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Shotgun Opera by solitarywoman (Deducingsocks)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV) RPF
19 Jul 2025
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Klaus Hargreeves has always lived on the edge—of addiction, of life, of his own unravelling. But when he's brutally assaulted by someone he trusted, the thin line he walks finally crumbles beneath him. With no waypoint but a handful of pills and a syringe, he spirals into a silence that ends up too heavy to carry by himself.
His brother Diego finds him half-dead and haunted. He brings him home in a last-ditch effort to save what’s left of The Seance. But Diego’s not whole either. Still wrestling with his own trauma and desperate to be better—for his partner Ora, for Klaus, for himself—he’s barely holding together the new life he’s trying to build.
Shotgun Opera is a story about what comes after the worst night of your life. About bruised bodies, broken minds, and the kind of survival that doesn’t come clean. Gritty, visceral, and unapologetically raw, this is not a story of redemption—but it just might be the beginning.
[The tags will be updated as this story continues. Please read the notes and tags. DO NOT disregard the warnings given. This gets dark and potentially triggering]
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- Part 1 of This Is What Surviving Looks Like.
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Take One ended in a lot of math and escape via a briefcase attached to a shark’s smile.
Take Two ended with desperate calculations as the moon crashed down.
Take Three ended with a nuclear warhead, an outstretched hand, and an apologetic look back.
Take Four ended in a Kugelblitz, another dead brother, and a missing arm.
This is Take Five.
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- Part 2 of Scenes of a Life
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*this is false
Ghosts can, in fact, time travel, and they have a lot to say and nobody to say it to.
When Five goes back to 2019, he doesn't travel alone, but unknowingly with the ghosts of the very same dead siblings he goes back to save.
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- Part 1 of Gc*tt and extras
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The simple truth of the matter was that Diego had no idea what to do now. Telling Mom wouldn’t help, he wasn’t naïve enough to believe that she could go against his father. Pogo was probably a similar answer. None of his siblings could do anything.
Was it a good idea to try and talk to Vanya?
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Fourteen years old, Diego Hargreeves sees something he wasn't meant to see while hiding in Sir Reginald Hargreeves' office. He struggles to deal with that secret for the rest of his life.
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On Halloween of 2007, Prudence is born to Jenevieve Sinclair and Klaus Hargreeves but Prudence is declared an anomaly and she is extracted from the timeline. Hardly a year later she is announced dead, shot beside her mother in a robbery gone wrong.
Then one day, Prudence reappears, no longer declared an anomaly and no longer dead. Rather, she had spent her childhood in and out foster care because her dad is labeled ‘unfit’ and when her latest foster family falls through, she is placed in Vanya Hargreeves’ temporary care, where Prudence finds a semblance of a normal life.
When Vanya Hargreeve’s adoptive father dies, Prudence is forced to go to the funeral, where the worst thing she thought could happen, is running into her father but that is overshadowed by the missing Hargreeves sibling crashing the funeral by returning from the future. A future that entails the impending apocalypse that he is determined to stop. And Prudence is at the top of his suspect list.
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The Umbrella Academy and the weird girl by Annaestinguishedwoman
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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A self-insert fanfic of the Umbrella academy. It is almost completely canon, not the ending though, I hated it...
Milly is the most ordinary girl in the city. Nothing about her is special. Well... not unless you count the black belt in karate, the fact that she speaks 4 different languages or the fact that she is extraordinarily good in archery, so much so that there is a 99% chance that she would hit the bullseye (not that she calculated it). She has average grades, more than average in math and science, she loves Taylor Swift, flowers especially sunflowers or really anything yellow, and the color pink. She has long blond hair in 2 braids with red bows as elastics and blue eyes. She is wearing some baggy jeans and a red shirt with a white star. Her hands are adorned with cheap rings one on every finger except for the ring fingers. Her pointer finger is skimming over a page to read.
That is what she is currently trying to do anyway. She bought this new book about the Umbrella Academy a few days ago, and even though she knew almost everything about them she wanted to see if there was anything new. (There wasn’t.)
____________Season 1 completed (1-10)
Season 2 work in progress (11-23) -
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TUA Season 1 rewrite with some extra characters.
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Crescendo by Palindrome_Mystery
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
29 May 2025
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Part 3 of "Our lives come crashing back together"
Following Sir Reginald Hargreeves's death, the remaining members of the Umbrella Academy reunite for his funeral and get a surprise when the formerly missing Five drops out of a portal from the sky.
With One adamant on finding the cause of their Father's death, Three trying to use this time to reconnect their family, Five working to prevent the Apocalypse, and Seven figuring out who they are now that they can live their life without their Father attempting to control them; the siblings stories come together in a crashing crescendo.
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- Part 3 of Reconnecting
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It’s been ten years of trying to move on. But when Reginald Hargreeves’ death sets off a snowball of events leading to the end of the world, you may as well throw in reuniting with an ex. But can Diego and Y/N set aside their difference and fix things, before the countdown ends and the world blows up the same way as their marriage?
A sequel to Light Fingers
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This Is Our Place, We Make The Rules by ballad_of_a_drama_kid
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
29 Apr 2025
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Luther: I got locked out of my phone
Ben: again?
Luther: yeah again
Allison: SIGH
Allison: do you know your password this time
Luther: um
Diego: of course he doesn't
Viktor: I'll call Lila, she 100% knew this was going to happen again and wrote down your password
Klaus: haha Luther thats what u get for stealing the last hash brown this morning
Five: I think you meant "that's what you get".
