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I Love Her ‘Til The Sea Runs Dry by CassiopeiasFreckles
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom
08 Oct 2025
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Growing up is one of the least straight forward things to achieve; just a series of uncertain steps in disorienting directions all whilst praying the end point is worth it. If you asked James he wouldn’t say he’d made a very good job of doing it, not like Titch seemed to have at least. Still, somehow and only after countless missteps, he’d managed to get there.
From the age of 5 to 28 just look at some of the things that made James who he was.
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- Part 4 of Walkin' Out
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What happens now? by llucy23
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip RPF
05 Oct 2025
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The story of how Titch and Derek met, and how a one night stand led to Derek becoming his assistant.
Hiii everyone!! I hope you enjoy my Ditch fic (I have definitely enjoyed writing it) trigger warning, this fic contains a lot of angst, so prepare yourself before reading.
I hope you enjoy reading and thanks for your constant support.
Additionally, this is a reupload as the previous copy got deleted.
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Different Devils by Cabin_7
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
05 Oct 2025
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When Derek applied for the job at the Fernbys’ farm, he never expected to actually get the job. He especially never expected that the person he was meant to be assistant to never knew he had been hired.
What happens when Titch’s dad gets concerned and Titch insists he’s fine (but then he ends up being gay/j) -
How Gangles Met the Titch by shozzie
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, + lore references to, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
04 Oct 2025
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🍆 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2I8K9RBlQ3jNqUeMFLKJ33 💜
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You Deserve Better Than My Broken Skin by DeadbeatKit
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Oct 2025
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Titch hasn’t told Derek he loves him in ages and Derek is starting to worry he doesn’t actually care about him. When he confronts Titch he finds out why
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- Part 2 of Kit’s whumptober 2025
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Building Our Garden by CarmenZurita
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
30 Sep 2025
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Derek and Titch finally have started dating (Thank god! would say James). Now, what is the next step into their relationship? They will find out when the time is right.
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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
30 Sep 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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Back To Friends by Brah_WTF, monxstr
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Sep 2025
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After his dad’s funeral, Titch doesn’t really want to listen to his head. And what better way to deal with grief than to shove it away? Needless to say, he tastes Derek’s mouth and it’s flavour is filled with regret. He should be focused on his work, not love. And, it also seems like his aubergines aren’t really growing for some reason…
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A Pizza Slice of Life by PinkPancakeQueen
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
20 Sep 2025
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Mr. Wilson, part time pizza dough bandit and full time owner of Wilson’s Pizzeria has a lot going on these days. Who will he see at the restaurant, or on his pizza dough stealing escapades?
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Oh My God, Is This A Family? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
17 Sep 2025
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Derek and Titch have adopted Johnny and Janae. Shenanigans ensue.
Or, yet another TUA/Neighbors crossover with the same premise as all the others because there’s no such thing as too much gay found family fanfic.
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
13 Sep 2025
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Why "Mein Gott-Mon Dieu- OMG"?
Because "I am trilingual, I'm sorry"---Tom MayoBased on Andre Beetroot's show from the SFTH podcast:
Xavier was in hot pursuit, Derek was in a state of confusion, and Titch was somehow in a dilemma. -
Fields of Green, Nightmares are Mean by xxduck_queenxx1
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
10 Sep 2025
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Our favourite aubergine farmers are back, brining with them their sons, Johnny and Janae. They're ready for brand new adventures, both fluffy and filled with angst, of new friends, new family members and new revelations.
But something seems... wrong. What's happened to Johnny?
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- Part 2 of Johnny and Janae’s New Family
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i'd never sing of love if it does not exist by ilikeasstrology
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
04 Sep 2025
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Titch felt his eyebrows raise unconsciously. “A friendship bracelet?”
“We uh, they’re… It’s matching. With mine I mean.”
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Five times Derek displayed one of the love languages and One time Titch did too
(title from the only exception by paramore)
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A collection of drabbles within a modern au, one character for each day of AUgust.
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- Part 2 of the internet generation.
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Just a Titch More by A_Heimby
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
27 Aug 2025
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Derek doesn't come to announce how he's fixed things, instead he leaves for his own sake of mind, leaving Titch with nothing but a letter to explain why he has to leave.
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'Til Death Do Us Part by PhantomBegruvia (FreshlyPizza)
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
21 Aug 2025
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It's Derek's big day, and he is anxious, obviously. His friends he met at Wayne Manor offer their support.
I recommend you read the Murder Mystery before hand, some parts will not make sense if not!
read on Tumblr
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- Part 2 of SFTHMM + Connected Fics
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Assistant and... by FrenchToast11
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
19 Aug 2025
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The Feelings of Isolation by Shadowclaw756
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
18 Aug 2025
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James was not unfamiliar with the feelings of loneliness and isolation.
In fact, he would almost go as far as to say that he was overly familiar with both of them.
All his life it seemed like he had no one.
(In reality, that's not true. It just took him a while to find out.)
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- Part 2 of SFTH Characters Getting Hugs
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Rhythm of Love by akiva_tech
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
06 Aug 2025
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“Race you to the house!” Titch called, staggering to his feet and taking off, his legs carrying him as fast as he could go.
“Not fair!” Derek yelled after him, struggling to catch up.
Titch took the porch steps two at a time, doing a small victory dance before high-fiving Derek as the taller man clambered up the stairs.
“And I’m still undefeated,” Titch said, a smirk plastered on his face.
“You’re younger,” his husband challenged.
“By, like, two months!”
“Three,” Derek countered, his smile betraying the mock anger he was trying to convey. “Remind me why I married you?”
“Because you love me,” Titch replied sweetly, his smile growing infinitely brighter.Five years later, Derek and Titch are happily settled into their lives on the farm and have all they could ever want. Well, almost everything...
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SFTH Murder Mystery by PhantomBegruvia (FreshlyPizza)
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches
06 Aug 2025
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A SFTH original fan-made story, featuring characters chosen by fellow fans. The story follows a group of 12 as they try and escape the monstrous Scottish Wayne Manor while attempting to avoid being killed by the murderer that hides amongst them.
Alternate title; Murder From The Hip
(Important to note that this had interactive parts on tumblr)
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- Part 1 of SFTHMM + Connected Fics