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Harry Potter Cannot Fucking Dance by lotusrootsoupss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2025
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One day, Harry Potter had shown up at the secret slytherin common room parties.
Draco Malfoy was confused as to why.
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Bitchin’ Bad Choices by Fan_of_Fanfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2025
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Verosika Mayday wakes up after a drunken night with the Virgin Wizard she’d met at the casino bar the night before. This ordinarily wouldn’t be a problem, except for the wedding bands magically stuck to their fingers.
Oh, this was very unlikely to end well. At least Harry Potter was pretty much her Ex’s opposite in every ways
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Harry Potter’s life takes a turn when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire—and instead of panicking like a normal person, he accidentally starts self-medicating with Alcohol.
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Harry Potter and the Tabletop Catastrophe by XgaytacoX
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter’s eighteenth birthday was supposed to be quiet. Instead, there was Firewhiskey, a Muggle speaker that nearly tore Grimmauld Place apart, and… well. Let’s just say nobody expected the Boy Who Lived to end up on the table.
What happened after? That’s the story people will be telling for years.
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This was stupid. Harry was stupid. In fact, this was probably the stupidest idea Harry had ever had. And that's saying something, considering the sheer amount of stupidity he'd conquered in the past.
But could anyone blame him? Malfoy was smiling. Draco. Malfoy. Was smiling. At him. And something about it was intoxicating. Freeing.
Harry gazed at Malfoy. He ran his eyes over playful eyes and stretched cheeks and let himself be led around the ballroom. He couldn’t help it. Malfoy was smiling.
____In which Draco gets drunk at the Yule Ball and flirts with Harry.
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It starts at a party. Just something to cross off Draco's bucket list. Shag the Saviour. Be done with it. Move on. But then it happens again. And again.
And somewhere between drunk kisses in dark corners and 2 a.m. knocks on the door, it stops being casual. At least for Draco.
Because Harry only shows up when he's sloshed.
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Lucius Malfoy has a crisis of conscience and calls on his oldest friend to talk it through.
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Harry Potter has gone Barmy.That's it.That's the fic.
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Draco cannot bring himself to cross that final line.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,855
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 145
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Harry and Ginny reminisce about their past relationship.
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- Part 1 of Our Love Will Be Passed On
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 755
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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- 167
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After a long, grueling week at the Auror office, Harry gets a little too drunk and promptly forgets he’s been married to Draco Malfoy for the past seven years.
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It’s pretty hard to forget that you’re married—but when you’re drunk, shit happens.
Harry has one (or five) too many drinks, comes out to Draco in the middle of the night, and is shocked to discover they’re already married. Draco, unfortunately, is sober enough to remember every ridiculous second of it.
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В мене багато коротких історій про Тома та Гаррі, тож, я вирішила скласти їх в одну коллекцію драбблів.
Хто вже читав ці історії, буду вдячна, якщо знову поставите кудос 😉 -
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There’s something to be said for a lapful of eager, writhing boy, and that something is hell yes.
If only that boy were sober.
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Hermione Granger would rather do anything than attend the infamous Winter Warm-Up, a Hogwarts Christmas tradition that extended well past graduation. A relaxing night at home with Draco sounds a lot better than loud night packed in a club, no matter how many times her friends beg her to join them.
But Draco has a few tricks up his sleeve, or rather Hermione's dress, to convince her to attend. Now, it's just a game of how long they'll actually stay before Hermione is thoroughly...warmed up.
A submission for the "Sex Toys" prompt in the 12 Days of Kinkmas hosted by SilverDragonGemini and emeraldsinthedark
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Read along as Draco and Harry experience Christmas together through the years! From their first year dating to being married to their children's first Christmas. Take a glimpse at their lives as they grow together and navigate their marriage, raising children, and all the firsts that come along the way!
Chapter one starts with Draco and Harry's first Christmas together as a couple.
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I will be posting a chapter every day leading up to the 24th of December kinda like Advent!
Title from Ben Platt's song Grow as We Go
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Sometimes it hurts how similar Harry and James are. McGonagall knows this fact all to well.
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- Part 2 of History books
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I want to be with the bourgeoisie by ADHDreincarnated
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2024
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Draco just being a hopeless romantic kinda
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- Part 1 of History books
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Draco regretted going to this party, the person beside him was almost touching every inch of his side. And that the person behind him constantly bumped into him. He knew attending the party wasn’t a good idea, why did he go anyway? He sighs and tries to get out of the crowd, heading for the door. Then suddenly a hand yanks his shoulder.
Ah, that’s the reason he went to this god damned party.
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slight attempt at humor in Harry's best man speech at Ron and Hermione's wedding