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• A Comprehensive Audit of Gotham’s Most Unorthodox Startup: A Wayne Family Dinner by Viwiel

  Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types  

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  16 Jul 2025

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  • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
  • Tim Drake & Jason Todd
  • Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd
  • Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne (background)
  • Batfamily (DCU) - Relationship
  • Talia Al Ghul & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne (implied)
  • Jason Todd
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Tim Drake
  • Dick Grayson
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Damian Wayne (Mentioned)
  • Talia Al Ghul (referred to in passing)
  • batfamily dynamics
  • Family Dynamics
  • Bruce Wayne & His Many Problem Children
  • Sibling Rivalry
  • Humor
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Wayne Enterprises (DCU)
  • Red Hood Crime Empire
  • Criminal Enterprise With Benefits
  • OSHA Compliant Crime
  • Jason Todd is a Menace
  • Tim Drake Contemplates Fratricide
  • Dick Grayson Continues Being the Epitome of Unhelpful
  • Alfred Pennyworth is a Saint
  • alfred deserves a raise
  • bruce needs a drink
  • The Intervention That Backfired
  • HR Department for Henchpeople
  • Organized Crime with Emphasis on Organized
  • Lighthearted Crime
  • The Tick is Back
  • No Beta (We Die Like Tim's Will to Live In This One)

  Summary

  Red Hood out-corporates Wayne Enterprises with better benefits packages, triggering the most surreal intervention in Batfamily history. Alfred is this close to taking away everyone's steak knives.

   

  (In which Jason Todd takes "crime is just capitalism without rules" far too literally and creates Gotham's first Fortune 500 villain operation.)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Performance Review Pending: A Wayne Family Business Saga

  Language:

  English

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