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Paging His Holiness by jlcjmzx
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2025
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Dr Aziraphale Fell is new to St James' hospital and immediately finds himself in some sort of rivalry with the most senior nurse in the Accident and Emergency department.
Anthony Crowley ("Just Crowley - first name me and I'll spit in your coffee") is a night shift nurse who's seen and done it all and stopped pretending to care about management since graduating. Policy is optional. He runs on instinct, caffeine and pure spite. He has absolutely no time for posh doctors with their noses in textbooks who look like they've never gotten their hands dirty before.
Equally, Aziraphale has no tolerance for overconfident, sharp tongued nurses who run their mouths and forget to fill out their paperwork.
So - recipe for disaster then, really.
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Reprise by FeralTuxedo for TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Nov 2024
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When young bassist Aziraphale is booked to join a former rock star’s comeback band, he is over the moon. Until he actually meets the man, the legend, the absolute nightmare that is Anthony Crowley.
A rock band AU.
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Heaven is toxic.
Hell is toxic.
But She is love and light and all things good, and She has a plan. He’s just not big enough to understand that plan. So he clings to that faith like a frayed thread, twisting it between his fingers lest he loses his grip.
Aziraphale tests his faith to breaking point and Crowley waits for his return.
This is some self-indulgent introspective angst. I apologise for nothing.
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Things That Don't Go Bump In The Night by WaitingToBeBroken for foolishlovers
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley investigate the most haunted place in all of England and discover more than they expected.
Well. That, and all the ghosts, of course.
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- Part 5 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Crowley proposes to Aziraphale using his beloved Jane Austen. But it's very different from how Aziraphale hoped...
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[PODFIC] That Berry Ice Cream by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
There was a brief silence.
“Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.
Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
It was—unreasonably suggestive.
His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of course he was blushing.
‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.
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That Berry Ice Cream by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
There was a brief silence.
“Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.
Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
It was—unreasonably suggestive.
His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of course he was blushing.
‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.
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Миф о Нарциссе by fandom Good Omens 2023 (team_Good_Omens), orangesodaa
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2023
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1829 год, тайное свидание на балконе особняка. Ангел и демон в отражении на застекленной двери. Воспоминания о прошлом, взаимные подначивания и надежды на будущую встречу.
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[Podfic] Cuddle Problem by ineffably (seeking_semperfiona) for DevilWithABirdDress
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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“At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”
“Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”
Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?
Podfic of Cuddle Problem by DandelionDrabbles (AnonymousDandelion).
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Cuddle Problem by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 May 2022
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“At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”
“Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”
Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?
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the very 'first' 'night' of the rest of their 'deaths' by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.
Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives
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- Part 16 of backwards omens
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the 'start' of the world by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.
Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father
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- Part 15 of backwards omens
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hail the 'little' beast 'disgorge' of worlds & crowley's 'resistant' body by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.
Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession
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- Part 14 of backwards omens
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the 'extinguished' plant shop & crowley's 'body' & the 'non'-possession of madame tracy by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession
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- Part 13 of backwards omens
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easy (hard) times by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 May 2021
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Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?
Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Series
- Part 10 of backwards omens
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Family Reunion by Ineffable_Bullshit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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For the first time in his very long existence Crowley believes that they might be left alone for the time being - Of course that’s when Gabriel decided to speak up
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Crowley's been wanting to tell off Gabriel for millennia after the trials he finally gets his opportunity.
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[Podfic] Untitled by Djapchan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jan 2021
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lyricwritesprose's summary:
Crowley wants Aziraphale to play a video game. Crowley wants Aziraphale to play one video game in particular. It'll bring out a side of him that Crowley loves to see.
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Christmas in Tadfield by SentientBentley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Dec 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley travel to Tadfield to spend Christmas with Anathema, Newt, and The Them. Crowley hasn’t let go of the suspicion that Hell could still be on his tail. Aziraphale is determined to have a good time. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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- Part 2 of Christmas in Tadfield
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Snowdrops & Mistletoe by SentientBentley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Nov 2020
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Crowley hasn’t been himself lately, and Aziraphale is concerned. He tries to cheer him up, but it doesn’t go exactly as planned. There’s also the not-so-small issue of not having talked yet about the nature of their new relationship after the ApocaDon’t. Can the Husbands work things out and discover their own version of holiday cheer?
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- Part 1 of Christmas in Tadfield
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1793 - Aziraphale hadn't always been so cautious of loving Crowley. For the longest time Crowley excuses himself for the simple fact that he's a demon.
After Armageddon, well, it has been a long time since Crowley has regretted it all.