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    (I love biblical refrance in pakrour civ XD thank you @the-selfinsert for the title)

    Evbo is hungry again. Luckily this time he has two partners who take better care of him then he does

    For parkour civ fandom week, prompt: starving

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    So yeah, Evbo just began to think about Seawatt.

    To think about Seawatt’s form, his clothes, his skin that shimmered so beautifully under the sun. To think about Seawatt, and the gold that adorned his body as if he himself were a work of art, or the most precious thing among all his jewels and riches; that drape covering him as if he were a god fallen from Olympus, here only to cross his path. To think about Seawatt, and his bright, pleasing amethyst eyes—so striking with that one black eyeliner framing them. His tulip-pink lips, dry-looking yet… somehow still slightly alluring and—
    Evbo shook his head abruptly : That was a bit too much now, wasn’t it?

    ________________

     

    OR : The Parkour villain was defeated yesterday and Evbo is missing a certain someone to feel better.

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    Started May 09, 2025 - Finished .. (unfinished)

    It all started on the noob layer, with Evbo fending for his life. The layer was poor, unhygienic, and riddled with disease. Second to sickness, starvation was the most common cause of death, and everyone feared it - some people even feared death so much they died from anxiousness. The citizens of the noob layer lived by their god and died by their god, you could never test fate on the layer; dying without making yourself useful put a mark on your soul and tainted your afterlife.

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    Evbo's cannibalistic ways on the Noob layer haunt him through his Godhood and he acts upon his desires.

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    Per the Rule of the current Parkour Champion, Tabi is Revived alongside the many others who fell to their doom during the era of the Tyrant Champion. She dedicates her new Revived life to the grind in search for the truth of the nature of her birth during her first life.

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    Evbo and EMF, at the end of time.

    Except now there's no parkour(?!) in this new world, and the Parkour Villain was there? It was a pretty good thing that there was no void (or parkour prison) for Evbo to fall into, at least.

    (Or: There's no world in which EMF wouldn't follow Evbo beyond the ends of the earth, but he wasn't liking this... Lifesteal place very much. It was second to being trapped by Seawatt, at least.)

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    eve tries to cut amy's hair! key word: tries.

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    EMF has a request for Evbo. Seawatt is there.

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    EMF’s days were primarily made up of four-block jumps, as of late. They were difficult even though EMF was supposed to be Champion, and should be eating up four-block jumps for breakfast.

    He picked himself up with a groan, sitting up. EMF’s days consisted mostly of nearly making four-block jumps, actually.

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    EMF talks to the previous Champion of Parkour Civilization. He's not the best at Parkour, but Evbo doesn't seem to care.

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    Parkour Civilization oneshots!

    Ratings and tags for each chapter will be added in the notes.

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    Becoming a god doesn’t mean you become all-powerful.

    In fact, the process of apotheosis is painful, and the expectations that come with it make most gods apart from the absolute best start crashing down till almost none of their original selves remain. Myths and legends dictate this process. Someone who isn’t strong-willed and virtuous could easily crumble.

    So what happens if you give godly powers to someone who is just a man?

    Evbo learns this the hard way.

    Everything builds up till he shatters.

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    *I almost destroyed the world for you.*
    The thought was both foreign and his own. It was almost a disbelieving one, like he was really trying to come to terms with the fact that he had been fully willing to usher the world into an age of destruction for the sake of one person.
    And yet, gazing at him in that moment, Evbo felt as though he had been completely in the right to do so. He would’ve destroyed the world with his own hand if it meant keeping this man safe from harm.

     

    Immediately after defeating the Parkour Villain, there was a lot that Evbo should've been thinking about.
    The fact that he was in love with his best friend was not one of those things.
    Little did he know...

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    emf and evbo come to an agreement on top of the champion's layer.

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    For they knew that even if their god had abandoned them, surely He would not be gone forever. He had once loved His world, and some day, He would grow to love it again. Perhaps He would learn to love again. Perhaps the world would see the day its god descended from the clouds and shed His cloak of feathers, to walk amongst His people again in the same way He always had.

    So became tradition, to offer sacrifices to the Cannibal God. Provide Him with His meal and pray that one day, He may return.

     

    Worship Him and pray to be saved. And may your flesh be the feast that brings Him home.

     

    It has been two thousand and five hundred years since the Parkour God's ascension.
    It has been five hundred years since the Parkour God abandoned His civilization.
    And it has been just as long since the civilians began offering their fellow players to Him in hopes of seeing the day that He may return.
    Bast is the most recent sacrifice.

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    Seawatt is alive again and Evbo is there, but it isn't real.

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    EMF was born on the steps of the Parkour Temple with devotion in their eyes and a compliance in their boots. It was a shame, that their brother had to take that for his own.

    They had clung to his every word, breath hanging to every word, every command, their gold boots trailing behind each and every step he took. They would've followed him, their brother, to the very end, if it weren't for Seawatt.

    They don't want to imagine what would've happened, if that had been the case.

    Or: EMF and the Evil Champion are brothers. Nothing changes.

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    “Since becoming the Parkour God, Evbo had too much free time of his hands. He could do whatever he wanted with his new found power, but he always fell back to his roots. Practicing parkour.”

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    Evbo overworks himself, EMF helps.

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    Portals show up on every level of Parkour civilization
    And evbo finds out exactly the life emf escaped while finding out more about his powers and the overall world

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    He managed to level up. He became a Pro -after plenty of suffering- and the first thing he did was look up. The dirt was still there. Why was it still there? Why was he still forced to look up, to crane his neck, to bare his throat and surrender to the power above? He looked. Looked down, up, forward, down, forward, up, up, up, UP-
    He levelled up again. That was possible too, apparently.


    Title from "My Way of Life" By Frank Sinatra

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    The Noob level wasn't built with parenthood in mind.

    It wasn't something Evbo could bring himself to endure. The grief, the struggle, the sheer amount of sacrifice required. The suggestion of children in his life was a laugh, for who would consider it, nonetheless with him out of anyone else?

    But then Eden came along. And then he had to deal with it.

    Or: Evbo deals with the aftermath of Eden the best way he can manage.

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