Failed Seduction
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Bluebell is trying to seduce Byakuran, but fails quite miserably.
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Each day brings a new lesson for Rose and Tentoo as they acclimate to Pete's World. As they start to learn a little more about each other, Tentoo learns that some things are best left unassumed.
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Lessons in the Art of Seduction by Alice_in_Anime, surprisememate
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Sep 2017
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Lance thought Keith was hot. The only problem was actually getting Keith to fall for him.
Slowly but surely, Keith falls for Lance. Lance documents each step in the process, hoping not to make the same mistakes over and over again.
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DTF, HMU? (Down To Fund, Help Me w/ Uni?) by jeonify
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Nov 2017
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that sugar daddy au with too little smut and too many feelings.
"how much does it take to buy your heart?"
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Based on a request made by an anonymous user.
Lilithmon has acquired a new plaything, a human slave to serve as her personal sex toy. Much to her surprise and bewilderment, he doesn't desire her in the slightest. He seems more interested in her right-hand Digimon, Lady Devimon, and her captured pet, Angewoman. Lilithmon's ego may not be able to handle these transgressions.
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Sarah Williams's kingdom is as great, and entirely surrounding Jareth's, and she has the love and loyalty of half of his subjects. Considering she pulled his castle down around his ears the first time they met, war seems inevitable. Jareth can handle this; he's dealt with threats to his throne before. The thing is, none of them were quite like Sarah.
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- Part 2 of The Mistress
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Quentin knows Eliot isn’t sleeping with anyone. He also knows he’s the only guy around that Eliot spends any time with. Which is why he’s wondering how Eliot can look him dead in the eye -when he’s trying to be sexy- and react to nothing.
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When Inquisitor Cassia is captured by heretics, she was expecting some form of torture. She has information they want however they cannot rip it from her mind if they want it intact. When the heretics resort to a completely different tactic, she is caught by surprise and completely off guard.
TL;DR - Ahriman fails at seduction, many times over.
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Peter Nureyev hadn't realized the mob queen he was after wasn't the easy target he appeared to be. It was only the first of several mistakes.
Juno Steel hadn't planned on collecting a pet thief, but sometimes life just dumps an opportunity in your lap.
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Inspired by a picture of Pyrrha crushing Cardin's balls with visible blood, her saying "To all those who think I or anyone else would have sex with this piece of shit."
Pyrrha convinced Weiss to properly get Jaune to stop pursuing her, then she swooped in with comforting words, courting and seducing him. That initial success sparked a great flame within her, to make sure Jaune knew she loved him. They didn't go public with their relationship yet, so Pyrrha kept getting hit on multiple times a day. Finally hitting a breaking point, she pretends to accept Cardin Winchester's boastful offer to show her what a 'real man' can do in bed. She livestreams the whole thing, starting with her tricking him into removing his armor and shirt, then she crushes his balls, then strips off his pants to show his one-inch micropenis. She declares that Cardin is a little bitch, and she is with Jaune, and shows Jaune walking out of his hiding spot in the closet with a third leg sprouting from his crotch. Vigorous sex ensues while Cardin watches in humiliated arousal like the little bitch that he is.
This story is not for the faint of fetish. Unlike Winter Knight, this story is for wish fulfillment and erotic nonsense.
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Le nozze di Figaro (a limerick) by PoorMissFinch
Fandoms: Le nozze di Figaro | The Marriage of Figaro - Mozart/Da Ponte
11 Mar 2020
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The Marriage of Figaro in one stanza!
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The Failed Seduction of The War God by unovaregion
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2020
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Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan had one goal:
Get Liu Qingge to marry them.
However, he's dense. And keeps misreading their messages.“Yes.” Shen Jiu speaks up, batting his lashes.
Oh hell no. Shen Yuan thinks, he was pulling out the big guns already?!
Liu Qingge’s response was to... furrow his brow.
Shen Yuan snorted.
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- Part 1 of Seducing Liu-Shidi
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if at first you don't succeed by shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
01 May 2020
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Bucky likes his life.
The first part was a little rocky, sure, and the whole Hydra thing was horrific on a level he still can’t quite process. Somehow he’s managed to tough his way through it anyway, and now he lives in a fancy house with his friends, has a job where he gets to punch people without remorse (delightful) and he has not one but two freakishly hot boyfriends who are also superheroes.
So he’s having a pretty good time. Thing is, his boyfriends are also idiots.
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To Be a God by TheHappyFan
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms, Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
24 Mar 2025
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To be a god, one must be strong, virtuous, and intelligent. One must be powerful without overexerting control.
