14 Works in FC Schalke 04 (Character)
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Spoopy!! by NeonMice
Fandoms: Original Work, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Men's Football RPF
01 Oct 2025
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- Part 3 of Ballers
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First day by NeonMice
Fandoms: Original Work, Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
18 Sep 2025
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- Part 2 of Ballers
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Bundeslihaha: Where Fussball Meets Fun by Freibulous
Fandoms: Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
30 Aug 2025
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Ever wonder how football clubs would react at winning the treble, relegation, or a transfer to a rival club? Wonder no more! Born from the founders' love for the beautiful game, physical embodiments of Bundesliga clubs will answer all your questions.
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Non-linear. Rating's gone back to T because the sex and nudity are non-graphic and played for laughs.
Main story is complete, but as of December 2020, I'm releasing bonus material!
Newest update - Chapter 45: Maybe you shouldn’t have waited so long. - Chapter 46: Karlsruhe hated his newfound talent.Series
- Part 1 of Bundeslihaha
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Ruhrpott Roundabout by Freibulous
Fandoms: Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Men's Football RPF, Bundesliga - Fandom
25 Aug 2025
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Alternate Title: The 0 Euro Black-and-Yellow Kitchen Renovation
In which Borussia Dortmund invites FC Schalke 04 and VfL Bochum to help him fix his kitchen the way his management paid 11 million Euros to fix his stadium's.
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Part of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon, a collection of random stories from a post-Reveal universe, where the personifications became public figures since 2014, and every other canon element is a loose cannon.
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- Part 8 of Bundeslihaha
- Part 4 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,057
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 25
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Bayern's (Royal) Blues by Freibulous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic), Bundesliga - Fandom
22 Aug 2025
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"Why can't you break up with Doofmund, my love?" Schalke cried hoarsely, scooping a big dollop of icing from Bayern’s chest and moving it into his face as he pulled the Bavarian’s face close to his.
Bayern just mumbled something… before he licked the cake around his lips! God, Schalke hated how childish his boyfriend was sometimes. "If you don’t break up with him, I don’t want to see you ever again!"
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This unfinished story is a crossover between Bundeslihaha and the football club gijinka/personifications created by bavarianpsycho on tumblr, a.k.a. werkudara_unyu/pausencl0wn on Twitter. It was written in December 2015 and edited in August 2025.
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- Part 7 of Bundeslihaha
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,185
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 14
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Der Mörder Hotzenplotz by Freibulous
Fandoms: Bundesliga - Fandom, Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
08 Aug 2025
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People are so much more difficult than marionettes, thought FC Augsburg, who would’ve thought?
After a few seasons of directing his own marionette plays for the Bundeslihaus, Augsburg decided he'd go big in the 2023-2024 preseason: he would direct personifications! With the help of seasoned filmmaker Darmstadt, script editor Braunschweig, and choreographer Magdeburg, he'd make an adaptation of the Robber Hotzenplotz by and for clubs - and nobody else!
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FC Augsburg birthday special - Part of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon, a collection of random stories from a post-Reveal universe, where the personifications became public figures since 2014, and every other canon element is a loose cannon.
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- Part 6 of Bundeslihaha
- Part 3 of Bundeslihaha: Loose Canon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,221
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 54
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Bundeslihaha Redux: The Cutting Room Floor by Freibulous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Bundesliga - Fandom, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
08 Jul 2025
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Welcome to Bundeslihaha's Bonus Round. After decades of living among mortals, the Bundesliga decided to reveal its personifications to the public for commercial reasons. Germany had just won the World Cup, so another PR boost wouldn’t hurt, right?
Wrong.
Armed with their hatred of modern football, these personifications will fight back, and it will be a fight like no other. Especially since there are some reality-breaking stuff going on…
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Bundeslihaha Redux's main story, the "proper" rewrite of Bundeslihaha: Where Fussball Meets Fun isn't finished yet, and it may not be finished in years (if at all).
However, I have good news: I've made tons of concept art, story concepts, comics, shorts, and drawings since 2017! So what are you waiting for? Let's enjoy the ride together! ;D
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- Part 2 of Bundeslihaha
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Checking in by NeonMice
Fandoms: Original Work, Men's Football RPF, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
20 Apr 2025
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Season prep had just started, the usual buzz all around the clubs taking its yearly course, Bochum, as did everyone else, from the first 3 leagues that is, had to travel to Frankfurt for it. Well, except Eintracht, lucky bastard. Nothing out of the ordinary, really. But that's how he liked it best, he had enough stress in the actual season to come.
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- Part 1 of Ballers
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俱乐部拟人，球员拟动物（化形）的怪奇世界。俱乐部也不完全是人，总之是个怪东西很多的世界。
随手写个爽，不定时更新小短打，cp不定，灵感来源多半是比赛和俱乐部活动。
德甲为主，其他联赛偶有客串，具体人物可以看tag，会根据写作进度增加tag。
为防误伤，第一章是总集，会实时更新列明之后每一章的人物、cp和事件时间线，可以根据总集内容择章观看。Series
- Part 1 of 足球与赛车是男人的医美
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the clubs got called by bundesliga (the personification of the league) to have a talk with the clubs, it was a cloudy day and every club went to berlin to talk about the subject, the clubs are: Cologne fc, Leverkusen, Bayern fc, Borussia dortmund, fc stuttgart, Bochum vfl, Mainz the clown, wolfsburg, frankfurt, freiburg, union berlin, rb leipzig (a kid), gladbach, hoffeinheim, hertha, schalke, werder, augsburg, and your beloved hamburg (fighting to go back to bundesliga 1 again >_<)
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德甲的诱惑（只有前半段），各个的邻居看热闹不嫌事多
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戏精三姐妹
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球队拟人，幼化。
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球队拟人