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    Good news and bad news!

    Bad news: The Portsmouth gang mourns the loss of their friend, Lionel Garnier... again.

    Good news: Love is in the air and it's cut off all their oxygen supply!

    Lionel Garnier quits to find himself and what he wants. Rod attempts to get back into the dating scene. Horace and Finley make some daring decisions. Enzo... well, he's there too.

    Darren/Princey Fluffernutter does whatever the f*ck he wants, I guess.

    New episodes posted every month!

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    After learning that Guillermo has hidden numerous stakes around the house, the vampires aren’t too happy. Especially Nadja. Nandor, at first was annoyed too, but now not so much. He’s calm enough to sit there knitting while Nadja vents her anger for the documentary cameras.

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    In an attempt to get the vampires helping with the household chores, Guillermo makes a chore chart and uses copious amounts of both flattery and clever threats to achieve his aims.

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    My coping mechanism; a WWDITS show finale rewrite that expands on Guillermo’s anxieties, explores the various relationships in the vampire household and how they’ve progressed, adds a bit more character depth, and mentions some of the things the writers forgot about. It follows the same general plot as the episode, but expands on it more.

    Guillermo gets to be more assertive! Nadja experiences emotions! There’s some explicit, non-ambiguous romance!

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    Shortly after the start of their relationship. Nandor and Guillermo have a ‘talking head’ interview for the documentary.

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    Escaping the shapeshifters made Nandor and Nadja pretty worked up, and they decide to let off some steam.

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    Sam pines, Fiona wants a key, Michael is an absolute drama king.

    The documentary crew is probably in over their heads.

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    As the household prepares for season two, Nandor continues his struggles to tell Guillermo his feelings. But can these two ever find happiness with Guillermo's heritage hanging over him like a dark cloud?

    P.S - Please read season one through the link otherwise you'll be very confused xx

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    When Laszlo's therapy session inadvertently unlocked the Guide's sordid past, she was hit with centuries of lust all at once. It's taking everything in her power not to lose control, especially when it comes to Nadja.
    Nadja is also exercising restraint around the Guide, not wanting to abuse her position of power as boss to someone who cannot quit.
    It is very clear both women want the other one badly, and the documentary crew wishes they would hurry up and catch on. Everyone else has.

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    Nadja invites one of Laszlo's sired and best friends to the house - temporarily, she assumes - so that she can get on with Council work undisturbed. But Anastasia Alexandrovna Romanova (not *the* Anastasia, she'll remind you!) is hard to let go of once she settles into your life.

    Poly nonsense, probably smut, set during season 3!

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    Guillermo's hot new boyfriend has everyone in the house acting up. Will Nandor handle his jealousy like a mature centuries-old adult, or will things devolve into cartoonish hijinks per usual?

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    “We are having a little competition, you see! Whoever cums first loses-”

     

    AKA the one where Nadja and Laszlo must cum, or DIE.

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    Laszlo is pining after his dead boyfriend, who is reincarnated as Sean.

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    “Can you tell us about when you first met Nandor?”

    Guillermo pauses for a moment, eyes flicking between the flat black lens of the camera, and the eyes of the director, Ana. This week actually hasn’t felt quiet by any means to Guillermo, but apparently they had enough footage of him scrubbing blood out of ancient carpets, and were fishing around for something a bit more interesting.

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    Guillermo's version of the story

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    In-between scenes for the "Holu" series, depicting Guillermo and Nandor dancing around each other like the stubborn, co-dependent fools they are.

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    What if Nandor ran into Derek shortly after Guillermo's turning and Derek spilled the beans? What if Nandor then realizes that Guillermo is in great danger, because his clumsy, shit-ass sire is two seconds away from walking into oncoming traffic and being hit by a garlic truck? What if Nandor enlists Derek's help to find Guillermo (partly because he misses Guillermo, and partly because Derek needs constant supervision?

    And what if while all this was happening, Nandor adopted a kitten just because the author thought it would be cute?

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    It is the premiere of the latest movie, of the vampire's lives. However, this time a secret will be revealed.

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    From a middle-of-nowhere town to bustling Staten Island, Lena sought to learn the ways of the world. Buying a house should’ve been the start of her next adventure. What is she to do when she realizes she’s bought a house that is full of vampires, served by a meek human familiar? Hopefully, her gentle personality will win them over, especially the brooding one who always seems to lurk in the corner wherever she goes.

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    Nandor really wants to meet the great plunderer of villages, Santa Claus. Guillermo wonders if being turned into a vampire is worth it.

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    An untold amount of stairs later, a new setting: the de la Cruz Residence, as it’s labeled on-screen. It’s warm and inviting and perfectly lived-in. It looks like it smells like cinnamon and chamomile tea. It does, and it is also home to two members of the most prolific North American vampire-slaying family.

    “The job of a vampire slayer is not an easy one. It’s very dangerous. Vampires aren’t anything like the movies, but they’re still vampires after all.”

    Guillermo has a secret. Nandor gets a rude awakening. The documentary crew doesn't know what they signed up for.

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