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the first thing Lance McClain did upon arriving at college was make friends with all the wrong types of people. his k-12 catholic school didn't fully prepare for life's hardships and temptations as much and his parents thought it would. when his new "friends" get him drunk at a frat party and abandon him, who will make sure he stays safe? he's failing almost all of classes by the end of first semester, loosing weight and keeping busy being unemployed. he doesn't have anyone... except a particular familiar dark-haired looking boy who just got a job at his parents stables and looks really good riding a horse
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Keith's next door neighbor has picked up the habit of BLASTING rock music at ungodly hours. If he had his way he'd barge into his apartment and destroy his subwoofers with a baseball bat. Shiro always tells him to try being more subtle... maybe something less confrontational will work better?
____________Pidge Cackles, clutching her stomach as she rolls onto her back, overcome with giggles.
"What! What?! What'd I say?!" He marches across the living room, looming over her. She simply points toward her computer screen where the settings window was still pulled up. He raises a brow, crouching down next to her to read through the page. His eyes land on the 'Available Wifi Networks' panel, and-
'Apt203ULoudAsFuck' [Connect?]
"WHAT!?"
She wheezes, pointing between the screen, and Lance's dumbfounded face.
"Oh, no, no way, two can play at this game!" He screeches, snatching the laptop from her, the charger unclipping as he began to pace, fingers flying over the keyboard. "There! Take that!"
Pidge grabs the computer back from him, suppressing the remnants of her giggles to read what he'd done. At the top of the page, their own Wifi Network was now titled:
'Apt???SayItToMyFace!'
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I watched the Pleiades (through your eyes) by Io_like_the_satellite (TABSE), TABSE
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 Aug 2025
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Shiro convinces Keith to join an astronomy club lacking students,
and Lance is the president of the astronomy club and learns that his handsome classmate -and rival- joined his club. -
Invisible by KuramaBabe
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
28 Jul 2025
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Lance tries to go about his day. But the depression sinks in as the day goes on, feeling like he could disappear and no one would notice. At least he has the animals...
One shot written for Day 28 of Julance 2025 - Prompt: Birthday
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“You're up early,” Takakura said as he made his rounds before heading off.
“Yeah, started my birthday with some nightmares. It's great,” Lance halfheartedly joked. He straightened up, expecting a chat with the man. Takakura wasn't the greatest conversationalist, but he always gave his attention.
But Takakura just walked away. No birthday wishes. Not a wave. None of his dismissive grunts. Nothing in the way of literally any sort of acknowledgment.
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- Part 4 of Julance 2025
- Part 6 of Projecting Projects
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In which Keith has a big, fat, gay crush on Lance, who is very, very drunk
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"Lance honestly doesn’t know how he didn't notice her before, she was stood near the wall, facing away and looking out to the crowd, just as Lance was, her dark hair fell just to her shoulders with a red jacket tied around her waist, her head nodding slightly to the bass of the music that was blaring. He couldn’t make out any more details, other than how the blue lights shone off of her pale skin from a distance. Lance downed his drink, setting the now empty glass on the counter and headed towards her. He’d been needing a distraction from the nagging feeling of Keiths’ presence, he hadn’t even done anything to Lance, not recently anyway, but these parties were an escape for Lance, and knowing Keith was here, the one person who he just couldn’t get along with, it annoyed him. Luckily with how much he had drunk, that feeling was nothing but a dull ache in the back of his mind."
In which lance gets a little too drunk at a party and mistakes Keith for a girl. Embarrassment and dancing ensues.
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It was loud, he was sweaty, he was getting tired, and he wanted home.
But watching Lance with a cowboy hat swaying to some pop song made him think that sometimes love means you are tired and mildly annoyed but couldn’t turn your eyes away from him because in that moment alone he was everything.Or
Fernando makes sure Lance gets back to his hotel room safe after getting drunk. They flirt along the way (a lot).
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- Part 1 of The Podium Multiverse
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Лэнс был захвачен Галрой. Он был более полезен живым, чем мертвым, но был известен тем, что его было трудно допросить, поэтому Галра прибегнула к яду.