One must also have magic. And the power of the Seven Deadly Sins on his side.
Or in other words, what would happen if Light Yagami was the human chosen to partake in the Devildom Exchange Program at RAD?
Buckle in, because this is gonna be a LONG ride.
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Tanpa diduga tangan Byungchan memukul dada Sejun. Nggak sakit sih, tapi kaget juga. “Kakak aku godain nggak mempan!”
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An old acquaintance of Violet’s finds out he’s in town. If only that shaman girl was out of the equation…
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Jasper and the Firm Firmament by RivetBucktail (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
12 Oct 2020
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Jasper tells Steven about her old relationship with Peridot.
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House in Suburbia: Part I by totallynotnatalie
Fandoms: GWA - Fandom, gonewildaudio - Fandom, Original Work
19 Dec 2020
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It 's Cabin in the Woods, but the cast needs to complete a porn ritual to save the world rather than a porn ritual. The crew's attempts fail as they slowly learn to deny their stereotypical roles. Is the fate of the world doomed? It depends on whether any of them can seduce the girl before time runs out.
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John: The manager of the ritual crew. Straight-man. He is a high-strung perfectionist that wants to get the job done.
Greg: Dad attitude with a dad body. Good guy with a lot of patience and a good sense of humor.
Brad: Typically apathetic 20 year-old jock who nonetheless enjoys Harry Potter and has no idea how to seduce women.
Irwin: Nerd with a bit of INCEL brain. Meant to poke fun at the idea. Nothing too dramatic and he learns to overcome it as the series progresses.
Damien: Prince of Darkness. Need I say more?
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Heated Moments by night_fighter_x
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Jan 2021
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This is a collection of flashbacks and mentioned scenes that have been skimmed over in my main work Helluva Heat. The ships and tags should give you a pretty good idea of what else I have planned... ;)
Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of This Hazbin Fun
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The Guide: Myna: Near Item Shop Corbis by moody_trans_detective
Fandoms: Rogue Galaxy (Video Game)
05 Feb 2021
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Kisala tries to get a mine ID card and revenge sex at the same time.
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- Part 46 of Rogueass Galaxy
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Everything is going exactly as Hannibal planned. He, Jack, and Will are forced off the road and must stop for the night at a motel - where there are only two beds.
Unfortunately, Jack decides that he and Will are going to bunk up, giving Dr. Lecter the nice single bed.
This...is not part of Hannibal's plan. But Dr. Lecter has never been afraid of a little improvisation.
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Everything is going exactly as Hannibal planned. He, Jack, and Will are forced off the road and must stop for the night at a motel - where there are only two beds.
Unfortunately, Jack decides that he and Will are going to bunk up, giving Dr. Lecter the nice single bed.
This...is not part of Hannibal's plan. But Dr. Lecter has never been afraid of a little improvisation.
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let my imagination run away with you gladly by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2019
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He figures it will be rather simple. All he has to do is send the right signal, and Crowley should be able to pick up on what he wants no problem. He’s a demon, after all. Seduction (not that that’s what this is) is something demons know all about.
And then, they can proceed straight to the kind of ethereal, mind-blowing sex the likes of which has never been seen by either heaven or hell.
It’s rather a perfect plan, if he says so himself.
(Or, five times Aziraphale tries to seduce Crowley and fails. And one time he stops trying so hard.)
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He gave Zhou Zishu a lingering look from beneath his lashes. “Your virtuous wife will accompany you of course.”
“Oh? When did I obtain a wife, let alone a virtuous one?”
“How could you say that, A-Xu?” Wen Kexing asked with feigned, wide-eyed hurt. “Would anyone but your virtuous wife prick their fingers a thousand times just to accompany you in this mundane chore?”
Zhou Zishu looked up and caught Wen Kexing’s gaze, arching an eyebrow. “If you’re my virtuous wife, then when are you going to fulfil your other wifely duties?”
Zhou Zishu is utterly baffled when his attempts to reciprocate Wen Kexing’s flirting results in unexpected and uncharacteristic reactions. As arrogant as it might sound, Zhou Zishu had expected Wen Kexing to respond far more enthusiastically, rather than quite literally fleeing from his overtures. What the hell is going on here?
(Otherwise known as ‘Zhou Zishu’s 5 attempts to get Wen Kexing to have sex with him + 1 time he thoroughly succeeds’.)
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Bookmarked by MojoFlower
15 Aug 2021
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Hahaha, I never guessed the REAL reason wwx kept dodging zzs's seduction attempts.
