13 Works in Evilfies | Evil Wifies (Video Blogging RPF)
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G is for Gambling with a Gambit by Cilly (Why_tho_why), Higukan (Why_tho_why), Why_tho_why
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
23 Oct 2025
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Gambling
noun [ U ] /ˈɡæm.blɪŋ/
The activity of betting money, for example in a game or on a horse raceGambit
noun [ C ] /ˈɡæm.bɪt/
A clever action in a game or other situation that is intended to achieve an advantage and usually involves taking a riskSeries
- Part 7 of ABC's with ParrotX2
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maybe in another universe.... by Thenightmareitself
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
30 Aug 2025
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maybe in another universe you didn't become evil...
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The Wifies whose purple headband would haunt Parrot in his dreams: as they twisted around his ankles, rendered him helpless on nights Parrot believed he was dead, his hands clawing at Parrot’s face until Jumper would wake him up from the night terrors.
The Wifies who, clad in netherite armour, ever so stiff, held his gaze like never before, a certainty bleeding ever-so-true as he whispered: “I am Wifies.”
The Wifies who, even when Parrot’s blade came in contact with his throat, golden specks and emerald shards spontaneously erupting as Wifies’ totem came to explode, still came back for Parrot, believing he’d eventually give in.
The Wifies he had just killed. The spyglass he abandoned, the purple he left under the alabastrine ceilings, rings of flame as he simply crawled up the stairs, as Wifies’ silhouette only grew smaller and smaller, until nothing of Wifies remained.
When Parrot escaped Paragon, wooden boat crumbling as he landed outside of the obsidian confinements;
the world came crashing down with him.
----This takes place after Wifies' death, when, on an unlikely date, a spectral appearance makes it's way back to Parrot's life.
part of a series!
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- Part 3 of UNSTABLE UNIVERSE: PALINODE
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traiecto in anima by vermillionst
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
17 Jul 2025
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- Part 1 of UNSTABLE UNIVERSE: PALINODE
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It's all yours, but I still want my spyglass back. by FISHBUCKET
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
11 Jul 2025
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OH MY GOD ODYSSEY DUO IS ACTUALLY DEAD THIS TIME. ☯️🦜
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bleeding beneath me is where you belong by vermillionst
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
09 Jul 2025
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Kenadian had, while prowling the willow forests near the Farlands, found himself staring at two silhouettes: he had immediately recognized the first as Parrot from the wings perched on his head and the sheer vibrancy of the colours he was clothed in. The other was hidden behind the branches of the willow tree: its leaves just perfectly blocking his sight. (It could be. Just maybe: the Wifies he had hunted down for millennia. He just needed a closer look.)
Before he realised it, he found himself moving closer to catch a glance, pushing aside the branches.
Kenadian knew who it was the moment his eyes pinned on the figure, tasted the memories on his tongue of mortal blood that pulsed eternity: blood that wasn’t his.
The apparition he had chased relentlessly down for millennia. It was Wifies.
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- Part 4 of UNSTABLE UNIVERSE: PALINODE
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As he kneels, coat already stained with dust, his hands dig into the rubble, glazing past certain mechanical components Wifies can name off of his tongue and where they belong in his clones, he feels past a smooth, small, capsule.
Score.
A small, golden capsule, with a violet liquid encapsulated within, the number inscripted on the side highlighting the clone number:
#0067.From the pocket of his lab coat, he pulls out a cable, and, feeling around the back of his head, pushes the USB into the port, and, with the other side, connects it to the capsule:
and all the memories come flooding.…..
prequel to thanopsis for the living!! best to read this before the other for context clues
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- Part 2 of UNSTABLE UNIVERSE: PALINODE
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There are very very little universes where Evilfies did not fuck those clones.
In this universe, Evilfies watches 1 (named after being the first to make it into field testing) try to escape an escape room, gets horny about it, and decides to preemptively end the field test by fucking that clone (or, at least, the closest thing he can get to fucking that clone, since said clone was not made with sex in mind) (future clones will, in fact, be made with sex in mind) -
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"I have something for you," Wifies sing-songs as he walks through the bedroom door.
Ken, still looking out at the invisible horizon, makes a dim noise of acknowledgment. Of course he comes straight here. Of course he's happy to see me.
"Don't you want to see?"
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- Part 16 of CBWTM
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Ken makes another attempt at the escape room that 24 recently failed. The results are thoroughly mixed.
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- Part 11 of CBWTM
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“I can help.” Those words are a guillotine, binding his head in place and–it’s a death sentence.
But that’s what its all been about, huh? (I can help.) Parrot knows Wifies can, Wifies could glue together Parrots shattered pieces half-hazardly and Parrot would still be whole. Only if Wifies would be the one to do it–He’s the antidote to his disease, Special K to his addict. Parrots come to terms with it, he has! Wifies is his downfall– and god, does he wish to fall.
If Parrot is bound and Wifies is the Guillotine, let it fall. Let Wifies be his executioner–and he’ll paint Wifies with his blood and cling onto him for centuries to come.
“Sure.” Parrots sealed his fate with his own two hands.
or, what if post S4!Parrot met Evilfies. (Also known as Wifrot.)
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evilfies & contract boosfer meet and chat a little..
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Kenadian’s blood boiled. He didn’t wait. Within seconds, he’d located the escape room and was on his way.
When he arrived, Wifies was trapped in a room filling with water, his hands trembling as he worked to unlock a submerged puzzle. Kenadian didn’t hesitate.
“Wifies!” he shouted, breaking into the room.
Is it love to be decoded?