Это было... менее чем успешно.
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love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling by artimess_chimes
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 Nov 2023
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Except this thing with Keith was a big deal. It wasn’t just that Lance was creaming in his pants every time Keith, the sword guy, used his sword. It was that Lance’s desire was not to be dicked down, or even to dick down. He couldn’t even imagine fucking Keith without screaming. He wanted, exclusively, to kiss him softly and then give him sloppy toppy. He kept finding himself in daydreams where he made Keith moan, gave him pleasure, serviced him with love. Like the care was a big part of it. He wanted to submit to him but not like…not like submit, submit, more like -here. Take everything I can offer you, everything I am. Chase your bliss through me.
It was disgusting almost, once Lance realized how much he cared. How wet and willing he’d be for Keith.
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Lance really wants to give Keith a blowjob.
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“This needs to stop, Lance.”
Keith says it tiredly, trying to convey how taxing this was. Lance’s smile wavers slightly, and he looks down as he fiddles with his collar.
He is unfairly handsome and undeniably desirable, even now.
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Keith and Lance properly say goodbye after breaking up.
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Lance invites Sergio as his plus one to his sister's wedding and it causes chaos.
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Someone should PROBABLY tell Lance the aquarium isn't hiring. Especially not drunk mermaids.
Short story written for Day 29 + 30 of Julance 2023 - Prompt: Music + Drunk
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After turning a corner, Pidge could hear a lot more clearly. “Haaaaaaands~ Touching haaaaaands~”
“Sir, please!”
“Reachin' ooooout~”
“Please, you need to leave!”
“Touching meeeeeeee, touching yooooooooou!”
There was laughter by some adults, but mostly children. “Sir, you can't stay here!”
“SWEET CAROLIIIIINE!!! BAAAAH BAAAAH BAAAAAAAH!!!"
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- Part 1 of Julance 2023
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Lance is absolute hammered, and he thinks that he doesn’t appreciate Keith enough. He decides to fix that.
Or: Lance tells Keith how pretty he is
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Lance gets very very drunk at a party and stumbles into a tattoo shop where he pesters a poor artist for a while
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Lance had his eyes closed, lost in the music. He had flow, his hips and shoulders rolling to the sensuous beat, his head tossed back, obviously taking pleasure in the movement. His face was open, his lips mouthing the lyrics. Keith felt guilty watching the way Lance’s body moved, sparking something in his stomach that he wasn’t sure how to quantify. Keith was fascinated, eyes trailing the circles and lines and waves Lance made with his body.
Keith swallowed audibly.
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The Paladins show Allura what a birthday party is. Lance gets drunk. Keith watches him dance. Lance notices. Gay Panic ensues.
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- Part 2 of Unfiltered
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Lance comes home from a night out drinking with Pidge to a cold empty bed. Curse his warm-blooded alpha roommate and their low thermostat. Lance makes the executive decision to invade Keith's bed. What's the worst that could happen?
**This work has two versions. Chapter 1 is the original written with a smut tease. Chapter 2 is the result of alcohol informing me that there wasn't enough smut and was written after the original was already posted, hence not just posting the smutty version. They both have the same beginning and similar end. Only difference is spice level.
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Keith responds to a noise complaint and accidentally gets confused as something else.
AKA Jane and Michael meeting but with Lance and Keith
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- Part 1 of Keith and Lance one-shots
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Five year on from Voltron. Allura is alive and she brought Lotor back with her. Lanc e had been left broken hearted. And keith had been forced to witness it all. Now at a party celebrating the earth finally prospering again marking a beginning of a week of global celebration. Lance thinks hes ready and sets up a plan to finally move forward with his life. Only to discover he's done a lot he can't remember.
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After his girlfriend of eleven months breaks up with him, Lance is heartbroken and looks for a distraction.
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How I Let Your Father Drink Way to Much on Our Wedding by alittleaxolotl
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Jun 2021
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It`s the day Keith and Lance have waited for a long time. Everthing would be perfect if they would just stop stealing food from them.
______Or a fluffy short story, based very hard on Lilly and Marshall from How I Met Your Mother.