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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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Crash UTRH au self indulgence
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OM G WHAT ISZZAT?
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“Ah, thank you very much for coming. It's been quite awhile since I've streamed, I'm surprised more than ten people showed up to be honest.” Till puts his guitar to the side before coming closer to the camera. Positioning himself now so that only his face could be seen.
Stream Unknown: sir?? Are the 60k followers of yours a joke to you??
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ssso cute but navi and ivan is so obvious why is till stupid /pos
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It makes hella sense for this to be the no.1 ivantill
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I Am You and You Are Me by ChuuyasPinkMotorcycle
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Jul 2023
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Never in all his predictions did Dazai Osamu think he would be seeing this.
Sitting across from him is… himself.
Or, rather, the Port Mafia version of himself from the Beast universe that he had made for Odasaku.
Or: the characters from the Beast AU are teleported to the real world, forcing some strange interactions and a co-op mission between them all.
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The man stared at Hannibal, eyes roaming over him before returning to recapture his gaze. Hannibal chose this moment to speak again.
“A late-night stroll has proved to be a useful activity to destress from the woes of my daily profession–”
“You’re dumpin’ a body in the bayou,” The man, Will, interrupted, his voice thick with the local cadence and accent. He glanced over Hannibal's shoulder at the bag.
“I figure this is an irrelevant detail,” Hannibal purred, like a cat flicking its tail around, eyes shining. Will continued to stare, his arm not wavering from his target. Hannibal raised his chin, casting his gaze to the ground behind Will. Will’s eyes drifted to the bag still slung over Hannibal’s shoulder. “It’d be a shame to kill me with a gun.” Will brought his focus back to Hannibal. “Very impersonal, let alone intimate.”
“You’ve done this before,” Will slowly let his arm fall to his side. “The offer still stand?”
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Set 10 years before the start of the show, Will and Hannibal meet in the dead of night while dumping the bodies of their respective victims in the same place.
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- Part 1 of Dianthus Barbatus
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Disclosed Regrets by HuaisangsIntellect
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2023
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One typical, ordinary morning, the entirety of the cultivation world awaken in a strange room resembling that of the Burial Mounds. Wei Wuxian, as usual, is the prime suspect for their mysterious appearance. Although...
"Shijie...?"
"A-Xian!" "Wei Ying!" "Wei Wuxian!"
What entity transported them into that strange room, and for what purpose? And someone PLEASE explain to Jiang Wanyin why Wen Ruohan is having the time of his life right now..!!
And most importantly, why are both Wei Wuxian's past AND thoughts being broadcasted to everyone? And why, for the last time, are all of the supposedly-dead people (including the bad guys) alive again?
(Or: The characters of Mo Dao Zu Shi watch Mo Dao Zu Shi)
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- Part 2 of Mo Dao Zu Shi fics
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- 32/?
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Fate on the Star Rail by Monccat
Fandoms: Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works (Anime 2014), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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The Astral Express's newest members, whose stories unfold as they travel together— bound by fate, for however long it lasts.
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Six months ago, Jason Todd and Tim Drake disappeared without a trace. Their family has been worried sick about them, but to their relief, the two middle children return abruptly and...unharmed?
It is quickly discovered that the two are not the same boys anymore. They're closer (since when did they openly just hug each other like that), much better
more viciousat fighting (concerningly so), and...wait...why do they have dinosaurs? Why did Tim just kill Jason!? What is going on, and what are the consequences of their mysterious journey? Will Gotham ever be the same?Or:
Jason and Tim get transported to the start of the ARK: Survival Evolved and had to battle through each world to get back home. The video game vibes don't go away, and they make it literally everyone's problem. They don't need "help" or "therapy", but they're pretty sure the rest of the family does. All that Jason and Tim are game for is reigning their unique brand of chaos and fun onto Gotham's unsuspecting populations, consequences be damned. It's not their fault that Bruce is crying and Dick looks about one wrong move away from growing gray hairs. Get with the program!
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CANNOT take this seriously. 10/10
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(not so) secret mission by haikyuu_viera347
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
03 Mar 2025
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“That’s nice” She said awkwardly, “Erm, well you two can sit next to Saiki at the back,”
‘Saiki?’
‘Saiki?’
Both of their heads raised to look at him.
Maybe he did have something to do with their mission.
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Once upon a time, Eddie Diaz was a little boy in El Paso whose abuela read him fairy tales and told him if he was brave and kind and generous, he’d find a beautiful princess to live happily ever after with. The thirty-three year old Eddie Diaz in Los Angeles hasn’t thought about princesses in a hot sec, because his own kid preferred dinosaurs, and anyway, if he’s ever indulging in fantasies of happily ever after? It’s not with a princess. Not even close.
or, jee-yun buckley-han's third birthday party is in dire need of some fairy tale magic and buck's attempt to save the day might just be the thing that finally kills eddie
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Everybody Wants You by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Animated Universe
09 Jan 2017
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A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne.
Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.
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“What? No, it’s totally normal!” Zack insists. He gestures at the rest of his, not to brag, very comfortable bed, and whips the puppy eyes out without a second thought. “C’monnn, Spike! I’m deprived!”
“Oh, deprived? Big word, dumbass,” Cloud deadpans, crooking a brow at him. He is utterly unmoved by the welcoming arrangement of pillows and blankets collected around Zack, or the snack stash basket in Zack’s lap. “Not falling for it.”
