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tell me you love me anyway by grolls3r
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
13 Oct 2025
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It's been years since the last time Jemima and David saw each other, they come to find how different they are as people but maybe not too different as friends, the past gets to them and their old feelings along.
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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
10 Oct 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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was it worth it in the end? by Brah_WTF
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
04 Oct 2025
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“Freedom was meant for the pure of heart like her son, freedom was meant for those who love despite the pain like David, freedom was meant for people who were trapped in lies made by someone else like her husband. Freedom wasn’t meant for her, it wasn't for liars and cheaters.“
Jemima’s thoughts throughout the night.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,584
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 68
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
13 Sep 2025
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Why "Mein Gott-Mon Dieu- OMG"?
Because "I am trilingual, I'm sorry"---Tom MayoBased on Andre Beetroot's show from the SFTH podcast:
Xavier was in hot pursuit, Derek was in a state of confusion, and Titch was somehow in a dilemma. -
losing dogs by perksofbeingpoet
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, We Buried The Wrong Guy - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Aug 2025
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a collection of drabbles because these characters are driving me insane.
overview:
- mark and his parents
- johnny on his way to jimmy's house
- peter getting the digger from david
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Questionable Choices by IronWoman359
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
22 Aug 2025
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Jemima knew what she should want. And it was easy to look at the future and see the path her mother saw: uni just in case, then marriage, then kids. She’d have a husband with a good job and a house with a garden and make biscuits for the school bake sale and take a holiday by the sea once a year.
She could see herself slotting into that life so easily that there were days she could even convince herself that it was what she wanted.
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Shoot from the Hip Big Brother by MxPotoo
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe, SFTH - Fandom
04 Aug 2025
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Big Brother is returning to our screens in July 2025! Hosted by André Beetroot himself, see 16 complete strangers enter a house and attempt to live together for ten weeks in the ultimate social experiment.
Who wins? You decide!
[Currently on hiatus but will be returning VERY SOON (next week or so) so be on the lookout]
[informal edit i have no storage space for some reason so i can't edit the doc but i promise this fic will come back once i am able to write] -
A River In Egypt by morhido
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
29 Jul 2025
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Then suddenly, it all clicked.
"Oh!" Peter said, his hands falling to the table with a loud clatter. Dad opened his mouth to reprimand him, but before he could, Peter cut in, "Dad, are you gay?"
The ensuing silence was beyond deafening. Peter might have been convinced it lasted forever, if it weren't for the clock in the corner letting him know otherwise. Dad and Hank exchanged looks of varying degrees of confusion, passing through entire conversations with just their eyebrows, looking between each other Peter and gaping like goldfish as they tried to formulate some sort of answer.
"N—" Dad started. He looked over to Hank with wide eyes, who in turn just shrugged with a confused frown on his face. "Uh... no?"
He sounded like the world's worst liar.
Peter narrowed his eyes.
"Oh. Alright," he said, silently adding, If you say so.
OR: five times Peter knew something was going on between his dad and his new roommate, and one time everyone else knew it, too.
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The Milkman (Translated To Script) by EchoLynn13
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
27 Jun 2025
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- Part 3 of SFTH Screenplays
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Maybe It'll All Be Fine by nickythehickey
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
16 Jun 2025
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Janet Steven is a careful woman– except for the one time she wasn't. And boy, would that one time come back to bite her.
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title from “The Negative” from Waitress -
Hornchurch High by luc1ferrs_w0lves
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Phantom of Hornchurch - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
31 May 2025
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Julian is struggling with his first year at Hornchurch High. Luckily, he has his small but loyal friend group!
Peter Steven is starting halfway through the year at Hornchurch High, and he meets Julian.
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Spoiled by Marvel_and_archives (MayTheVeryGay)
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
08 May 2025
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Jemima let David into their home. Into their bedroom. Across floorboards that weren’t his to touch.
What follows is precise. Inevitable. Two minutes of violence stretched thin over years of quiet betrayal.
The milk stays cold. Sealed. Unspoiled.
Everything else rots.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 797
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
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After finding out about his mother's affair, Peter has to consider what's next. But when life has been a series of closed doors, how do you navigate a world you don't recognise?
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- Part 1 of The Milkyway Never Spoils
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? 天呐，那是个茄子吗？ by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 May 2025
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背景来自SFTH 播客的“Beetroot's Late Night Show"环节。
Xavier紧追不舍，Derek心乱如麻，而Titch不知为何左右为难。 -
pretty fuckin' far from nice by manzanaduck
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
10 Apr 2025
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"she’s not nice, she’s pretty fuckin’ far from nice,
she’s looking at you funny, rarely looking at you twice"
- bigger boys and stolen sweethearts, arctic monkeys---
How David and Jemima met, set a decade or so before the events of The Milkman, a few years after Jemima married her husband
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A Reason to leave by Scary_duckling
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF
23 Feb 2025
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Jim knew. He had suspected for a while. But starring at Peter's picture together with Hank had made him certain he wasn't his. He should feel distraught. He didn't.
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tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow... by Kilimili
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
22 Feb 2025
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After finding out that Jemima has been cheating on him, Jim doesn’t know what to do with himself and is grateful when Hank, a bartender he only met a few days ago, offers him to stay in the guest room at his and his partner´s place. But this small, friendly gesture is about to develop into something much bigger than any of them would have expected!
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Extremely slow updates!
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Scriptuary by Lady_Of_Poison for littlemouseinapartyhat
Fandoms: Original Work, Sherlock (TV), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Death in Paradise, Good Omens (TV), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Bridgerton (TV), Portal (Video Game)
11 Feb 2025
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Welcome back to another writing challenge! This time myself and @littlemouseinapartyhat have randomly generated lines of dialogue, that we must use as our prompts throughout February. With no other limitations, let's see what happens in our newly founded “Scriptuary”.
1. Original OCs
2. Sherlock
3. 3rd Life
4. Hazbin Hotel
5. Death in Paradise
6. Good Omens
7. Helluvaboss
8. Arcane
9. The Milkman - Shoot From the Hip
10. Bridgerton
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Wife-swapping with Ybbob by Isobelsftheditss for drownedscribe
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Universe, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Thirsty Vampires - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
09 Feb 2025
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Ybbob is angry at his wife for leaving him for Alex and decides to get rid of her once and for all. Luckily for him, he finds one of Esmerelda’s other victims and decides to team up with her to get revenge.