Diego: okay nerd
Klaus: you wanna go Five lets go
Ben: no violence guys
Diego: fight fight fight
Diego: violence violence violence
Viktor: we literally got our phones two days ago
Allison: what did you think was going to happen?
Five: How do I leave the group chat?OR
The siblings steal their dead father's money too buy themselves each a phone and someone (Ben, it was Ben) decides to start a very chaotic group chat.
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black flies on the windowsill by millcrs (remoose)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
15 Apr 2025
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Diego ties the cloth around his eyes and turns the police scanner to static. Without the hundred voices speaking to each other in code over assaults and bodega robberies, he can slip seamlessly into the Void like a fish to water.
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Two was four years old when Dad first took him to the bath.
It took less than a year for him to realise that his body would never be his own.
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While testing Diego’s ability to hold his breath under water, Sir Reginald Hargreeves discovers that his forever disappointing Number Two has a third, and far more useful, power.
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“Hey, er…” He’s forgotten the boy’s name. Something with a G. Was it Gavin? Or Garth? “Hey, buddy. I got somewhere to be, but if you wake up now we can go for round two before I have to leave.”
Twenty-two-year-old Klaus Hargreeves awakes following a one-night stand with an enigmatic young artist.
Apart from a stinking hangover, he now has two problems: he possesses almost no memory of the night before and there’s a gruesome surprise in the bed.
Accused of a horrific crime, and with the police watching his every move, he faces a race against time to clear his name.
If he can only stay sober long enough to patch together the memories of that night, he might just stand a chance.
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Anger | What is the cost of love? by Alexa_K3S for monfivela, HansoDax, LokiNightfury, KitsuneUdon743
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Apr 2025
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Fate has a twisted sense of humor—especially when it comes to people who think they’ve got life all figured out.
Lila, a confident, athletic, and sharp aspiring detective with a loving family and the best sister anyone could ask for, thinks she knows exactly what she wants. But everything changes the day she saves a mysterious boy from a gang attack—an encounter that sets off a chain of events neither of them could predict.
Follow their story across more than a decade, as friendship, love, romance, fate, and buried truths collide in ways that will change them forever.************
Amazing fanart drawn for me by my super lovely and talented friend/little sister - @monfivelaSeries
- Part 3 of Timeless
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I have now read several Umbrella Academy chatfics, and have decided that there needs to be more. Viktor has decided that a group chat is imperative to the survival of the group because honestly everyone has done a lot of messed up stuff to each other.
Viktor has made a group chat
Viktor added Allison
Viktor added Klaus
Viktor added Luther
Viktor added Five
Viktor added Diego
Viktor has named the group chat Communication yay :)NO LONGER ON HIATUS!
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- Part 1 of Communication: the chatfic
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Five has had many bad days in his life, but waking up in a timeline where he’s even younger than before, covered in rotten spaghetti sauce, and Diego is assuring him about what a trustworthy policeman he is, takes the cake.
He’d like to go home, thank you.
He thinks he could do it too, if he could just get out of the dumpster.
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- Part 1 of No Then Only Now
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When the Umbrella Academy went public, they were six superpowered children dedicated to protecting the world, and they were unstoppable.
Seventeen years later, Diego Hargreeves is still living in his parents’ house at thirty, Klaus Hargreeves is a vigilante, Viktor Hargreeves is having custody issues, Ben Hargreeves is just getting out of rehab, Luther Hargreeves is missing, Five Hargreeves is dead, and Allison Hargreeves is just as ordinary as ever.
Seventeen years later, Reginald Hargreeves dies, and the Umbrella Academy returns home.
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- Part 1 of Round And Round
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imagine me and you, i do, so happy together by anakinskywalkerswifey
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Mar 2025
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On March 24th, 2019 the five Hargreeves siblings gathered for their fathers funeral. This time, they had extra company due to an old friend, time dilation and rebellion.
(Four extra days were gonna save their asses.)
SEQUEL to we gotta get right back to where we started from.
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- Part 2 of the kids are alright
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5 Times Diego Protected Klaus, Plus One Time Klaus Protected Him by FrostWhip
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
16 Mar 2025
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Number Two and Number Four over the years
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Pretty self explanatory title, PLEASE read the tags. It's not super graphic, but it's still got some very dark material -
I don't wanna feel better by RoxyArmadillo
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV) RPF
16 Mar 2025
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"Someone loved me, someone fuckin' loved me
Someone fuckin' loved me and I fuckin' loved them too
Goddamn it, I was worth something
I fucking earned something
I have the right to live, right to die, right to choose too
And God no
Of course I don't wanna feel better!"
- Penelope Scott (feel better)~~
Eudora just died and Diego misses her. I lowkey could write a second part of him getting comfort but I never write fluff so we'll see (so this is an oneshot for now)
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- English
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- 1,309
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Trying Not to Fall for You by marygeldingm93 for monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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Five Hargreeves is a barista who doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day clichés—or in love itself. But when a regular customer, Lila, walks into his café one rainy February morning, his usual routine is thrown into chaos. Suddenly, he finds himself tripping over words, spilling coffee, and battling an unexpected rival.
As latte art turns into an unspoken competition and emotions bubble to the surface, Five realizes that trying not to fall for Lila might just be impossible.
A fluffy Valentine’s Day story with awkward crushes, competitive baristas, and a little bit of coffee magic. ☕💕