11 Works in Flirty Astarion (Baldur's Gate)

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    Five days have passed since Nori crashed into the most backwater part of the Sword Coast, head pounding with the hangover of the century and for unknowable reasons dubbed chieftain of her fellow abductees. Just when she thinks it couldn’t get any weirder, the sky opens yet again to throw one more lost soul into her lap.

    After what feels like an eternity of desperate dimension-hopping, Ley escapes the abomination on her tail by plunging through the stratosphere of a world she's never heard of. Beaten and disoriented, she has no choice but to put her trust in whoever takes her in.

    Gale expected many things upon departing Waterdeep, but getting scooped up by a nautiloid had not been among them. Struggling to adjust to his new vagabonding lifestyle, however, he comes to face a challenge he’s much better equipped for; tutoring their newest addition, shipwrecked as well, albeit for different reasons, and cursed with an affliction oddly reciprocal to his.

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    Uther would likely not refer to himself as a hero, not with the dark urge and everything that happened with Alfira. But Astarion would argue otherwise, the Paladin was good and surprisingly gentle, he just had some issues. Halsin would likely agree with him too in that regard. Though Halsin and Uther did seem very comfortable around one another and in such a short span of time…

    But there was a long road ahead of them all, moonrise was their goal now after finding Halsin.Then of course everything had to come to a head when the idiot Paladin took a mace to the ribs at the Grymforge after pushing Astarion out of the way.

    Astarion was pissed at the self sacrificing idiot to say the least. But he never thought his bout of anger would lead to the man leaving them all. Now he was stuck having to battle with the complexities of his emotions for the man.

    Uther found Astarions words stung more because of the truth behind them, that and his closely guarded feelings for the vampire. And with not even Halsin speaking up in the silence that followed, perhaps it was best to give them all a break from him and the threat of the urge that still lingered on everyone’s minds.

    Named OC. Polyamory. Multiple POV.

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    Tav teaches Astarion (or attempts to) how to swim, since he hasn't swum in 200 years.

    This Tav is the same Tav from another fic I wrote - No Saints Here.
    This is a prequel, if you will. It is a moment that happened before my Tav ever decided to date Wyll.
    Like all my work, this was meant to be fun and simple, and then it turned out to be more depressing than I anticipated.
    Enjoy!

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    You're in love with Astarion, but too scared to admit it.

    Astarion is in love with you, but has no fucking clue what that even means! You're not a target, not a night it's better to forget....

    Lots of domestic fluff with light angst as neither character knows how to express their feelings- but don't worry, they'll get there :)

    [Okay, this STARTED as a denial of feelings that was only supposed to be a few chapters long, but now I've grown to love this little post-canon life I've created for tav and Astarion, so it's just going to continue on as an only semi-linear domestic/slice of life fic with occasional angst to mix it up :) ]

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    A little slice of life scenario set somewhere between Astarion having faced Cazador (didn't ascend) and preparing to fight the Netherbrain. It's just Astarion being cagey, flirty and soft all in one breath and Tav not knowing what to do with him.

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    Reader (Tav) x everyone's favourite vampire, Astarion. You're worried about him, so you enter his tent. At this point, you're already both in love with each other, but it's time you finally show him how much he means to you.

    ♪ 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 ♪

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    Meliora has a problem. Okay, she has several problems. One is that she's got a tadpole slowly eating away at her braincells until she turns into a monster sometime in the very near future. But arguably a more important and pressing one is that she needs to get laid. Preferably immediately. Preferably by either Astarion or Jaheira.

    The thing is, Astarion is complicated and difficult to approach and just... well, Astarion. On the other hand, despite them very much being an adult, Jaheira thinks they're an actual baby. Or she at least pretends like she does. In either case, that complicates things. Still, Meliora isn't a quitter.

    She'll just have to convince everyone that the person they have for some reason decided is their leader is an actual adult, for fuck's sake.

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    It all starts with a question.

    “How exactly does one bed a goddess?”

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    AKA, Minsc's line about the young magical boys in his village being hidden because of Mystra, implying that Gale was probably groomed into becoming Chosen and Mystra's lover, is very much canon in my mind and here's my fic exploring that

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    Being restrained is a relief.

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    Now, Astarion was a different story. He’d had nothing, then, without anyone noticing how, he’d suddenly had a gaudy tent that was clearly sized for a family, most likely pilfered from one of the many crates belonging to the tieflings piled near the entrance to the grove. And then, joining that, there were rugs, and blankets, and a growing collection of pillows, enough to build a fort. When they were finally ready to travel to the Underdark, Astarion had tried his best to pack and wrap it all into a manageable bundle.

    Tried.

    Gale remembered the pouted look of frustration. Had wanted to laugh about it, especially considering he was still a bit bitter about Tav choosing the vampire, of all people, honestly, but then Astarion’s frustrated frown had changed ever so slightly to pained resignation. The sight of it had made something twist uncomfortably in Gale’s stomach.

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    A pair of piercing red eyes looming over your shoulder narrowed every time you agreed to aid someone in need. You had your plate full of problems, but that never stopped you from reaching into the depths of your heart to find a bit of empathy for the poor, sick, and persecuted. The pale elf knew little of empathy and delighted in violence. How unfortunate for him that you were an altruist who preferred to resolve matters with conversation. Traveling with you was beyond boring, though it came with a few perks: you had a good sense of direction, you were cute as a button, and you let him feed on you every night.

    (This fic is for the people who want to romance Astarion but their approval is low because they want to be a good person)

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