“Cloud.” Zack sits up with a very serious look. “Would I ever lie to you?”
“Absolutely,” Cloud answers without a second thought
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Zack does his best to convince Cloud that platonic cuddling is totally a thing bros do, and they're the best of bros, so obviously they have to do it!
Well. Now he's cuddling his crush regularly, and slowly going insane.
(Zack and Cloud will get to that romantic relationsip eventually, but the road there is kinda stupid)-
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Followed, Liked, Subscribed by miss_universe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2025
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“Thank you to Liusu Mianhua for the donation, would you ever date Cucumber Bro? Is that even a question?!”
Shen Yuan nodded absently. Of course not, Luo Binghe could have a thousand girlfriends, why in the world would he even think about—
“ABSOLUTELY I WOULD.” Luo Binghe almost shouted, leaning so far into his mic that the words were almost incomprehensible, slamming his hands on his desk.
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- Part 1 of wait, is this live?
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The LAFD owns a series of utility trailers for the use of doing fire safety demonstrations at local schools. Not anything fancy, just a couch, a lamp, maybe a coffee table. Eddie has never really gotten the point - all they do is light the interior on fire and then put it out - it’s meant to show how quickly a room can ignite.
Through the years, Buck and Eddie have used this space as somewhere to go when they need privacy. It’s the space where Buck and Eddie go to be BuckandEddie.
The thing about the fire safety demonstration trailer, and their school fire safety demonstrations in general, is that they were always always scheduled well in advance and that information was relayed to everyone on that shift - on Bobby’s watch anyway.
Clearly, the B-shift captain did things differently.Or
Buck and Eddie get trapped in a utility trailer, accidentally come out to the entire B-shift of the 118, and mildly traumatize their son in the process.
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Show The Screenshots by A_Non_ymousWriter
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Aug 2024
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When a rogue foreign System sends out a subtle virus, some outsiders are shown chat messages between a certain two transmigrators and their Systems.
AirplaneBro: nah dude shen jiu would never lay a hand on his female disciples like that, hes gay
Liu Qingge tripped on thin air while Mu Qingfang choked on his tea as Shang Qinghua (their god? creator??) casually shattered their view of their original Shen Qingiu. The fake Shen Qingqiu at least, was sharing their shock.
CucumberBro: EXCUSE ME WHAT??
CucumberBro: The fuck he is?!?! He literally GOES TO BROTHELS! LIU QINGGE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH A WOMAN THAT ONE TIME?AirplaneBro: aight bro buckle the fuck up cuz imma take u on a joyride all about shen jiu >:)
Binghes#1Fan: I don't want to send Binghe into the Abyss...
System 2: User must comply, if User cannot do the task User will be punished and the account will be terminated.
Mobeis #1Fan: sorry bro unless ur okay w being ded af u gotta push binghe into the abyss
Ning Yingying's fists clenched. Okay, so trying to get Yuan-ge and A-Luo together would be harder than she thought.
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- Part 1 of Show The Cultivators
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Cpt:17 read Cpt:18 next
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The Path Not Taken by xfphile
Fandom: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
08 Jul 2025
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by."
(a series of unconnected one-shots, primarily subverting common/popular fic tropes)
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Part 5
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**SPOILERS FOR SUPERMAN 2025!**
Twitter/X of the DCU reacts to the events of Superman (2025)
jen is on vacation @tennisgirllll
i’d join superman’s harem-
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How to Train Your Zhongli (You Don't) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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It wasn’t just the horns (which were sharp, curved, and hotter than they should legally be), or the tail (which he might have asked to use once or twice, shut up), or the claws (that traced his ribs with agonizing care).
It was the way Zhongli held him like something fragile. As if the dragon in him was real, but so was the man.“I am ancient,” Zhongli whispered one night, voice low, curled around Childe in a nest of golden scales and silk sheets. “I am not built to love like mortals do. But I would burn this world if you asked me to.”
Childe blinked. “Okay but like. Let’s not burn things.”
“I could just maim a few people.”
“No.”
“A minor geological catastrophe.”
“Zhongli.”
“I’ll write you a poem instead.”
In which Zhongli forgets how to human and Childe forgets how to breathe.
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- Part 20 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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Being a killer in that forsaken place was... entertaining, at best.
Especially considering that—unlike the survivors, who were painfully aware of every second spent in that hell—the killers had been stripped of any ability to perceive rounds.
They just knew they were there for a single purpose, with no capacity to question it. And they had no issue indulging in it over and over again.But one thing they all agreed on was: the food situation in that place sucked.
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Or: The Spectre thinks it would be fun to let the killers kidnap a certain pizza guy so they can eat a decent meal for once.Or or: I made a crack fic to beat up writting block and poor Elliot has to suffer.
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I need to regulate his sugar intake by camiestories
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jun 2025
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Today, the Flash is early to a meeting.
Maybe that should have been his clue that the day would go wrong.
Or, yet another Robin meets the justice league.
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The Dating Game by aynchent
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
09 Apr 2025
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Now Advertising:
Get ready for the thrill of your lives. No seriously, you know Kim Soleum? The monster rookie? He's appearing on our brand new dating show. With some of his current and former colleauges!
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I LOVE THIS FIC AHHH