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“Don’t kill me,” Soap blurts out and, Christ, that was not a good start. Ghost raises a brow, waiting for the bomb to drop. “But, uh, want to be my boyfriend?”
when soap invites ghost back home to scotland for a week, ghost hadn't imagined he would wind up in a fake dating scheme to trick soap's family, of all people. it also doesn't help that he's head over heels in love with soap, of all people.
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I'm so soft for these fuckers
“How do you feel about holding hands?” Soap asks him, after a beat. “I’m okay with it.”
Ghost frowns out the window, trying to dull the thud of his heart in his chest. “It should be fine,” he says. “Just don’t yank me around like a fuckin’ dog.”
“Oi.”
“Sorry, I meant, don’t go yanking me around like you’re a fuckin’ dog and I’m holding your chain.”
“Dickheed,” Soap huffs, petulantly. “M’ not a mutt,”
“Down, lad,” Ghost murmurs and smirks at the sound of Soap sputtering in indignation.
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“西历2019年……”
黑羽：“？”
“……1月6日下午3点51分12.06秒，”
熟悉的声音随着门把转动清晰起来，最不想见的昔日同学倚着门框，笑着朝他示意，合上怀表。
“前来应聘的，白马探。”
黑羽把咖啡喝到了鼻子里。——
经纪人白马 x 魔术师黑羽，原著未来向，讲的是 MK 主线结束后，七年未曾见面，24岁又重逢的白黑酱，一起踏上旅途的故事。Series
- Part 1 of 愚者的旅行
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Uncle Peter Doesn't Date by Mellow (SweetCandy)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV), teen wolf - Fandom
02 Apr 2023
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Yang has a secret, one that she can't allow her friends to discover. But when Jaune Arc finds out what she is hiding, she is caught in his insidious web of manipulation and forced favors...
...at least, that's what she keeps telling herself.
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Guest1025 — 8m ago
★★☆☆☆ (2.0)Hanuel Bookstore & Café is a little shop owned by Kim Seungmin. Although it was set in the most busiest streets in Seoul, the shop barely gets any attention. Therefore, Seungmin spends most of his time alone, procrastinating on his chair.
Guest922 — 1s ago
★★★★★ (5.0)One day, he finally got a regular customer! But at what cost? The customer was often rude towards Seungmin even though he didn't do anything wrong. Seungmin thought that he'd lose his sanity if the rude customer comes again and become a regular, turns out he'd end up falling into a spiral of- love?
a short model lee minho x broke & flopping small business owner kim seungmin au
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The Hour After by selfdivination
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Mar 2025
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Alberu took Cale's empty right hand and lifted it so he could press a firmer kiss to the centre of his palm. Alberu kept the redhead's hand against his face and tangled their fingers together as he made eye contact with Cale.
"Perhaps I could convince you?"
"Haah," Despite the exasperated sigh, the corner of Cale's lips twitched upwards at the titillating sight. "Do your worst."
…In which, the two men spend quality time together after an exhausting day.
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The Tea Pixie of Gotham City by Rierse
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DCU, Maribat - Fandom, Batman - All Media Types
19 Apr 2025
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Jason Todd finds an odd sort of woman in Gotham. She has a thing for tea—and villains. He also meets a girl who makes his heart beat a little harder and a little faster. Duke thinks they are the same person, but that kid spends too much time in the daylight.
Marinette has a plan. Green tea for everyone. Gotham needs a Detox. But there is something weird about her 'transformation'. She isn't trying to hide, so why doesn't anyone recognize her?
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Eddie goes to Texas for four months and Buck makes it’s all of two weeks before he finds the need for a new hobby, sourdough!
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It’s almost the eve of the 25th, usually when Alfred would want them to be in the manor for a Christmas dinner. His boyfriends insisted that they head in first before him and that he should bring the presents in when he arrives. Which leads him to look at the ugly Christmas sweater Dick and Jason made together for him to wear.
According to them, all three of them will match but he’s yet to see what their shirts had on them. Based on his current context, the words “I am Santa” does make sense since he’s bringing their presents and all that. So he shrugs it off and prepares for a long relaxing bath before he’s subjected to a whole night of socializing with their family.
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insane (dearly beloved!) by D_captain
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, HiGH&LOW: the Story of S.W.O.R.D. (TV), Haikyuu!!, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Twilight Series - All Media Types, 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, Divergent Series - Veronica Roth, Wind Breaker (Anime), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong, Dream SMP
16 Jun 2025
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"Hello, it's nice to meet you (hello)
Oh, can you tell me where I am?"》✦《
Or: quotes that no one read at my fanfics but could happen.
