + oscar would never + u got overtaken by stroll + ur tiktok edits are mid + never heard of u until dts + i drive better on mario kart + p12 behavior + max would’ve sent it + go back to tarkov + the hood watches liam lawson now + 0 WDCs + u drive a vw golf + i asked lewis and he said u suck + u sound like baby kermit + get good
Lando stared at the message scrolling across his vision, mouth slightly open. His own brain roasting him harder than any journalist ever could was almost impressive. Almost.
"Whoever called me washed, fuck you," he muttered under his breath.
The room went dead silent.
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god grant us a pope who memes by lily_winterwood
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris, Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
25 Jun 2025
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Remember the insanity of Conclave (2025)?
Now imagine what the in-universe social media would've looked like for Conclave (2024).
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- Part 13 of the lily winterwood cinematic multiverse
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Ignorance Upholds Gods by prettypinkevisceration
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Original Work
25 Jun 2025
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This is not my story.
This is the story of Abigail, an eleven year old girl with long blonde braids that fell over her too broad shoulders and spotty freckles that covered her cheeks.
She was wonderful and messy and so very, very insignificant.
Her front tooth was chipped and she could whistle the most beautiful melodies. Some days she would spend the whole afternoon simply singing into the air.
Abigail was the impeccable model of a perfectly imperfect human, a child both ignorant and informed.
But Abigail was sad. She wasn’t supposed to be sad, no, she was young and innocent and happy. She was supposed to be a child, and we ruined her.
We violated her happiness and her health and her music and her youth in the most revolting of ways.
So, when she finally kneeled over and puked and sobbed and retched and cried, we simply stood there and watched as the child we’d puked and sobbed and retched and cried on curled in on herself and realized.
Now Abigail is dead.
This is my story.
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Thirst Trap by JieJie_gigi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jun 2025
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Megumi is a vampire who’s spent his whole life hiding in the shadows of human judgment — until a bright-eyed firefighter crashes into his world and refuses to leave.
AU: vampire veterinary student Megumi x firefighter Yuuji
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Read Me Like a Book by Trashydoll17
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) RPF, Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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The elevator is quiet, the kind of quiet that makes every breath feel too loud. Sieun keeps his eyes glued to the floor numbers, hyper-aware of Suho standing beside him, close, but not too close.
Then someone shoves their way in.
A sudden jolt, and Suho stumbles, his hand slamming against the wall just above Sieun’s shoulder. The other lands on the opposite side, caging him in.
Sieun’s breath catches.
Suho’s chest is inches from his. His eyes are wide, lips slightly parted like he didn’t mean for any of this to happen.
And then—
The thoughts hit.
“Shit—too close—he smells good, why does he always smell good—don’t look at his mouth—don’t think about kissing him—move, Suho, move—”
Sieun goes stiff.
His brain short-circuits. His face is burning. He slams the button for the next floor like it’s a fire alarm and blurts, “I forgot something,” without even knowing what.
The second the doors open, he bolts.
Behind him, he hears one last thought echo in Suho’s voice.
“Smooth. Real smooth.”
Cherry Magic AU
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- Part 6 of Weak Hero Stories
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nothing to lose but inhibitions and several billion dollars by evilhomestereo
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
25 Jun 2025
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dream blunt rotation with waystar royco’s nepotism incarnates.
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- 742
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One-Punch Human: The Crescent City Adventure by Anonymous
Fandoms: Crescent City Series - Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
25 Jun 2025
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How a "normal" woman single handedly manages to destroy an empire, become the face of the Human revolution, and beats up not just hundreds years old Fae but shifters, angels, and more!
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- Part 2 of The One-Punch Human universe
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Stanley's Paradise AU by Multi_Fandom_Weird0
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Kaiju Paradise (Roblox)
25 Jun 2025
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After the destruction of the Parable, Stanley and Narrator run across an abandoned facility. Some terrible things would happen within this place. The elevator is broken. They can't leave. Hey... what's an Raytraxian? Seems like something important, but if you play modern Kaiju Paradise you'll know!
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Boku No Hero Academia - The Lavender Recoil (Version 2) by GgAcerola1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2025
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"How did I end up here again?"
Just that morning, he had the Final Exams with his class. What should probably have ended Minoru's career before it ever started, end up with him... Managing to actually beat Midnight! And then, after Homeroom, he was even congratulated by Nedzu himself. What an amazing first half for a day, no?
Once he was back, and eating dinner, the girls of 1-A -AKA, Jirou- were going to prank him with him eating some blood in a burger steak... And accidentally, he would soon discover his Quirk was not what it seemed at all. And for once, his mind, constantly foggy with sexual thoughts were finally under his control, as long as he kept his cool.
And then, soon when the new dorms were implemented... He was instead not going to be with his class at all. But with 1-B's female dorm. And now would live with them for what might be the rest of the year.
He was like. 19. But... If they don't mind him being around, then he'll do his best to make sure his perviness is under control while being their friend!
... He just didn't expect he would end up slowly charming all seven of them.
Oh boy.
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V2. I liked the idea of the original... But this one has more drama.
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- Part 2 of Lavender Recoil - Versions
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Kaz Kaan notes some strange behavior in friends and other stuff around him…
Suprise suprise, it’s a demon!
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What if Neo Yokio was made in 2025? (and brainrotted?)- Language:
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