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    Chloe gets a used car. She finds an old Black 1962, Chevrolet Corvette It certainly has personality and charm.... but handles like the Devil

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    Lucifer deals with his celestial family and becomes closer to his adopted human family and friends

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    I’ll be the son that you always wanted me to be. I’ll do as you ask... go where you want me to...

     


    Lucifer offered his Dad a blank check — but what if God's terms were more ruthless? As in, Lucifer's permanent return to Hell and Chloe being forced to forget her unforgettable partner.

     


    #FullMoonJune – Day 27 – Memory

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    A lowly double bed closes the door on one promise, while opening a door to a new one. There is no going backwards.

    Or...

    Stuck together sharing a bed overnight, Chloe and Dan are forced to confront their changed relationship. Meanwhile, Lucifer experiences some new feelings of his own.

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    He really hadn't expected any of this to happen, but he shouldn't be too surprised - Always expect the unexpected when it comes to Lucifer Morningstar.

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    Chloe Decker is persona non-grata at the LAPD due to the fallout from the Palmetto affair. Tired of the hostile, toxic work environment, she transfers to the Metro Division and becomes a K9 Officer.
    Lucifer Morningstar, the Original Fallen Angel, had been enjoying his retirement in Los Angeles, wallowing in all the sins and desires of the city's many residents, granting favors, fulfilling desires, and losing himself in a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs, and rock and roll...until he runs afoul of a powerful witch who curses him, binding him into the form of a large, black dog.
    Chloe has no idea what to make of the K9 partner assigned to her. He's large. He's black. He's terrifyingly powerful and frighteningly smart, and more than a little unsettling. The fact that his name is Lucifer doesn't help.
    In spite of that, they work well together, well enough that Lt. Monroe asks Chloe to come back - with her K9 partner. With the ghost of Palmetto still haunting her, Chloe decides to take another crack at solving the case once and for all. Meanwhile, Lucifer just wants to break the curse and get back to his life as the billionaire playboy devil.
    Fate however, has other plans.

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    With Cain smote to oblivion, Chloe and Lucifer are finally getting the chance to learn what it's like to be together. Both are happier than they've ever been, seemingly with everything they could want. Of course, there is nothing normal about them: Chloe has developed certain celestial abilities that nobody seems to fully understand. Lucifer has regained his Lightbringer abilities. And they can pray to one another.

    Now they just have to work out how to navigate their new level of partnership through a new arson case, a creepy priest who knows far too much about the Devil, and old flames dropping in out of nowhere. But as long as they stick together, there is nothing they can't accomplish and overcome.

    Right?


    ***Now complete!***

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    After a heated argument over dinner between Dan and Lucifer during S1 Episode 10, ‘Pops’, which ends with a few harsh words from Dan, Chloe goes to comfort her partner.

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    There are more screams and hurried footsteps as people run away from the dance floor.

    Lucifer doesn’t know what to do. Should he be running too? From what? That woman seemed to be afraid of him, not something behind him. Nothing makes sense. 

    But then he hears it.

    “The devil! Evil is here!”

    Lucifer suddenly can’t move. All these people are terrified.
    They are terrified of him, because they know who he is, what he is.

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    A deckerstar AU where all of humanity know that Lucifer is the devil. So when Chloe gets drunk and wakes up in the devils bed, fully clothed and very scared and confused, will she run or will she see past the stories she thinks she knows about him? Filled with both of them needing a hug, angst, and fluff.

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    Chloe knew that her partner was into some shady stuff but she never thought that he would stoop as low as murder. But she couldn't deny the facts in front of her: he killed the preacher and then dropped off the face of the Earth. Lucifer Morningstar was guilty and she couldn't find him anywhere.

    A what if fic based on if Lucifer has returned to Hell at the end of Season 1.

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    Lt. James Rodrigues wurde frisch nach LA versetzt und das erste was er tut ist sich vor dem gesamten Revier bloß zu stellen. Ohne Detektiv Chloe Decker wäre er in naher Zukunft nicht einmal in der Lage gewesen einen Raum zu betreten ohne dafür zu sorgen das alle im Raum sich vor lachen auf dem Boden wälzen.
    Da ist es doch nur verständlich das er Gefühle für sie hegt. Richtig?
    Das Problem war der Teufel, ihr abwesender Partner, den sie offensichtlich liebte.