(And Moss argues, and Moss cries, and Moss laughs, and Moss jokes.)
"Fuck it.""Why not fuck everythin' up, could be fun."Fate and Death grinned maniacally, and Moss joined in.Series
- Part 1 of Not-so-Deathly Moss
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“Stop interrupting me. Hence, they are offering you a war prize. You have no spouse, no concubines, nothing. You must be dying of sexual frustration.”
Wei Wuxian is pretty sure he is turning bright red. “Wen Qing!” he hisses.
Wen Qing shrugs. “Not my words. Their letter was polite but not subtle. They are offering you a war prize. Take it.”
Wei Wuxian's life was going fine in the Burial Mounds. And then the Sects decided to torment him with war prizes.
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During the hearing in front of the entire Wizengamot, Harry asks one simple question. Because of that, things change.
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Jason and His Boys by elluv_asun
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
13 Mar 2024
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All stories about Jason interacting with his crew. They're not all boys, but they are all His Boys, thank you for understanding
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{
“So, which one is it?” Jason had a look in his eyes that was oddly familiar to something he’d seen in Dick’s, and Tim leaned away again, now suspicious.
“Which one is what?” He asked cautiously.
“Which of your little Titans are you getting down and dirty with?” Jason asked, a smirk now stretched wide across his face, and Tim choked on his next inhale.
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Jason laughs himself right out of Pit Rage, all thanks to Tim’s boyfriend.
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Who the hell is Izuku Yamazawa? by T_gasoline_B
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Nov 2021
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There was something... odd about Izuku Yamazawa.
He was extremely friendly, but also quiet and monotone.
His smiles were small but extremely warm... except when his glare was harsh and his smirk was cold.
He seemed close with the teachers, but no one ever saw him talk to them in a personal way.
Class 1-A felt like they were close with Yamazawa, but also knew nothing about him.Or: 4+1 of Izuku being EraserMic's biological child and Shinsou's cousin, Class 1-A being confused, minor SparkNotes, and Todoroki being the conspiracy theorist we all know and love.
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- Part 2 of Fanfics Inspired by Other Fanfics
- Part 1 of Secret Love Child...
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When Robin jumps in front of Batman to protect him from Darkseid’s Omega Beam, he expects death, to see the light and then nothing else. What he doesn’t expect is to wake up in his ten-year-old self. He especially doesn’t expect the power to time travel at will.
Cue shenanigans as he tries to shape the world into his liking, one saved life or relationship at a time. Gotham’s never had a more accurate fortune teller. They're lucky Tim chooses not to be a supervillain.
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Gotham’s fortune teller brings the Batfamily home (and saves many along the way)
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Tim time travels
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you're not welcome (i'm the one you should fear) by aroace_nonbee, D_captain
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Jun 2025
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"Usually, I'm very kind to others
But I won't think twice if you step to me or mine"》👾《
Moss reincarnates again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again but they work in a casino.
Or: they were a mercenary, but a crime boss picked interest and now they’re working in a casino, being a vigilante is just their casual hobby.
(And Moss is an alien, and Moss is a healer, and Moss has weird friends, and Moss just wanted to drink coffee, and Moss has a
childbrother, and Moss may or may not be an arsonist.)Alternative name: Moss and the Pog Alien.
(The Nobody)Series
- Part 35 of Not-so-Deathly Moss
- Part 5 of Moss and the Deathly Hero/Vigilante
- Part 6 of Moss and the Deathly Non-Human
- Part 2 of Moss and the Deathly Blocks
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"Society is suckin' on your dick
And since I got a pussy, I'm a bitch"》⏳《
She died. Until she woke up.
Or: Leah Clearwater's time travel story.
(And a 'what if' full of crack and fix-it… sorta.)
Alternative name: Resonat Lunae.
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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we’re both demons from hell (but maybe we don’t have to be lonely anymore) by moonlightcello7
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
02 Feb 2025
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Odysseus is lucky enough to not be sent to Ogygia, and instead of finding himself trapped for seven years, he finds himself back in Scylla’s lair. Instead of being eaten, however, he finds Scylla really is just like him- she was forced to change to survive, and she just wants a friend. She is more than willing to take him back to Ithaca- and fun fact, 108 is perfectly divisible by six.
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we’re both demons from hell (but maybe we don’t have to be lonely anymore)
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