    Währenddessen müssen sich die Engel damit auseinander setzen, dass sie ihre Flügel nicht verstecken können.

    Als Lucifer schließlich durch Einmischung der Mafia wieder auftaucht ist er in einem beängstigendem Zustand.
    Ein falsches Wort und alles könnte hochgehen.

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    Chloe wants him. She wants Lucifer Morningstar. So, she takes him.

    Lucifer wants her. He wants Chloe Decker. So, he doesn't let go.

    Or, a pair of souls, intertwined from the very beginning, find their way back to each-other. It changes them both. And it changes the world.

    How? It's a long story. This is just the beginning.

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    At first, Chloe thinks the worst part of the breakup is the effect it has on Trixie. Then she thinks it’s the lonely ache that curls through her chest every time she climbs into a cold, empty bed…

    And then she meets her husband’s divorce attorney, a wolf wrapped up in a three piece suit.

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    No matter how many times Lucifer cuts off his wings, they keep coming back. It’s getting harder by the day to disguise the pain he’s in.

    (for whumptober day 3: taunting | insults | "who did this to you?")

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    Glimpses into the life of the Devil, his demon, and his humans. 26 interconnected oneshots, one for each letter of the alphabet, with a coherent under-arching plot. Fluff, angst and love abound.

    Chapter titles:
    A is for Apple
    B is for blood
    C is for Cat
    D...Desire
    E...Excessive
    F...Feathers
    G...Goat
    H...Hellfire
    I ... Ice Cream
    J... Justice
    K... Knowledge
    L... Light
    M...Mask
    N...Nightmare
    O...Operation
    P... Piano
    Q...Quiet
    R... Relaxation
    S... Starlight
    T... Terror
    U... Unconditional
    V... Various
    W...Warmth
    X... Xenophobic
    Y...Yearning
    Z...Zealot

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    After dealing with Michael& reconnecting with God. Lucifer and Chloe move on with their life together. But a simple wish about them being able to be together before everything they face the last six years. If they had confessed their feeling and been together from the start. Could a simple wish change everything? Getting a second chance to fall in love? Another chance to start over from the beginning. Where they could be together without having to face all the obstacles for six years.

    Update every other Saturday.

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    People said the colors simply burst into being once you meet your soulmate. That your vision gets trapped in a vortex of colorful magnificence, that your life is only meaningful from that day forward.

    They preached the colorful world, had brochures and courses and first instructions for the colorblind that suddenly had their world shaken by color.

    But it wasn’t how it had happened to him.

    Colors hadn’t burst all of a sudden. His world hadn’t been shaken to its core. The colors had come slowly, as little things in his day. They had had their time to develop as that bubbly little thing grew inside him.

    In hindsight, Lucifer should’ve known it wouldn’t have happened like that for him. Nothing in his life ever happened as it was supposed to…

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    It plays in 4x07.
    Lucifer and Chloe break up. Dan betrays Lucifer and Tiernan's people come. But this time he is shot and later dies from his injuries. Chloe is devastated. Together with Constantine, they travel back in time to save him.
    Hopefully this time without breaking time

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    Maybe they should just tell Dan the truth about Lucifer being the devil. Would that make things better?
    “Absolutely not!” Lucifer exclaimed when she suggested it to him one night while they were curled up together out on the balcony, watching the stars, “Besides, I have a better idea.”

    His “better idea” was to prank Dan no less than ten times a week.

    His pranks ranged from somehow breaking into Dan’s apartment and swapping out his entire wardrobe with undersized pink tank tops and booty shorts to filling his car with a lot of cats (and Dan was allergic so…).

    At some point, Maze got in on the prank fest (after she finished threatening to disembowel Dan and tear him apart for making her favourite little human cry).

    That was around the time things got out of hand.

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    Spielt in der Folge 4x07.
    Lucifer und Chloe machen Schluss.Dan verrät Lucifer und Tiernans Leute kommen. Doch diesmal wird er angeschossen und stirbt später an seinen Verletzungen. Chloe ist am Boden zerstört. Zusammen mit Constantine gehen sie in die Zeit zurück um ihn zu retten.
    Dieses mal hoffentlich ohne die Zeit zu brechen.

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